Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 6 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said: ..... I’ve lost top gear in the automatic Granvia. ......Possible causes apparently are speed sensor, solenoid, gear oil level and the kph/mph chip failing. What odds are you offering on each possible cause? My money's on "solenoid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Lost at monopoly for the first time in my life. I'm pretty down. We were at lidl earlier and I managed to sneak this in. Maybe not a grump after all. You can't do anything with the roll of a dice. puddlethumper, Tenmil Socket and mk2_craig 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwdChina Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, TheDoctor said: like PO numbers and SKUs. Eh.................? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairkens Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 If gangsta rap has taught me anything its that PO means 'parole officer' Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, fairkens said: If gangsta rap has taught me anything its that PO means 'parole officer' ... or "strengthened 2CV chassis"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 You've got to learn the corporate jargon! ? PO = purchase order. SKU = stock keeping unit (or product code/ part number) POD = proof of delivery KPI = Key performance indicator EOD / EOM = End of day / End of month COP = Close of play FYI = I'm sending you this as I have no idea what it is and I want rid of it ASAP. TBC = Fuck knows whether we will ever find out. ETC = It's just one thing but I want it to look like I've done more. myglaren, Talbot, chodweaver and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 22 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: I think there are many who would want the restoration of the death penalty, but successive governments can't stomach that FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, paulplom said: Lost at monopoly for the first time in my life. I'm pretty down. We were at lidl earlier and I managed to sneak this in. Maybe not a grump after all. You can't do anything with the roll of a dice. Not a bad drop that for the price ! paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, paulplom said: Lost at monopoly for the first time in my life. I'd feel for you if it had ever happened to me since turning 7. paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Don't you just hate it when someone reminds you of someone in a film but you can't remember who. You can even visualise bits of the film. Or is it just me. I gave up in the end, and just said he looked like James Cosmo on Universal credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 10 hours ago, wuvvum said: Cunts. Even if those bikes are fugly bastards. Exactly, bring back the death penalty. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 4 hours ago, High Jetter said: I'd feel for you if it had ever happened to me since turning 7. Nearly a 40 year run. Landed on her Mayfair with a hotel twice in a row. Just bad luck so you can't blame my skills at least. Sold all my property to the bank and had enough to pay it although I had less than £200 left. They're lucky I didn't up end the board when I stormed into the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 We had the phone call at 145. My nans condition has deteriorated and we need to get here. She passed at 2am. This lady had 8 kids,16 grandkids and 6 great grandchild and as well as raising her own kids raised the grandkids too when parents were at work. She took me and my sister in when my mum (her eldest daughter) died 25 years ago. We lost our grandad 13 years ago and he was like my dad and she was like my mum so I feel like I've lost my mum all over again. We are all distraught. I've now got the delicate task of informing my son later when he wakes up,not disturbing him. DoctorRetro, mitsisigma01, stonedagain and 24 others 1 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Condolences Bub. Terrible news. bub2006 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Sorry to hear bub, I'm on messenger if you need to say random swear words throughout the day bub2006 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borsuq Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Really annoyed at myself. Cracked the screen on my phone (Nokia 8.1). Accidentally knocked it off my desk at work. Pissed off because I like to keep my things nice, Got the phone in march of last year, and I really like to get at least 2 years out of my phones. Also, there's nothing currently out that I'd like to replace it with, not that I can even afford to do it right now. Nokia 8.3 is still over a month away and likely to be too expensive. At least the phone still works, but it's irritating to use. I guess I'll have to look into having the glass replaced. EDIT: Now I feel like a twat posting this without having read what's above. Condolences to bub and outlaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 27, 2020 Author Share Posted August 27, 2020 Condolences Daz, that's a pisser. Next door neighbour died 3.30pm yesterday afternoon. Had been battling cancer for a while, but really went downhill in the last 3 months. Into Hospice on Friday just gone, really thought it'd be weeks not days, so a bit shell shocked at the mo. Fuck Cancer. bub2006, stonedagain and Saabnut 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Condolences to Daz & Outlaw. As I mentioned elsewhere a few weeks ago I recently lost my Dad to lymphoma. It was shocking how quickly he went downhill, even on Father's Day he seemed quite normal. This was due to it effecting his stomach, and he kept dehydrating and couldn't hold any solid food down. At first they thought it was the drugs he was taking, and by the time they realised it had spread too far. He was in and out of hospital a few times, but chose to come home when it was obvious there wasn't anything they could do for him, partially because only my Mum was allowed to visit him there. Once he was settled it looked like he might last a few weeks, as he never mentally deteriorated, but in the end it was only a week. mitsisigma01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Rhys (my lad,hes 14) has taken it hard. Hes resenting his mum even more for the 8 years hes missed with our family meaning he missed out on holidays,days out etc with my nan when she was in better health. I've been to sleep for an hour and woken to realise it wasnt a bad dream. Thanks for well wishes folks. @outlaw118 my nan had cancer too but we only found out a couple of weeks back that she played down the severity from when we was told back in january and didnt have any treatment as she refused. Fuck cancer is correct. @Richard_FM it's hard losing a parent. My condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandersnatch Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Condolences Bub. Sad news mate. bub2006 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 8/26/2020 at 10:11 AM, wuvvum said: TT's point is valid - given the number of people who are convicted on flaky evidence and released years later following a review, having the death penalty really isn't safe - you can't bring someone back to life if their conviction is quashed. QED. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/florida-man-cleared-after-37-years-in-jail-for-rape-and-murder-as-new-dna-evidence-comes-to-light/ar-BB18qplf?ocid=msedgntp myglaren and mercedade 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Fuck Cancer indeed. One of my grandmothers died of it, mainly because she ignored it as she was caring for my grandfather while he was suffering from dementia. Less than a week after he got a place in a nursing home, she died. I doubt anything anyone can say will make it easier @bub2006, I hope you're all coping as best you can. mitsisigma01 and bub2006 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 On 8/20/2020 at 7:49 PM, Zelandeth said: For the price the AA charge I'd expect them to deliver a brand new Rolls-Royce to my location for me to take to my destination while they recover, repair and fully valet my vehicle before dropping it at my door... If ever you have to call the A.A.....tell them you are a black, one legged pregnant lesbian.....who's due medication [which is at home] a patrol will turn appear before you've finished the phone call........................ sheffcortinacentre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 4 hours ago, colc said: If ever you have to call the A.A.....tell them you are a black, one legged pregnant lesbian.....who's due medication [which is at home] a patrol will turn appear before you've finished the phone call........................ I thought trans/non-binary was the new black these days? Rocket88 and Pieman 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 F in cat has just shit every where again .... saw an article yesterday , why do people give up on cats and dump them ... let me explain .... F in cat has ......... mitsisigma01 and barefoot 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 5 hours ago, colc said: If ever you have to call the A.A.....tell them you are a black, one legged pregnant lesbian.....who's due medication [which is at home] a patrol will turn appear before you've finished the phone call........................ Or tell them the truth. The con rod has made a hole in the block, so "it won't start". the car is too low for an A frame, so please send a transporter, and I have only 7% charge on my phone. But I'm safe. White, middle class, middle aged and male, and no plans for the next week. Tadhg Tiogar, myglaren and Rocket88 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, MikeR said: F in cat has just shit every where again .... saw an article yesterday , why do people give up on cats and dump them ... let me explain .... F in cat has ......... And I stepped in Cat sick at 7 am. stonedagain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, New POD said: And I stepped in Cat sick at 7 am. I picked up a ball that had rolled in cat sticky poo ....... myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I nearly stepped on a mountain of cat poo scrapings, at least it or they are doing it in the same place and covering it up... Shame its in the wrong garden, I don't have a cat and don't want them in my garden... Anyone got a Lion I can borrow for a few weeks ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said: .... I don't have a cat and don't want them in my garden... Anyone got a Lion I can borrow for a few weeks ? Surely then you'll have lion poo problems instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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