New POD Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I have joked with people that they need a confined spaces risk assessment when they have been under a desk routing cables. Now I see it isn't anything joke about. paulplom and GrumpiusMaximus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 13 hours ago, Wack said: This is the kind of crap I'm talking about , I see driving like this daily Van in the outside lane , I've removed the sound because it's my son and I talking , I'm doing 62mph so he must be doing close on 80 I see nothing but a perfectly timed exit from the motorway. paulplom and GBJ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I get terrible leg cramps if I'm not careful. usually I feel it coming on and force it away, but if I don't it tenses my leg up so much that I'm forced to throw myself somehow to a different position and ride it out. I think I had it in my sleep the other night and it didn't wake me up as my leg killed when I woke up and through most of the morning. It's even more annoying when it comes on during sex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, beko1987 said: I get terrible leg cramps if I'm not careful. ...... It's even more annoying when it comes on during sex... The wrong part of you gets stiff? stonedagain, GrumpiusMaximus, paulplom and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I suffer from thigh cramp after a race. Not half as bad now I’m a bit fitter and lighter but can happen up to two days after . Its bloody agony and I’ve had both legs go at the same time before. Missis was pissing herself laughing but I was fucked. Feels like there is a tennis ball stuck in my leg for about a day after . Muscles knotted right up . Keep hydrated , eat bananas etc but still get them . My dad has never had cramp in his life ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: The wrong part of you gets stiff? twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I got cramp once whilst on Oblivion at Alton Towers. Obviously the restraining bar was down and I couldn’t move. The pain was like nothing else; a guy in the front row turned around and tried to help as I had no fucking idea what was happening. Only time I’ve ever had my leg massaged by a strange man. Honest. Brodders, beko1987, myglaren and 5 others 1 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Just bought another fitness tracker .. The last one did not work ..... I am still the same weight .... myglaren and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Laptop charger cable for my main laptop decided to finally give up the ghost today which meant an emergency trip to CEX to pick one up, only to find out that despite what the website said, they dont have one in stock a load of back pain for nothing, makes me pretty grumpy! didn't leave empty handed tho, splurged 50 pence on an Apple Mini Displayport to DVI adapter so I can hopefully use the Xserve with its built in mDP output/MXM graphics card and the such like the cable was slightly* frayed... (I may be able to solder some wire from the ground/shield to the shielding left on the actual plug end and bodge things along) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 9 hours ago, twosmoke300 said: My dad has never had cramp in his life ffs Of course, being 'old', he sleeps with a magnet at the bottom of the bed? (True story, my gramps swore by it. Though he'd never swear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Earlier this month I spent £500 on remedials on the Avensis. Lots of fucking niggles that finally ground me down into submission. One job was to get the front fog lights working again (I’d replaced the indicator stalk and couldn’t get one with dual fog controls - so had a switch wired by an auto electrician) I’m so fucking glad I did, as tonight I hit a badger at 45 mph and the little tuberculosis ridden shit left most of its head on my front bumper. The front fog light is hanging by the wire, the mounting bracket has sheered and I swear to god if I didn’t have bad luck at the moment I’d have no luck at all. Could maybe have hit the anchors but had laddo in the car with me and, on a muddy country lane, we could have landed anywhere. I took a gamble and possibly lost. Fuck my actual life. Amishtat and brownnova 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 On 10/16/2019 at 5:43 PM, wuvvum said: I've been to Sheffield twice, to buy cars - a Mk1 Jetta and a Rover 825D. When I collected the Rover I took the tram to the seller's house. I cannot remember whether or not I encountered any congestion. HTH. Wuvz. If you are ever selling the 825D. Please let me have first dibs. I might have to borrow the money as I am always on my arse financially but to have an 825D! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 When you enquire about something and the initial response is 'There's two on eBay that are £5,000 each at the moment'. I didn't fucking ask how much anybody else's was, I asked if you had the paperwork with yours. Tamworthbay and HarmonicCheeseburger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Only piston heads makes me grumpy. Just read shed of the week. Astra turbo cab. All the comments about " so council estate". How much time have any of these computer programming middle management cunts ever spent on a council estate? And what's wrong with council estates? Did alright by my lot. Rant over ? catsinthewelder, Floatylight, paulplom and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 hours ago, LightBulbFun said: Laptop charger cable for my main laptop decided to finally give up the ghost today which meant an emergency trip to CEX to pick one up, only to find out that despite what the website said, they dont have one in stock a load of back pain for nothing, makes me pretty grumpy! didn't leave empty handed tho, splurged 50 pence on an Apple Mini Displayport to DVI adapter so I can hopefully use the Xserve with its built in mDP output/MXM graphics card and the such like the cable was slightly* frayed... (I may be able to solder some wire from the ground/shield to the shielding left on the actual plug end and bodge things along) (I had hopped id have enough battery life to last me, until I passed out, but it was rapidly draining, so in true autoshite fashion without getting out of bed I lent over grabbed a random bit of wire off the floor and bodged something together that should hopefully last until the new charger arrives ) HarmonicCheeseburger, myglaren and paulplom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 On 11/24/2018 at 3:08 PM, warren t claim said: Running a man and his two girls aged 3 and 5 through the local McDonald's drive through. On the way back passenger sees a pretty black lady in her early 20s jogging and says to his kids "look at the monkey running for the bus". You sir are an utter cunt. As I know exactly where you live you may expect some unexpected junk mail shortly. Remember this post I made nearly a year ago? Well yesterday I had a night time pick up from the local maternity unit to go to Birkenhead and back and low and behold when I get to the address I recognise it as being the home of the cunt mentioned above. During my usual polite chit chat on the way there he tells me that his girlfriend is having her fourth child which will be his sixth! Now, it'd be really unprofessional of me to have altered the meter to Liverpool tariff (extra £4) and passenger has an animal surcharge (extra £1.70) plus waiting time while he was in his house getting his stuff. Fucking. Worthless. Benefits. Vacuum. myglaren, stonedagain, NorfolkNWeigh and 8 others 8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 hour ago, warren t claim said: ..... Fucking. Worthless. Benefits. Vacuum. Seems to sum up Birkenhead quite well..... stonedagain and warren t claim 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 12 hours ago, Lord Sterling said: Wuvz. If you are ever selling the 825D. Please let me have first dibs. I might have to borrow the money as I am always on my arse financially but to have an 825D! ? Sorry Mo, this was years ago. Haven't seen an 825D for sale for a while now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 3 hours ago, wuvvum said: Sorry Mo, this was years ago. Haven't seen an 825D for sale for a while now... Ah sorry! I read wrong ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Bloody sodding tree... I don't want to kill the grass on the lawn...but sorry, I'm not putting this back over there unless I find a cover for it. Which isn't easy for an estate for some reason. Spent most of the afternoon cleaning that gunk off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Will the 502 error ever go away? barefoot, fairkens, adw1977 and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Killed my back and now immobile in bed, full of ibuprofen, co-codamol and misery. Have loads to do and can’t even stand upright. Shit I need to be fit to pedal to work on Monday too. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 And I need a wee too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Zelandeth said: Bloody sodding tree... I don't want to kill the grass on the lawn...but sorry, I'm not putting this back over there unless I find a cover for it. Which isn't easy for an estate for some reason. Spent most of the afternoon cleaning that gunk off. Trump wanabe. Lord Sterling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 hour ago, DeeJay said: Trump wanabe. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 19 plate fucking hire car has tyre pressure warning on it Only done 13k kms No steering problem no pulling to one side stopped put 40 lb in it and got to Shay's check it and it's lost 1lb Found out how to reset it which will happen tomorrow Fuxake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 And I need a wee too Just go maan, just go.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Fucking bastarding appliances. Washing machine died halfway through a load. Have you ever tried to wring the water out of 3 dressing gowns?! It was a second hand one we got 4 months ago for 40 quid so shouldn't complain. Just bad fucking timing as usual. I'm not sure what is exactly wrong but it just stopped. The panel at the front smells of burning. But the motor doesn't. Makes a click as if to start, but nothing happens. Motor and belt turn freely by hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Is it a hotpoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 40 minutes ago, bangernomics said: Is it a hotpoint. Whirlpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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