Pieman Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 My sister once backed her Peugeot 107 into a tree at the end of our drive. Apparently on hearing a scraping noise, she ignored it and carried on reversing, ending up with the rear door almost bent round sideways. It was very difficult not to belt her round the face for being so bloody stupid after that one. (I still maintain she was staring at her phone while backing off the drive but couldn't prove it). Still, I got away lightly as my car was parked on the other side of hers at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 A driver at a place I worked at years ago jumped in his cab, started his truck (which was in gear) and smashed straight into his own car. He claimed it via the lorry company insurance and got paid out. This was the same bloke who used to hide in the boot of his car and get me to drive him up the road so he could go home and claim night out money. The fact he actually had to drive past the traffic office in his truck on the way in never bothered him. Lacquer Peel and purplebargeken 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovorsche Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 On 11/11/2019 at 6:57 PM, Lacquer Peel said: I know AutoDoc can be slow but 9 days later the order is still being picked. Lucky it's just a bit of preventative maintenance rather than something I need urgently. I am beginning to question the cost savings versus the extra downtime when using Autodoc. Ordered on the 7th, packed on the 11th and nothing but silence ever since..... The Tracking tool says the order has done "Datenerfassung" and "Unterwegs" but has to go through "Ziel-Paketzentrum", "In Zustellung" then "Zugestelit" before I put my gloves on. Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 This is were an adult thinks is a good place to defrost frozen chicken.Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 My night time radio is full of xmas songs ... How am i supposed to sleep at work ... Just got to last to Thursday and the hols kick in myglaren, stonedagain and paulplom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 I broke my mums old wheelie bin with my puma... Swung into the drive far too fast and didn't see it. Polished the scuff out of the bumper and my stepdad claimed the bin stolen the next week and got a new one. The cracked black bin that sits down the side of their house out the back and holds various garden tools is a different black bin of course... purplebargeken, myglaren and stonedagain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 I've been enjoying Top Gear magazine's stint with a 2019 Focus bASe - thanks to the nudge from @jumpingjehovahs https://www.topgear.com/long-term-car-reviews/ford/focus/10-ecoboost-85-style-5dr/report-6 However, it turns out that FoMoCo in their infinite wisdom have now pulled the Style. Read an earlier report on the car and you'll note that there's some top mingebaggery with the interior; no centre arm rest, no covers on any of the storage areas etc. Just as I finalise my car allowance for work - the only new car I really want is pulled. Now to see if I can track one down!! jumpingjehovahs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovorsche Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 If you look under the front corner of the abandoned bin there may be an rfid tag screwed in there, about the size of a screw top milk lid, if that has fallen out the bin is unlikely to ever be identified......... Some councils wanted to charge by weight for disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 6 hours ago, xtriple said: I once knocked my 350LC over while reversing my MK10 out! I was not happy. Mainly because the reason I was backing the Jag out was to go to the Hospital as I had fallen off the LC earlier in the day and broken bones in my foot! I once fell off my 350lc (technically a 375LC) in.the garden. I started the bike. Walked to the top of the garden. Opened the gate. Walked back to the bike. Gave it a drag race start up the lawn and suddenly the wind caught the gate which closed. I fell into nettles. Student house. The back.wall was covered in mud from the lawn, back.wheel interface. xtriple, stonedagain and paulplom 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovorsche Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 I bet you could even track that down the gumtree advert it was sold on with some decent pictures, ask for the full resolution pictures from the cameras for your defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 14 hours ago, Rovorsche said: I am beginning to question the cost savings versus the extra downtime when using Autodoc. Ordered on the 7th, packed on the 11th and nothing but silence ever since..... The Tracking tool says the order has done "Datenerfassung" and "Unterwegs" but has to go through "Ziel-Paketzentrum", "In Zustellung" then "Zugestelit" before I put my gloves on. The app skipped those steps and went straight to delivery, I think my package took about two weeks. To be fair I haven't fitted the parts yet despite the aux belt squealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingjehovahs Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 13 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said: I've been enjoying Top Gear magazine's stint with a 2019 Focus bASe - thanks to the nudge from @jumpingjehovahs https://www.topgear.com/long-term-car-reviews/ford/focus/10-ecoboost-85-style-5dr/report-6 However, it turns out that FoMoCo in their infinite wisdom have now pulled the Style. Read an earlier report on the car and you'll note that there's some top mingebaggery with the interior; no centre arm rest, no covers on any of the storage areas etc. Just as I finalise my car allowance for work - the only new car I really want is pulled. Now to see if I can track one down!! That's a pain! Although I have seen there's a red Style for sale in Bedford at the mo with 8 miles on the clock...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Saab goes in for Mot today. Not usually much of a problem there but it chooses THAT MOMENT to shit its steering rack an piss all of its fluid out into the testers pit. YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE! It gets better. My tame tester is ff for Christmas after tomorrow so won't be able to do anything until the new year (he doesn't really do anything like this normally - he's more of a general service and MoT man and avoids more involved jobs. Okay, I'll try and get it over to my tame Saab wrangler then. Checks MoT to make sure the fail hasn't flagged up on the system. IT FUCKING RAN OUT ON THE 7TH. I swear it was the end of the month. So now I have an immobile car that can't be repaired soon and will cost to get sorted. At Christmas. When I need the car. When I need the money. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. Needless to say, I'm a bit miffed (and reasonably stressed out about it). adw1977 and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 My dice suppliers are taking the piss. I ordered a metric fuckton in September and they've finally got round to sending out most of them today. When you've got a customer buying £4000 of your cubes at a time should you be trying to piss them off? Spot the difference? Or is it just me who thinks that's a bag of vaguely red and not orange? There's £40 in that bag that I can do fuck all with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, jakebullet said: Or is it just me who thinks that's a bag of vaguely red and not orange? There's £40 in that bag that I can do fuck all with. to me the ones in the bag look red like the one on the left rather then like the orange one on the right maybe you could advertise them for sale as whatever the red-orange equivalent of turquoise is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said: to me the ones in the bag look red like the one on the left rather then like the orange one on the right maybe you could advertise them for sale as whatever the red-orange equivalent of turquoise is? Not just me then. They sent 2 bags of orange orange (the right one), and are just trying to dump crap on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, jakebullet said: Not just me then. They sent 2 bags of orange orange (the right one), and are just trying to dump crap on me. time to list your own supplier in the ebay fuckwits and arseholes thread? (now thats what I call meta LOL) any chance you can complain to the supplier and see if you can get the issue sorted or is it one of those directly from china jobbies where you cant really do much? (for what its worth if I was you i'd be confident in listing the not orange dice as red dice if you just needed to shift em) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, jumpingjehovahs said: That's a pain! Although I have seen there's a red Style for sale in Bedford at the mo with 8 miles on the clock...! I’ve just seen that! Sadly a 100hp example rather than the miserly 86. I guess that makes it the equivalent of the Sierra; lowest spec but lowest but one engine output. Auto headlights are a bit unnecessary tho! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovorsche Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Lacquer Peel said: The app skipped those steps and went straight to delivery, I think my package took about two weeks. To be fair I haven't fitted the parts yet despite the aux belt squealing. Parts arrived this morning, YaY hopefully it won't be pissing down tonight Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 40 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said: (for what its worth if I was you i'd be confident in listing the not orange dice as red dice if you just needed to shift em) Plus eleventy on flogging them as red. Not the greatest red, not scarlet, not crimson & certainly not orange, but that is a big bag of red dice. Perhaps you could call it Autoshite red. LightBulbFun, myglaren and Yoss 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 51 minutes ago, jakebullet said: ....Spot the difference? Or is it just me who thinks that's a bag of vaguely red and not orange? There's £40 in that bag that I can do fuck all with. The one on the right looks like Portland Orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: The one on the right looks like Portland Orange. I think you mean Portland Bill. myglaren and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 That's what he cement to say. Christine, djim, myglaren and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, High Jetter said: That's what he cement to say. You mortared in that pun very well. stonedagain and djim 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Fumbler said: You mortared in that pun very well. Thanks for pointing that out. Mally, Fumbler, djim and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Spot the difference tripped over in an inspection cover/manhole in the depot this morning. Spent god knows how long at a&e. Have a crack in left ankle bone. Told r&r is best thing for a couple of days. Just got home. Great. HarmonicCheeseburger, Cavcraft and Datsuncog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 The red* dice are actually orange*, just not the 'normal' orange claim the dice lot. They're willing to swap for orange orange. Quite why they decided to chuck a totally different tin of dye in the mix I do not know. Maybe I should look into getting them from China, but I like the idea of supporting made in England. Prolly going to end in tears as they keep changing company name every 6 months. myglaren and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 someone in the office plays music out of their PC, generally not a problem until Lewis Crap audi comes on!! FFS man its like having pins slowly pushed into your ear drums!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 35 minutes ago, jakebullet said: .....they keep changing company name every 6 months. Sounds like evasion of debts tactic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 34 minutes ago, jakebullet said: Maybe I should look into getting them from China, but I like the idea of supporting made in England. Prolly going to end in tears as they keep changing company name every 6 months. didn't realise they came from the UK I sort of automatically assume such items all came from china these days! I would try and stay with an english supplier for the same reason you said, happy to hear they are exchanging the dice out as a side note, you probably have a lot more experience at selling things then I do so sorry if teaching to suck eggs! but do you advertise the dice are made in the UK? that might help boost sales or be the tipping point where someone goes for your listing rather then someone else's myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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