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1995 BMW 518i (E34) 163k MOT sold

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Facebook is fucking brilliant.

I spend most of my time being pendantic or trolling morons.

 

A day or two a post appeared on a local swaps and sales page

 

"My kettle just broke, looking for a new one"

 

Which over two days got zero replies.

 

Go to Asda and buy one you lazy shit.

 

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For the moment this is being used as my daily and it's been fine, if you mash the throttle it does seem a tad more alert, and pushing it round bends is fine. 


 


However, when the E46 is MOT'd (as we speak), it's going on SORN. 


 


 


If any shiter wants it outright, £500 would take it.


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Make sure you save some time to keep posting what you've had for your dinner on a beige car forum.

I can't promise anything sausage, as I don't usually eat dinner.

Although, if you're onboard and willing to contribute to food and cooking costs I'm sure I could organise something.

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Fuck man. That's cheap. I may have to sell the SLK to raise money for an expected surprise funeral so would love this at that money. Unfortunately everything is very up in the air at the moment so it's probably not to be, sadly.

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