Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 So that's who has all my teeth. Some lucky woman somewhere who is about to be swept off her feet. Skizzer, privatewire, Three Speed and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaypee Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, Jim Bell said: Darren. "Yeah there is sumfink bovvering me as it goes, fanks for askin. You know all this Brexit that we all seem to have forgotten abaaaaht since society itself set ablaze? Well, now that we've taken aaaahr cantry back and got all the Brexits dahn, will we be able to stop, CERTAIN ANIMALS from entering the country? Like specifically Maribu Storks. Because fahk me they give me the small balls. Make my pickled onions creep right back ahp into the jar if you know what I mean. They fahkin look like an 80 year old man has put a Pelicans skull on his head as a joke. I can't as much as kiss the wife while I'm thinking about the dirty fahkas. " It's wot my graaaaanayyyd died for in the wawwer. Send then back to wot evva obscure archipelago they come from. " Fucking tremendous. "they give me the small balls" ??????? barefoot, Three Speed, aldo135 and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Not far off half way donenow. Should be at the car within the hour. Tickman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Is the seller expecting you? I should have lent you my generic car keys. (it saves carrying five sets of keys around) sdkrc, Jim Bell, privatewire and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Brett. Anything you're finding troubling at the moment Brett? davehedgehog31 and Tickman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Just now, loserone said: Is the seller expecting you? Yes. loserone and Tickman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Brett. "Now Bowie is gone, I feel cast adrift. Zavid was my anchor and my hope. Someone in the fan club said that theres a bird called a Dracula Parrott that can be taught to mimic sounds and noises. I imported one from French Indo-China hoping to teach it to sing David Bowie songs but it just perches on the mantle staring at me. Like it's waiting for me to close my eyes so that it can accost me and drink my precious blood. I'm right on edge. It cost two thousand pounds and if I'm honest, I wish I'd never bought it." "It's eyes are so black and dead and it squawks sound like knives down a blackboard. I don't feel comfortable bringing women home." The Moog, DeeJay, Skizzer and 12 others 5 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Priceless jaypee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 You know the car is going to be such an anticlimax Amishtat, Skizzer and Jim Bell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 it's oh so quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, loserone said: it's oh so quiet Stop it or he will be asking Bjork about seagulls next jonny69 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Oh no... Not Bjork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiesouwest Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 It has gone quiet. I do hope he hasn't bumped into a hungry Harpy Eagle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I am not him Jim Bell, Supernaut, loserone and 9 others 5 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusty Sills Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 18 minutes ago, anonymous user said: I am not him ? Are you sure?! anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 A Jim Bell collection thread is great not just cos of the japes, but also because the added excitement that whatever it is he's collecting could be for sale with new mats within moments. barefoot, Jim Bell, paulplom and 10 others 11 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Dibs Skizzer, Fabergé Greggs and Tickman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Bye train. Tickman, privatewire and dome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Peepoo, I see you. MorrisItalSLX, Amishtat, Shirley Knott and 25 others 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Is it Dizzzzzzle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Half way home now. Just stopping for a whazz at Whateverby Services. Will update when home. LabRat, LightBulbFun, Dick Longbridge and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Just now, UltraWomble said: Is it Dizzzzzzle? Nah bro it's a carbie. Tu3 ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 LOOK AT THAT HEADROOM! RobT, Dick Longbridge, UltraWomble and 14 others 13 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 It's 205 fever round here lately! loserone, rantingYoof and BL Bloke 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 It had been a pretty boring Monday until I realised there was a live JB collection. Wahey!! Awesome as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 27 minutes ago, Supernaut said: It's 205 fever round here lately! You should get one. Supernaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 That looks SUPERSMART. Exactly what a 205 should be. Hundreds of doors, trims, petrol, probably a giffer fix to the glove box. Magic. AlsoMike and BL Bloke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Jealous much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 1 hour ago, BorniteIdentity said: That looks SUPERSMART. Exactly what a 205 should be. Hundreds of doors, trims, petrol, probably a giffer fix to the glove box. Magic. Look with your eyes at my wheel trim engineering. Nice. What? Kerchow! brownnova, MorrisItalSLX, Shite Ron and 20 others 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 So what is it? It's 1360cc of prime sports French hatchback with no sunroof but many hinges to wet the m*nges. 70k miles. Immaculate blue carpet and interior. Needs a few bits doing but a grand if dented base for improvements. Just done 170 miles and feel fresh as a daisy. BIG COMFORT. . djim, RayMK, jaypee and 26 others 28 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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