The grumpy thread

[castros_bro]

10 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

There are going to be some VERY pissed off people tomorrow, aren't there? 

Not me though, found unused 1.5 days holiday so  flight leaves early enough tomorrow so voting place will  be closed.

[Jerzy Woking]

I'm unable to vote as I forgot to register for a postal vote.

You can all blame me if your preferred person didn't win.

[Timewaster]

I honestly can't think of an outcome I'd be happy about. 

 

Any more comment than that breaks the rule. 

(much like those who would be in governance). 

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, Timewaster said:

I honestly can't think of an outcome I'd be happy about....

 

[New POD]

2 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said:

I'm unable to vote as I forgot to register for a postal vote.

You can all blame me if your preferred person didn't win.

Yes. Me too. I'm going somewhere with a little card at 7am this morning but that's Uttoxeter royal mail sorting office to pick up my new jeans. My polling card is for Sefton Central.  Bill will hopefully retain his massive majority. If not blame me. 

[HillmanImp]

17 hours ago, New POD said:

So do you do the :

Tell me why you are sorry. Tell me what you are going to do to make it right and tell me what you are going to do to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Conversation.

I love that kind of nurturing. 

I do normally try reasoning with him explain why he shouldn't do something, and why it wasn't nice so that he knows he's done wrong and understands why, however when he threw the hat on the floor I shouted at him so loudly he looked like he nearly shat himself. 

[paulplom]

Bin gate continues. Council were working next door so had a few vans in the street. I had to park next to that insane woman's flat again. I let the dog out last night and she's put her bin out. It looks like its up against my van passenger door. It could almost be touching. Again I'm usually very jolly, calm and collected but this has made me very angry indeed.

What should I do?

1, Calmly pull the bin away.

2, Hammer throw it into the middle of the green.

3, Launch it through her sitting room window.

4 Put it in the van and dispose of it.

5, All of the above?

 

I'd like some advice please.

[paulplom]

Upstairs has been screaming at her kids since 6.20. Lots of tears and stamping about.
Son has been in bed for 2 days ill as hell with a stomach bug. The dog, bless him, has upended the kitchen bin through the night, ate most of it and scattered the rest of the contents through the flat.
Happy Thursday everyone.

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[paulplom]

In a way I hope they've dented or scratched it. It'll give me a proper reason to chin her bloke. 

[sdkrc]

To the frumpy woman who looked like she was smuggling sausages in her leggings when it was windy the other day, when your brolly breaks in the wind don't just fucking lump it on the floor and walk off you fat cow. 

Same to the lazy junkie throwing his litter next to the bin.

'People make Glasgow'...do they fuck, they ruin it. 

[New POD]

49 minutes ago, paulplom said:

Bin gate continues. Council were working next door so had a few vans in the street. I had to park next to that insane woman's flat again. I let the dog out last night and she's put her bin out. It looks like its up against my van passenger door. It could almost be touching. Again I'm usually very jolly, calm and collected but this has made me very angry indeed.

What should I do?

1, Calmly pull the bin away.

2, Hammer throw it into the middle of the green.

3, Launch it through her sitting room window.

4 Put it in the van and dispose of it.

5, All of the above?

 

I'd like some advice please.

The wrap the bin closed. The wrap the bin to her gate. 

Or paint a number 666 on it.  

[paulplom]

I was thinking of spraying a cock and balls on it but I thought that would be too childish.

[Floatylight]

Puncture a can of expanding foam and Chuck it in?

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[paulplom]

She has cctv up to protect her nissan puke. I'll have to be careful unless I really flip.
I've never noticed a camera so he might be talking shit.

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[paulplom]

I think she must have had issues before if she feels the need to protect a puke against malicious damage in a quiet cul de sac.

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[Cavcraft]

Every now and then you have to flip with neighbours like that, or they'll keep on doing it. Push the bin into her garden, kick the fucker over and then start screaming threats and abuse. CCTV or no CCTV, they'll get the point. It worked twice for me, one bloke moved and another is now the nicest neighbour in the world.

 

 

 

(If it goes to court though, print this entire thread off as 'evidence' and tell them the voices in Hairnet's head made you do it.) 

[Kiltox]

1 hour ago, Floatylight said:

Puncture a can of expanding foam and Chuck it in?

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This. Or just empty a can of foam into the bin

[face]

I would Dulux ‘PISS CUNT’ on each quadrant.

[SiC]

Given you're not supposed to leave bins out, let alone block the road with them (or cones, etc), I'd report the bin to the council and tell them it's abandoned?

Other option would be to dump a torn bag of postmix in it and leave all this wet weather to do its work. 

[SiC]

Or take it to the local tip and hand the bin into the local authorities?

"Found it blown over and blocking the middle of a busy road mister"

[DeeJay]

Have a shit on the handle (bonus points if she sees you).

[barefoot]

Plus eleventy on 'report it to the council as an abandoned bin, blocking the road'.

[hairnet]

Muthafuka

[iainrcz]

Bin gate continues. Council were working next door so had a few vans in the street. I had to park next to that insane woman's flat again. I let the dog out last night and she's put her bin out. It looks like its up against my van passenger door. It could almost be touching. Again I'm usually very jolly, calm and collected but this has made me very angry indeed.
What should I do?
1, Calmly pull the bin away.
2, Hammer throw it into the middle of the green.
3, Launch it through her sitting room window.
4 Put it in the van and dispose of it.
5, All of the above?
 
I'd like some advice please.

Crimp a length off on the lid.

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[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

Muthafuka

Indeed.  I hate it when I lose a wheel trim. 

[Timewaster]

10 hours ago, paulplom said:

What should I do?

1, Calmly pull the bin away.

2, Hammer throw it into the middle of the green.

3, Launch it through her sitting room window.

4 Put it in the van and dispose of it.

5, All of the above?

 

I'd like some advice please.

Stickaflex the lid down? 

[rusty_vw_man]

10 hours ago, paulplom said:

Bin gate continues. Council were working next door so had a few vans in the street. I had to park next to that insane woman's flat again. I let the dog out last night and she's put her bin out. It looks like its up against my van passenger door. It could almost be touching. Again I'm usually very jolly, calm and collected but this has made me very angry indeed.

What should I do?

1, Calmly pull the bin away.

2, Hammer throw it into the middle of the green.

3, Launch it through her sitting room window.

4 Put it in the van and dispose of it.

5, All of the above?

 

I'd like some advice please.

Just make a sign that says ‘please park here as I don’t actually own this road’ and glue it to the bin with something extra sticky. 
Worked well on one of our old neighbours. 

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

Indeed.  I hate it when I lose a wheel trim. 

dave you need glasses.................

[rmt87]

Turbo actuator vacuum line snapped on my c5 resulting in no turbo.Temp repair with a  pen and some heat shrink i had in the shed. 

[wuvvum]

2 hours ago, hairnet said:

dave you need glasses.................