chaseracer Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Liked for damn good advice, not myocardial misadventures... Cavcraft and mercedade 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Some cunt has been trying to phone scam my 95 year old mother in law Yeah ,good luck trying to get her to log into her amazon account 🤣 She has at last agreed to let me get her a call blocker that cuts the cunts off though somewhatfoolish, lisbon_road and BorniteIdentity 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yohan Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 hour ago, New POD said: I was fucking lucky in June. Wife spotted it as soon as she took one look at me, and the ambulance was with me in 5 mins, GTN tablet under the tongue 5 mins after that. Monitor the paramedic didn't show a problem, but blood tests at A@E showed very high enzymes. I probably had one a week before, and if I'd ignored that one, I'd have had a massive one a week later. So the moral is, if you have chest pains, get it checked out. Might be indigestion, might be a heart problem. I went to a slightly alternative doctor 2 years ago with chest pains and slight breathing difficulties. After half an hour of heart trace scans, listening to chest etc... didnt show anything. So he told me to relax my arm, at which point he whipped my arm round behind me and I felt and heard a big crack from my chest muscles. The relief was instant and he said, „thats it, you have been suffering from stress and its tensed you up!“ That was brilliant! Sadly there would have been no chance of that with the 5 minute appointments given by the local NHS practice at the time. myglaren and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Wack said: Some cunt has been trying to phone scam my 95 year old mother in law Yeah ,good luck trying to get her to log into her amazon account 🤣 She has at last agreed to let me get her a call blocker that cuts the cunts off though after getting another run of scam calls last week I engaged the bt call blocker , it has been quiet since .... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 12 minutes ago, MikeR said: after getting another run of scam calls last week I engaged the bt call blocker , it has been quiet since .... ! Is that something you've bought or a service they offer ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Just now, Wack said: Is that something you've bought or a service they offer ? it is a free service they offer , BT call protect , enable it on your MyBT page Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 hour ago, MikeR said: it is a free service they offer , BT call protect , enable it on your MyBT page My phone and broadband are with Shell. You know the petrol company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Wack said: Some cunt has been trying to phone scam my 95 year old mother in law Yeah ,good luck trying to get her to log into her amazon account 🤣 She has at last agreed to let me get her a call blocker that cuts the cunts off though Is this the one where you get a recorded message about your Amazon Prime direct debit asking you to press 1? If so I had that one earlier today, did not press 1 as firstly I don't have Amazon Prime and secondly I had answered on an old fashioned phone with a dial. These days if the landline rings I know it is most likely a sales/scam call or a wrong number. Most of the people who would only call me on a landline are now no longer with us. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I realise that it's just a machine, but this has made me disproportionately grumpy: A Korean man who travelled 64,000 kilometers around the world arrived in Manchester - and had his bike nicked https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/korean-man-who-travelled-64000-15073739 rainagain, HarmonicCheeseburger, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffgeezer Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Had a mate aepu d today to swap the wanky bmw alloys for steels on his new work van (prima star) only to find the weapons grade wanker who fitted them used the wrong thread of locking wheel nut and just buzzed them in with a gun. Now I've to get the correct tap and hopefully salvage his hubs. What an absolute shitrag, I wish people who haven't a clue would leave the tools to someone else. myglaren and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 F.F.S. pissing out the main engine to rad hose that was replaced last year! myglaren, Shite Ron, adw1977 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticvandan Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 My grump.. after successfully changing engine oil,filter,air filter and gearbox oil on my Yaris verso,this morning on attempting to replace a snapped off undertray stud,I drilled straight through the rad.:-( stonedagain, Stanky, myglaren and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Some bastards tried to snap the aerial off the mx-5 last night. Judging by the effort taken to straighten it, it wasn't a kid. Chipped the paint around it too which is a bonus. New POD, Remspoor, rainagain and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 55 minutes ago, paulplom said: Some bastards tried to snap the aerial off the mx-5 last night. Judging by the effort taken to straighten it, it wasn't a kid. Chipped the paint around it too which is a bonus. I wonder what motivates people to do this shit, didn't you piss off a neighbour some time go over wheely bins or summat ? paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Uptairs from me aee massive alchs/piss heads. They could've fell on it or something. I'm going to buy a telescopic aerial and a cctv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 It was only recently that you taunted someone with "i got an mx5" 🤔🤔🤔, maybe you pushed his buttons a little bit too far and he drove through the night to inflict misery upon you by tweeking your aerial or it could just be a cockwomble on his way home from the pub at 10 o'clock paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 17 minutes ago, paulplom said: Uptairs from me aee massive alchs/piss heads. They could've fell on it or something. I'm going to buy a telescopic aerial and a cctv. Or just sharpen the end of the mast and wait for the next pisshead to skewer himself on it, alcy kebab ? myglaren, stonedagain, Remspoor and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 42 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said: It was only recently that you taunted someone with "i got an mx5" 🤔🤔🤔, maybe you pushed his buttons a little bit too far and he drove through the night to inflict misery upon you by tweeking your aerial or it could just be a cockwomble on his way home from the pub at 10 o'clock Ghosty's nearly three hours away. I would have more than tweaked an aerial after a three hour drive. beko1987 and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 It wasn't tweaked anyway. It was bent nearly 83 degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 23 minutes ago, paulplom said: It wasn't tweaked anyway. It was bent nearly 83 degrees. Well that puts a completely different angle on the story........... myglaren, stonedagain, BorniteIdentity and 9 others 1 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 18 hours ago, strangeangel said: I realise that it's just a machine, but this has made me disproportionately grumpy: A Korean man who travelled 64,000 kilometers around the world arrived in Manchester - and had his bike nicked https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/korean-man-who-travelled-64000-15073739 What an absolute wanker's trick. Unlikely I suppose, but hope he gets it back as well as his belongings and can carry on with his journey. strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Trying to get information from this eBay seller I bought a front wing from is like getting blood out of a stone. It’s collect in person and I’ve had 2 offers of shitely so far, folks want me to help them with something on Friday, which is 2 thirds of the way there, so I might as well get it myself. Seller wants to know what day next weekend, I’ve said Saturday morning, and apparently that’s difficult for him. Why can’t he leave the wing in a safe place for me to collect? Also why has eBay switched to a QR code for the seller to scan as “collection details”? Makes no sense at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Problem may have now been solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schonker Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I few years a go some twat or twats snapped the aerial of my mini, then scratched the wing, door,rear panel and roof with the broken bit.All had to be repaired as they where deeply scratched.Why can't people just leave your stuff alone myglaren, rainagain and paulplom 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montytom Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 17 hours ago, EssDeeWon said: F.F.S. pissing out the main engine to rad hose that was replaced last year! What a bummer but lovely looking primrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 My grump today is modern fly spray! I left a window open for a few hours 3 days ago and a fly decided to move in. Now this fly hides until I sit down and put my feet up, at which point it practices close fly-by flying on my head. By the time I stand up with suitable newspaper, it is back to hiding, so found the can of fly spray. It used to be a half second blast into a room would see any flying object within 30 miles rapidly turning into a mini vibrator and 45 seconds later, peace was restored. This new fly spray smells the same, but I am sure it is now formulated as after shave for flys. Over the last 3 days I have dosed the room to the extent I am starting to like the smell myself and have started keeping the tin next to my chair. So far, I have made direct contact with the spray mist twice, and the little bastard is still dive bombing me! Where did I put that petrol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 5 hours ago, paulplom said: Some bastards tried to snap the aerial off the mx-5 last night. Judging by the effort taken to straighten it, it wasn't a kid. Chipped the paint around it too which is a bonus. Did you know that the aerial can be I'm screwed and used to clear out blocked drain tubes for the soft top ? paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Yes cheers. @gmjust showed me. I'd have unscrewed it everytime I parked if I'd knew. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Just now, Saabnut said: My grump today is modern fly spray! I left a window open for a few hours 3 days ago and a fly decided to move in. Now this fly hides until I sit down and put my feet up, at which point it practices close fly-by flying on my head. By the time I stand up with suitable newspaper, it is back to hiding, so found the can of fly spray. It used to be a half second blast into a room would see any flying object within 30 miles rapidly turning into a mini vibrator and 45 seconds later, peace was restored. This new fly spray smells the same, but I am sure it is now formulated as after shave for flys. Over the last 3 days I have dosed the room to the extent I am starting to like the smell myself and have started keeping the tin next to my chair. So far, I have made direct contact with the spray mist twice, and the little bastard is still dive bombing me! Where did I put that petrol? same here , dam things drop warp pods and vanish when sprayed , before that they bug you by flying past open windows and doors , best thing I put up this year was a door fly screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 In Newmarket visiting the folks after I delivered nearby. Had to do my weekly shop in Tesco Extra. Bedlam. Who knew posh people could turn into gannets over nowt. Loo roll aisle decimated. Had to pay four quid for four rolls. One assumes at that price that a luscious nymphette bursts out if the wrapper offering free sexual favours for life.Sent from my Mi A1 using Tapatalk Cavcraft and Remspoor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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