beko1987 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Just now, chaseracer said: Our legal team* has been alerted. ? I can hear @hairnet sharpening the beige crayon The Moog, catsinthewelder, Supernaut and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 He's good at legal bollox ? beko1987, The Moog, wuvvum and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 muthafukas all yis chaseracer, Coprolalia, Supernaut and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 On 6/4/2020 at 9:21 PM, DVee8 said: Our front bedroom lights are in the same position,the one in the back bedroom is in the middle of the room. If you have a light behind you, your silhouette can be cast on the curtains. That is most indecent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I can hear [mention=4817]hairnet[/mention] sharpening the beige crayonNow that I would pay to see.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 The Big Light goes in the middle of the ceiling. If my bits cast a shadow that's not my concern. If someone wants to see my knob all they have to do is ask, I'm not shy. cort1977, myglaren, paulplom and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 I broke my favourite mug. Ironic ? I think it describes the future of where I stole* it from originally. puddlethumper, somewhatfoolish and BL Bloke 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Following two days forecast: wet and bloody windy. Woo. Edge of it is just about here. Just finished boarding up the garage. Shuttered the house. Dark inside. Storms are a pain. Phil myglaren, wuvvum, BL Bloke and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 30 minutes ago, Rovorsche said: Jeff Bezos is a greedy money grabber .... .....Are we supposed to have a haggle feature to make it more like an online Souk ? "Oi Bezos, M44 Timing tool, whas yer price mate?" "64 quid, take it or leave it" "Come on your robbing me at that price" "Im cutting me own throat already" "Right I'm down the road to Ebay then" "£24 quid" There is a souk-er, born ev'ry minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddlethumper Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 I don't buy anything from Amazon. Bezos is a slimy bugger. catsinthewelder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 i have to say, that i too don't buy anything from Amazon. its not to say that i have never, ever used amazon, cos i have in the past. i just prefer ebay, most of what i buy is second hand tat anyway, and often i find them cheaper on ebay than on amazon. myglaren and holbeck 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 fuck you peugeot rear wiper cant get it off the spindle to make it easier so leave it alone try and see where the clip is to push or slide doesnt have one - the slop in the blade is fine but because plastic didnt wanna fk with it in case i break it went out to have another look because annoyed and the blade comes out another click then with a wiggle pulls off its not a hook its a cup shape that the wiper fits in and then stays on when you push the wiper back flat against the cover thats not fking annoying is it fucks sake - why is something simple difficult modernz watching citroen centenary and snooker to calm down Saabnut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I thought it was 1st April. https://www.politico.eu/interactive/how-brussels-wants-to-change-your-cheeseburger-farm-to-fork/ What no condiments? I prefer curry sauce to mayo or ketchup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Remspoor said: I thought it was 1st April. https://www.politico.eu/interactive/how-brussels-wants-to-change-your-cheeseburger-farm-to-fork/ What no condiments? I prefer curry sauce to mayo or ketchup. As in Dutch curry sauce? If so it’s the best in the world. It has been available under the HP brand in the UK for a couple of years but recently disappeared. I used to bulk buy it and bring it back by the box load. I need to find somewhere that does the commercial 2 litres tubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 On 6/6/2020 at 6:38 PM, Rovorsche said: Jeff Bezos is a greedy money grabber and has made me grumpy. I want a Z3 timing kit for the M44 engine so I rummage around the glorified boot sale that is Amazon and prices start at £65, I'm sure there were cheaper ones than that. Spend five minutes and decide to try Ebay. Lo and Behold I see one that looks like an O-Level metalwork project for £29.98 delivered I go back to Amazon for one last look, same search £23.98 delivered. Its even the same picture with the background chopped out, look at the finish pattern. Until I looked at Ebay the one with less margin wasnt an option, give it a go and see if you get the same results. I used "m44 timing" on Amazon and then "m44 timing tool" on an ebay search. This is the first confirmed occurence but suspicion has been rasied before, I fear a tailored shopping experience is in play here and not working in my favour. Are we supposed to have a haggle feature to make it more like an online Souk ? "Oi Bezos, M44 Timing tool, whas yer price mate?" "64 quid, take it or leave it" "Come on your robbing me at that price" "Im cutting me own throat already" "Right I'm down the road to Ebay then" "£24 quid" Direct from amazon or marketplace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N19 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Was on the receiving end of road rage on Friday... Going down the A1, one of the single-carriageway sections. A woman in a large SUV had broken down, so traffic was passing. As I came to pass I wound the window down and asked if she needed any help - she replied she'd just got it started - thanks - I moved on. About 5 seconds delay, perhaps. A builder in a Transit behind took exception and sounded his horn and started shouting obscenities out of his window. As I moved off he carried on sounding the horn, trying to overtake (almost hit me pulling back after a HGV prevented him), eventually passed (narrowly) and stopped at the lights. He got out, started shouting obscenities about how he needed to get home, started smacking the windscreen of the car (windows up and doors locked by this point) and inviting me to come out and fight with him. Absolutely ridiculously OTT reaction to a delay of a couple of seconds. The lady who I'd stopped to speak to had arrived and tried to explain but he was having none of it. Incredibly aggressive. Anyway, I said he was a builder. Who had his name and phone number on the back of his van. Reported him to the police (I feel he crossed the line when he got out and started threatening/hitting the car) who will go and have a conversation with him. stonedagain, loserone, myglaren and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 And some nice online reviews on check a trade........ mitsisigma01, stonedagain, loserone and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Boarded up the house for this. Want a refund. 50mph winds promised. Defective storm sent from Mexico. Phil stonedagain, Remspoor, flat4alfa and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 9 hours ago, N19 said: Was on the receiving end of road rage on Friday... Going down the A1, one of the single-carriageway sections. A woman in a large SUV had broken down, so traffic was passing. As I came to pass I wound the window down and asked if she needed any help - she replied she'd just got it started - thanks - I moved on. About 5 seconds delay, perhaps. A builder in a Transit behind took exception and sounded his horn and started shouting obscenities out of his window. As I moved off he carried on sounding the horn, trying to overtake (almost hit me pulling back after a HGV prevented him), eventually passed (narrowly) and stopped at the lights. He got out, started shouting obscenities about how he needed to get home, started smacking the windscreen of the car (windows up and doors locked by this point) and inviting me to come out and fight with him. Absolutely ridiculously OTT reaction to a delay of a couple of seconds. The lady who I'd stopped to speak to had arrived and tried to explain but he was having none of it. Incredibly aggressive. Anyway, I said he was a builder. Who had his name and phone number on the back of his van. Reported him to the police (I feel he crossed the line when he got out and started threatening/hitting the car) who will go and have a conversation with him. Get yourself a dash cam. Jamie, Tadhg Tiogar, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 23 hours ago, Tamworthbay said: As in Dutch curry sauce? If so it’s the best in the world. It has been available under the HP brand in the UK for a couple of years but recently disappeared. I used to bulk buy it and bring it back by the box load. I need to find somewhere that does the commercial 2 litres tubs. Yes Dutch curry sauce. There a few online shops which may help in your quest. But not I doubt if you will find 2 litre tubs avalable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 29 minutes ago, Remspoor said: Yes Dutch curry sauce. There a few online shops which may help in your quest. But not I doubt if you will find 2 litre tubs avalable. There used to be a cash and carry place near where I was in Delft. They did the 2 litre tubs in a 6 pack. I brought two back to the UK at the time. I have wondered what the customs would have thought if they had stopped me. I imagine it would have gone something like this: Customs Officer - so what is in the big boxes sir? Me - 24 litres of curry sauce Customs Officer - where have you come from? Me - I got on at Rotterdam Customs officer - (shouts to colleague in the office) I”ll be needing the rubber gloves, extra large............ LightBulbFun, The Moog, camryv6 and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 The spiritual successors of the Hartlepool lynch mob have just pulled a statue over and pushed it into a dock. Fumbler, MarvinsMom and PhilA 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said: The spiritual successors of the Hartlepool lynch mob have just pulled a statue over and pushed it into a dock. https://order-order.com/2020/06/08/more-problematic-sculptures-for-the-left-to-tear-down/ As written Quote Statue-toppling is a hard door to close once opened… Fumbler, Tadhg Tiogar, chadders and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 I've just wasted an hour. Broadchurch got all the plaudits a couple of years ago, critics frothing for the next series, all that. I didn't get to see it so when I spotted it was being rerun from tonight, I thought I'd have a look. It's unwatchable. Plot, so far so average. Acting, nothing to complain about. What kills it completely for me is the so-called music. Whiney, soporific strings and lazy, bangy piano. Fuck no, take it away! I can't live with that shit. There's no call for it whatsoever. I won't be there for the rest of the series. Bloody hell, telly people. Shit like this gets awards? Coming on top of the unforgivable, easily-fixed errors in a 47-year-old film last night, and the relentless stupidity and attitude shown by the public on Police Interceptors tonight, I have to wonder wtf is wrong with the world. OK, it's easy for me to sit here and say. So: Broadchurch would get proper music, preferably by Barry Gray (and yes, I know it's several years too late). A couple of days listening to a consultant would have cleared the inappropriate traffic from the film. Interceptors... they need to be allowed to apply some Dirty Harry policing. Of course none of this will ever happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 the space bar on this friggin' floppy top isn't working all the time whichmeansthatiendupwithshitlikethisifi'mnotcareful not good. not good at all. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostnotFound Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 10 hours ago, MarvinsMom said: the space bar on this friggin' floppy top isn't working all the time whichmeansthatiendupwithshitlikethisifi'mnotcareful not good. not good at all. Plenty of life left in it, you'll just have to restrict yourself to Facebook and gumtree where you'll still be in the top ten percent for legibility. Tadhg Tiogar, Supernaut, camryv6 and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 10 hours ago, MarvinsMom said: the space bar on this friggin' floppy top isn't working all the time whichmeansthatiendupwithshitlikethisifi'mnotcareful not good. not good at all. iunderstandthatperfectly stonedagain and MarvinsMom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 23 hours ago, Remspoor said: https://order-order.com/2020/06/08/more-problematic-sculptures-for-the-left-to-tear-down/ As written know I am quoting myself...However, the article I linked to is looking like it's predations are coming home. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-52976741 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 29 minutes ago, Remspoor said: know I am quoting myself...However, the article I linked to is looking like it's predations are coming home. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-52976741 Apparently the Peels were mismatched in this petition. Mind, I haven't done any digging myself so I don't know how true the material is. They have linked to said petition though:https://order-order.com/2020/06/09/protesters-target-wrong-statue-in-name-confusion/ Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I have managed to get superglue in my moustache. I was gluing something, didn't realise the tube had leaked and I had glue on my fingers, then I went and scratched my face. I wouldn't recommend getting superglue in your moustache. cort1977, N19, 808 Estate and 11 others 1 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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