Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Up with the larks today in preparation for a toddle down the hill to see a good man about a good car. The mornings are becoming chill and the night is creeping steadilly into the day. Time to invest in a Winter Beater then. Probably the ideal and most appropriate WBOD you could possibly imagine. Wheels up 05:07. Poo count: 1. Coprolalia, richardthestag, Squire_Dawson and 23 others 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I'm guessing this thread will end with a dog too mrbenn, loserone, Supernaut and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Despite the sharp air stinging my lungs and fingertips, I braved the first predawn of October and began fucking off. South. Fucking off-mobile: A fine choice for the first leg. To wake me up, I whacked in some 1990s FLOUR IN YOUR HAIR AND COWBOY HAT ROCK. Supernaut, privatewire, dome and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Sunderland. Where ringworm was invented and where it is still celebrated today. The local delicacies include love bites on the neck and blue pop. GrumpiusMaximus, fatharris, drum and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Smoll train leads to big train and we are OFF. More south please. Fastly. bolognasal spray, privatewire, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Hurtling through the countryside powered only by photosynthesis and psychotropic carpet patterns. Choo choo. Make way make way. Im a motorist on a mission. oldcars, mercedade, wuvvum and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Yorkshire achieved. Birthplace of the best pudding and tea. mrbenn, loserone, chadders and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 P.C. up one to two. Onward! inconsistant, Squire_Dawson, Skizzer and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Am stalking you. Well, I will be when my train arrives and you come over to the main line again. For about a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 In fact, just wait there for an hour and I'll pass through. Slowly, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 In fact, just wait there for an hour and I'll pass through. Slowly,Im already fully inside Derby. *waves* bolognasal spray 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Lucky girl, unusual name. djim, mrbenn, Aston Martin and 21 others 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 This train is slow man. Bon voyage! Sir Snipes and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 This train is slow man. Bon voyage!IMG_20181001_110659794.jpgBon apetite! Never!! Last train. Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Then a quick run home. Bobthebeard and djimbob 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley Knott Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Have you bought an Ovlov? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Last train. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ea/The_Last_Train_-_intro_card.jpg Meteor incoming? Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Then a quick run home. Screenshot_20181001-060408_Maps.jpg Best of luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 It’s all gone quiet... how bamboozling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Then a quick run home. Out of breath with running? Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety *pidginn privatewire, oldcars, jumpingjehovahs and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety*pidginnAye... Tis a bisley yonk to yay homing cock laddie. Northwards and up aye! Safety is a pidgin to you and I. Strength to you whippety donk! Etc. binhoker668, Jim Bell and privatewire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Im already fully inside Derby.*waves* Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety *pidginnMay explain the lack of replies. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 He's been abducted whilst trying to escape from the midlands. I do hope it's a Tata Indica oldcars and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 ACOCK IS GREEN was achieved and all the blood shot to my groinpants. My face is pained because my pants have become too tight. paulplom, chatsharris, Kringle and 33 others 36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 2.3 litres of supercharged RWD convertible with borderline rear tyres. Bring on the blizzards! Wbod gonna wbod. clayts450, Dirk Diggler, Datsuncog and 31 others 34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Now. The more astute of you men may be wondering if I fit into it. Answer: Kind of. Sit up straight for maximum lols. UltraWomble, GrumpiusMaximus, mercedade and 20 others 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgetgricey Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Fantastic - Glad thats gone to a good home Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley Knott Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Very nice too, deeply sensible winter purchase. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Now. The more astute of you men may be wondering if I fit into it. Answer: 20181001_115358.jpg Kind of. Sit up straight for maximum lols. 20181001_115352.jpg Didn't you have to sack one of these off before because you didn't fit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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