Pillock Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 You want a rant? Here's a fucking rant. I gave my old company BMW back in June. At the start of November I got an email from Dartford Crossing telling me I had to bring my Pay as you Go account back to order as it was -£5. Yes, that's right, I forgot to take the BMW off the account and someone had used it over the bridge. I emailed back to say sorry, I got rid, I can provide evidence. They emailed back to say doesn't matter, the terms say you're liable. Me: OK, I accept that and I'm sorry. Out of interest has the driver of the BMW paid? Them: we can't tell you that. GDPR innit. It's your responsibility to keep your account updated. Me: Because obviously if they've paid, your business isn't out of pocket. Them: if you let us know the last four digits of the card number they used, we can transfer the payment to your account Me: erm, it's not my car. I don't know who is driving it let alone their card number. But thanks for confirming that a payment was made. Them: you owe us five quid mate Me: so a payment was made, you're not out of pocket, can't we just forget all this? Them: five. Quid. Me: what happens if I don't pay? Them: we will contact the owner of the vehicle Me: you've just said a payment was made. Oh, and by the way, where do you stand on the GDPR aspect of telling me the dates and times a car I don't own crossed the Thames? Then: it's your responsibility blah blah blah Me: when you say the owner of the vehicle, is it then or now? Them: it's your responsibility waaaaaah waaaaaah Me: Will. Anything. Happen. To. Me? Them: we'll keep asking for the five quid. Me: BYEEEE TL;DR, I messed up and forgot to take my old car off an account. It crossed the bridge, a charge was made and paid for by the new owner, but still my account is in arrears so they can make an additional five pounds. Robbing twatsticks. Oh, and each email takes four or five days so this has dragged out for nearly two months. Angrydicky, myglaren, rantingYoof and 5 others 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Christmas is over. Wife has made herself ill by living on adrenalin for 2 weeks. (Because ME - Chronic fatigue) and is now very exhausted. Long story short, I didnt catch it in time, i was a little passive, and everytime i.tried to say s omething to make it better. It made it worse. Much worse. Finally Resulting in her screaming at me for not looking after her when she's ill. Last words out of her mouth before storming upstairs included the suggestion that I should leave. I have somewhere to go. I am sober. I could. But I have resolved to not run away. Some of this is my fault. Problem is I have no.idea how to put it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 'See you home' lights. First of all, how many people actually have a big enough drive so that they can park the car approximately pointing at the front door, so that the lights do indeed 'see you home'? Secondly, and more importantly, you stop in a country lane in a car thusly equipped. You get out. Your headlights, which remain on for your convenience, render you totally and utterly invisible; they're retina-burningly bright, and you're standing in the pitch black area they create around themselves. chodweaver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, robinmasters said: 'See you home' lights. First of all, how many people actually have a big enough drive so that they can park the car approximately pointing at the front door, so that the lights do indeed 'see you home'? Secondly, and more importantly, you stop in a country lane in a car thusly equipped. You get out. Your headlights, which remain on for your convenience, render you totally and utterly invisible; they're retina-burningly bright, and you're standing in the pitch black area they create around themselves. However the lights on when you unlock is really useful when trying to find the car in a car park. robinmasters and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 I seem to have contracted botulism or some shit.I'm cold, hot, shaking, sore throat, headache.Aces.Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 The Dartford Crossing people are idiots. They tried to fine me for the purple Volvo crossing and no payment. I told them I had sold it. It seems that they took a picture of it whilst it was being towed on a trailer. Fucking idiots. myglaren, mitsisigma01, paulplom and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 25 minutes ago, New POD said: But I have resolved to not run away. NONE of this is my fault. Problem is I have no.idea how to put it right. EFA paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Religion/God.... I have no issues with religion, people can believe in what they wish. However, I do appreciate this, from Mr Robot: “Is that what God does? He helps? Tell me, why didn't God help my innocent friend who died for no reason while the guilty ran free? Okay. Fine. Forget the one offs. How about the countless wars declared in his name? Okay. Fine. Let's skip the random, meaningless murder for a second, shall we? How about the racist, sexist, phobia soup we've all been drowning in because of him? And I'm not just talking about Jesus. I'm talking about all organized religion. Exclusive groups created to manage control. A dealer getting people hooked on the drug of hope. His followers, nothing but addicts who want their hit of bullshit to keep their dopamine of ignorance. Addicts. Afraid to believe the truth. That there's no order. There's no power. That all religions are just metastasizing mind worms, meant to divide us so it's easier to rule us by the charlatans that wanna run us. All we are to them are paying fanboys of their poorly-written sci-fi franchise. If I don't listen to my imaginary friend, why the fuck should I listen to yours? People think their worship's some key to happiness. That's just how he owns you. Even I'm not crazy enough to believe that distortion of reality. So fuck God. He's not a good enough scapegoat for me.” New POD, Amishtat, chodweaver and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Noel Tidybeard said: EFA True. I am now in the attic room whilst she is in our bedroom. Probably lying awake churning inside, making herself more ill and more sad. I just wish I could a) stop it happening in the first place..and b) fix it by waving a magic wand Or c) know what to do next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, robinmasters said: Secondly, and more importantly, you stop in a country lane in a car thusly equipped. You get out. Your headlights, which remain on for your convenience, render you totally and utterly invisible; they're retina-burningly bright, and you're standing in the pitch black area they create around themselves. Yes, I turn them off before any sort of dogging activities. myglaren, stonedagain and The Moog 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, purplebargeken said: Religion/God.... I have no issues with religion, people can believe in what they wish. However, I do appreciate this, from Mr Robot: “Is that what God does? He helps? Tell me, why didn't God help my innocent friend who died for no reason while the guilty ran free? Okay. Fine. Forget the one offs. How about the countless wars declared in his name? Okay. Fine. Let's skip the random, meaningless murder for a second, shall we? How about the racist, sexist, phobia soup we've all been drowning in because of him? And I'm not just talking about Jesus. I'm talking about all organized religion. Exclusive groups created to manage control. A dealer getting people hooked on the drug of hope. His followers, nothing but addicts who want their hit of bullshit to keep their dopamine of ignorance. Addicts. Afraid to believe the truth. That there's no order. There's no power. That all religions are just metastasizing mind worms, meant to divide us so it's easier to rule us by the charlatans that wanna run us. All we are to them are paying fanboys of their poorly-written sci-fi franchise. If I don't listen to my imaginary friend, why the fuck should I listen to yours? People think their worship's some key to happiness. That's just how he owns you. Even I'm not crazy enough to believe that distortion of reality. So fuck God. He's not a good enough scapegoat for me.” Have you listened to Frank Turner recently? THERE IS NO GOD. Brothers and sisters, have you heard the news?The storm has lifted and there's nothing to lose,So swap your confirmation for your dancing shoes,Because there never was no God. Step out of the darkness and onto the streets,Forget about the fast, let's have a carnival feast,Raise up your lowered head and hear the liberation beat,Because there never was no God. There is no God,So clap your hands together,There is no God,No heaven and no hell.But there is no God,We're all in this together,There is no God,So ring that victory bell. No cowering in the dark before these overbearing priests,Not waiting until we die until we restitute the meek,No blaming all our failings on imaginary beasts,Because there never was no God. No fighting over land your distant fathers told you of,Not spilling blood for those who have never spread a drop of love,No finger pointing justified by phantoms up above,Because there never was no God. There is no God,So clap your hands together,There is no God,No heaven and no hell.There is no God,We're all in this together,There is no God,So ring that victory bell. I know you're scared of dying man and I am too,But just pretending it's not happening isn't gonna see us through,If we accept that there's an end game and we haven't got much time,Then in the here and now then we can try and do things right.We'd be our own Salvation Army and together we'd believeIn all the wondrous things mere mortals can achieve Well I've known beauty in the stillness of cathedrals in the day,I've sung 'Glory Hallelujah' won't wash my sins away?But now I'm singing my refrain and this is what I say,I say there never was no God. There is no God,So clap your hands together,There is no God,No heaven and no hell.But there is no God,We're all in this together,There is no God,So ring that victory bell. There is no God,So clap your hands together,There is no God,No heaven and no hell.There is no God,We're all in this together,There is no God,So ring that victory bell. purplebargeken and mitsisigma01 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 18 minutes ago, SiC said: However the lights on when you unlock is really useful when trying to find the car in a car park. I have found that the ones on the Kia stay on for a while after you switch off and lock the car, but, if you press the lock button a second time the lights go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 I'm not a fan of my c4 but i do like how the interior lights stay on until I lock it. It has the keyfob with the lights on button but I've never used it. I had forgotten until I thought about it just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 I've never understood the term " god fearing" if he's your mate, forgives your wrongs etc why do you have too be god fearing? strangeangel, myglaren and Stevebrookman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 3 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said: I've never understood the term " god fearing" if he's your mate, forgives your wrongs etc why do you have too be god fearing? Different (slightly archaic) definition of "fear". As in " to have reverential awe of" rather than "to be afraid of". chadders and BorniteIdentity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 3 hours ago, purplebargeken said: Religion/God.... I have no issues with religion, people can believe in what they wish. However, I do appreciate this, from Mr Robot: “Is that what God does? He helps? Tell me, why didn't God help my innocent friend who died for no reason while the guilty ran free? Okay. Fine. Forget the one offs. How about the countless wars declared in his name? Okay. Fine. Let's skip the random, meaningless murder for a second, shall we? How about the racist, sexist, phobia soup we've all been drowning in because of him? And I'm not just talking about Jesus. I'm talking about all organized religion. Exclusive groups created to manage control. A dealer getting people hooked on the drug of hope. His followers, nothing but addicts who want their hit of bullshit to keep their dopamine of ignorance. Addicts. Afraid to believe the truth. That there's no order. There's no power. That all religions are just metastasizing mind worms, meant to divide us so it's easier to rule us by the charlatans that wanna run us. All we are to them are paying fanboys of their poorly-written sci-fi franchise. If I don't listen to my imaginary friend, why the fuck should I listen to yours? People think their worship's some key to happiness. That's just how he owns you. Even I'm not crazy enough to believe that distortion of reality. So fuck God. He's not a good enough scapegoat for me.” Is Mr Robot actually Breadvan in disguise? Not exactly a new and insightful perspective tbh - all of those arguments have been doing the rounds for millennia. Probably for as long as there have been religions in fact. chadders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 12 hours ago, New POD said: True. I am now in the attic room whilst she is in our bedroom. Probably lying awake churning inside, making herself more ill and more sad. I just wish I could a) stop it happening in the first place..and b) fix it by waving a magic wand Or c) know what to do next. MikeRs wife has come around and is chatting to my distraught wife. ( her sister) I'm hoping that she'll see it like me. Pure exhaustion resulting in taking it out on the person who most wants to help but seems unable to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Dave_Lee-Cartland has been throwing up a lot, and has been rushed to the emergency vets. They said he's in quite a bad way and must be kept in for 24 hours, the missus is in bits. Hope to God he's ok. BorniteIdentity, clayts450, HarmonicCheeseburger and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Tell him not to take his 'cloud dog' nickname too seriously... GWS, Ollie. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Fingers crossed for him Cav. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbenn Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Shit. Hope the little guy is ok ? Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 BE NICE TO FLUFFY DOG Cavcraft and The Moog 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 rented a car for a trip in feb - expressly checking how the payments were accepted booked it then got an email off them (airline) oh youve booked with this they might not accept that......... ffs - THIS IS WHY THEY WERE CHOSEN/CHECKED FIRST YOU CAHNT got on to their webchat having copied the 3 lines in their conditions that said no problem oh hai please confirm this (copy paste) as written in your terms *waits 'yessir thats fine' 'wtf was the email for then.......' 'errrrrr..............' madness - why query something which is already stated as no problem on another part of the same website dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Foxhake Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Fucking HGF! I see no other reason for my expansion tank to be spewing bubbles. BorniteIdentity and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Northern Rail did their usual trick of cancelling my train 'cos no train / no driver / alien invasion / big mac shortage. So an hour's wait which makes it dark when I get back to sunny Barnsley. I'm walking home as usual, and go along scum street which has really bad lighting. I've got my headphones on, and realise about half way along I've got a crazy fucker following me shouting random gibberish for reasons unknown. Going to fuck me up / don't walk so fast I can't catch you / This is my street / I like your hat. Just great. Thanks Northern! Out of interest, are you allowed to carry a can of lynx Africa that some idiot sister insists on buying you? Yes cop, I can identify my attacker, he's the one over there stinking like a teenage boy. I'd imagine lynx to the eyes is quite effective in dissuading crazies. myglaren, purplebargeken, paulplom and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 How do I obliterate Greta Thunberg from my life , I'll be glad when her 5 minutes of fame is over , it seems every time I open facebook or a news page her smug face or sometimes her angry face is looking back at me . She's meeting david attenborough now, I dont think either of then have a plan , I've never seen David's angry face though EssDeeWon, Angrydicky, danthecapriman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Went out in the Rover earlier, tuned the wireless to Classic FM as is my habit, and I was getting loads of crackling and interference. Tried adjusting the frequency up and down and started picking up a load of Dutch radio stations - some crackly but others as clear as a bell. Have the Dutch suddenly turned their FM transmitters up to 11 or something? I've never been able to pick up Dutch FM radio before. It's really quite irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, wuvvum said: Went out in the Rover earlier, tuned the wireless to Classic FM as is my habit, and I was getting loads of crackling and interference. Tried adjusting the frequency up and down and started picking up a load of Dutch radio stations - some crackly but others as clear as a bell. Have the Dutch suddenly turned their FM transmitters up to 11 or something? I've never been able to pick up Dutch FM radio before. It's really quite irritating. There is something strange going on, all the TV reception in most of Cambridgeshire and Suffolk is reportedly out. https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/freeview-tv-signal-down-people-17486405 Could the radio problems be related? wuvvum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 nederlandse radio is niet zo erg als je denkt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Craig the Princess said: There is something strange going on, all the TV reception in most of Cambridgeshire and Suffolk is reportedly out. https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/freeview-tv-signal-down-people-17486405 Could the radio problems be related? Could be. I don't watch telly so have no idea if there's a signal here, although there's a reddish dot over mine on that map so possibly not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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