spartacus Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 This is the one, knob head.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1300-1971-MOT-Tax-Exempt-Rolling-Restoration-NO-OFFERS/232919882850?hash=item363b1b5c62:g:rpsAAOSwSZBbkWCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleyeller Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 And what is wrong with that? All that is missing is a front grille.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Cars being sold for more than what they are actually worth. Point in casing was at a car dealer near the Mercedes garage in Llandudno Junction and they were wanting £4kish for a 2009 Mazda 2... I picked up a 2008 one 18 months ago which for £2k which was in far better condition. I also hate searching round the shit heap at the bottom of gumtree and find dealers listing new cars with the deposit price rather than the actual purchase price. Also dickwad sellers that don’t remove their adverts or let you know the car was bought two days prior ffs. How hard is it to press the delete button on an ad! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 This is the one, knob head.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1300-1971-MOT-Tax-Exempt-Rolling-Restoration-NO-OFFERS/232919882850?hash=item363b1b5c62:g:rpsAAOSwSZBbkWCHFive Fucking Grand!!!! Jesus. So it’s missing the engine and box as well, looks full of wob as well. Where’s he pulling these pie in the sky figures from? Suggested retail price £5k in a few years it will be worth £20k. Says who? Puzzlingly they are wanting to buy ‘cars of distinction’ that must have an MOT but curiously are retailing old tat like that at top dollar. I don’t know about ‘cars of distinction’ it looks like a compound full of scrap cars to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 If you have any doubts, you can book a test drive here:https://www.carinvestment.co.uk/booktestdrive.php?id=209340 Jerzy Woking and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Will he push you round the car park? pshome and Datsuncog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Here at Cars of Disgust we are pleased today to be in a position to offer a 1998 Ford Mondeo. Don’t miss this opportunity to purchase what I think you’ll agree is a rapidly increasing investment. Don’t be that guy that had second thoughts and missed out. This particular S reg example is particularly rare as it’s the 1.8 LX example with the impossible to find sunroof and original Ford 4000 RDS cassette player. Purchased back in August 1998 by an Agricultural Merchants in Matlock this car covered over 150,000 miles with just 12 different drivers used on a daily basis for pulling samples of animal feeds up and down Slack Hill. The car was kept on by the Merchants until it started to become a complete liability. It was then purchased by a Mrs Maureen Scragend of Sheffield who drove her crack addicted son around in it for over 15 years until it was part exchanged at a second hand car sales pitch in Doncaster. It was subsequently purchased by a collector in Sheffield who has taken anything vaguely saleable or reusable from it and chopped through all the loom to remove the parts. We can prett much guarantee this car will not be worth what we are asking though we optimistically estimate that this car will be worth in the region on £20,000 in 2025. Junkman, Dave_Q, Aston Martin and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 "very rare""Medium rare" pshome, Sir Snipes, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 How to Buy a Vintage Ferrari: Quote "You want rare to medium-rare." https://www.gq.com/story/how-to-buy-a-vintage-ferrari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 “Ideal work car” or similar - actually means “every square inch of the interior is FUCKING RANCID and I can’t be arsed cleaning it” Talbot, Junkman, Datsuncog and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 "Ideal work car"I couldn't afford a van. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I saw a 1-Series with all the dealer info down the side and the piece of meaningless drivel; "Spirited Elegence and Sport Character" Cant find any pictures but it also says the same on the BMW website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianconeri Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 "Full VOSA history", which I always interpret as 'no service history but I'll try to hide that behind the publicly-available MOT history'. Pat Earrings, The Reverend Bluejeans and rantingYoof 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nisfan Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Anything from fucking HGF classics, a nostalgic this, a remarkable that, piss off!It should read a hardly used turd which means all rubber components will need replaced mercrocker and pshome 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 I know that there's not much to see in engine basis these days but I'd you have 12 pictures why not take an underpinned picture. And if you are a dealer and have access to a ramp why not take a picture or two from underneath. pshome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Tax and MoT exempt. pshome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 The battery does not come with the car. adw1977, Bianconeri and pshome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Rare vintage retro classic not VW Audi BMW Mercedes GTI AMG pshome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Ideal catering van conversion pshome and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Hotrod Rat Rod adw1977, mercrocker and pshome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 You see"needs gone tonight" on some right random stuff on Facebook ads, usually an entire second hand bathroom suite posted at 7pm. Yeah, good luck with that one mate. pshome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 I hate all the bumpf about the first owner driving down to ABC motors on the first of January 1992 and being a retired doctor who never took the car above 2000 RPM and that. Who cares? The other five owners could have ragged the tits off it every day since. pshome and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Number X of only YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY madeone of the first XXXXXXXX madeone of the last XXXXXXXX madeone of the few made in this colour Junkman and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 ‘Every collection should have a Vauxhall and we feel this is the best one to have’ A fucked Cavalier Cabrio. Not a Astra GTE 16v then... Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 “Here we have” what twat started that and why do they think it adds anything? binhoker668, pshome, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 RELISTED DUE TO TIMEWASTERS NO TEST PILOTS/DREAMERS Here we have my 98 focus 1.6 Aston Martin, Pat Earrings, mercrocker and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 “Here we have” what twat started that and why do they think it adds anything? Never seen "So. Here we have..." but then you could ask them "Can I get a.......with that" Rusty_Rocket, Junkman and Lord Sterling 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 When it’s a Astra for sale and they want to part ex against another Astra in the hope the new one isn’t fucked. ‘Drives mint’ that’s another chavvy saying that puts me right off. I think the background is sometimes as big a clue as anything else. A Vectra with 3 hubcaps parked on the front garden amongst a broken washing machine and the house number written in paint in 20 inch high numbers by a child will get looked over extremely quickly. On the other hand you find tidy stuff parked on a driveway amongst a well kept garden is likely on the balance of probabilities not going to be a dog sold by a toothless cretin. John F and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 A few bits and pieces that need attention but nothing major, should be sorted over a weekend. The major bits you will have to find out about on your own laddie. mercrocker, forddeliveryboy, Tamworthbay and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooner Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Volvo estate/Merc 124/ VW t5 etc. 175,000 miles. Only just run in for one of these. Oooh!, I could just go kick a Pot Noodle! Junkman and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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