wuvvum Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 4 hours ago, High Jetter said: That's dedication, much respect. Can anyone beat that, I wonder? At a guess, Bickle and Saabnut. Possibly 6 cylinder as well? He's been playing the game a while. I'm only about 40 off that myself. I reckon Bramz will have overtaken us by the end of next year mind. jumpingjehovahs, The Moog, barmatt and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Long day at work today, only just got home. Not the grump. Madam has been at home all day, she sent me a text to say she'd cleaned the kitchen, put some laundry on and unloaded/reloaded dishwasher. Not the grump. She's gone out somewhere and has left her toolbox, bits of wood and cardboard packaging strewn over the lounge from building herself something she bought from Ikea at the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 You know when people mean well, but you just don't want to listen, and have told them politely so? Been a long, difficult, tiring and emotional day for personal/family reasons, yet some stupid bloody woman is constantly messaging asking how it's gone. Next time she's just going to be told to fuck right off and will be blocked from contacting again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 8 hours ago, paulplom said: My cunt of an upstairs neighbor pulled me in the street yesterday. Apparently someone has shopped her to the social services and she was accusing me. They had told her her little son (around 3) was eating out of bins (true), She was locking them out of the house all day (true) and playing with broken glass and just generally making a mess and creating havoc (true). It wasn't me but I'm thinking of getting in contact and backing up the original complaint. She started shouting at 6.50 today. It usually starts between 6.30 and 7.00. Her parents are around regularly checking up and her dad's new work pick up is outside currently so there are obvious issues and they know it. She reckons ss can fuck off and they'll do nowt about it. While she was accusing me I checked her 3 times about her language. She actually can't say a sentence without the word fuck in it. It was amusing/shocking watching her trying not to say it. Can I make a case to ss on line? A link would be handy. Do it. Do it now. Report. Do it. Then if she harasses you, Police. Cavcraft, Tamworthbay, paulplom and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercedade Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/7/2019 at 7:41 PM, BorniteIdentity said: There is a rumour - unsubstantiated at this stage - that you can (wait for this) FIX them. IKR. Madness. Seriously, if it’s the right car in the right spec then just fix it. It’ll likely never need doing again. I try to look at cars through the same prism as houses. If your roof leaks, you don’t fucking bulldoze it. Maintenance is key, as is long term ownership - and expect the odd unexpected bill. Other than that, enjoy. I’m about to have my 165 year old house underpinned and I don’t even bloody live in it. If you really love something, do the right thing. I can put you onto a brilliant mobile Rover man who’ll have it done for £300 on your driveway. PM sent - I need my 820 Vitesse sorting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Apparently we're sharing the living room with this fucker...Didn't spot where it ended up going so basically the living room is now cordoned off. Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 It's only a Giant House Spider. They come when it's cold, and flatten quite well if you can catch them. paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddlethumper Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 ^^ Looks more like the British non spotted long legged leaping TARANTULA. Run for your life.? myglaren, richardmorris and Spurious 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Them's quick, those spidders.In other news, the Corsa of Nausea has shat its handbrake cable this night.Arse.Sent from my BV6000 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 The seller if the Peugeot 405 I was trying to buy for Mrs_b still hasn’t got it sorted (still no MoT) and she hasn’t contacted... so I’m guessing we’re off for that one then... *goes back to searching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 It's already been the week (and last month or so) from hell, and things just keep taking another turn for the worse. I can't and don't want to say too much, but my daughter was the (alleged) victim in something deeply unpleasant and we're hoping this week it'll all be over. You think you've turned a corner, but something else gets thrown at you. myglaren, chaseracer, Lord Sterling and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 I’m not one to complain but honestly, what a prick. While I was parked up a taxi parked in the same position too, right outside the door and as you can see, over two disabled spaces. (Naturally I didn’t go over and insist they move, I’m a natural born keyboard warrior) shedenvy, myglaren and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
155V6 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 At work today.The gravel area on the right is where most people park,the tarmac in the middle is where artics drive down to unload. I thought the SUV thing was reversing into a space,but it was still there 10 minutes later ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Lankytim said: I’m not one to complain but honestly, what a prick. While I was parked up a taxi parked in the same position too, right outside the door and as you can see, over two disabled spaces. (Naturally I didn’t go over and insist they move, I’m a natural born keyboard warrior) I see your Audi A3 parked badly and raise you with this badly parked Audi A6; myglaren, Lankytim and EssDeeWon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 I'm fucking useless at brick laying. Lankytim and loserone 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Lord Sterling said: I see your Audi A3 parked badly and raise you with this badly parked Audi A6; It's in situations like that where my old Subaru 700 van used to come in handy. It would just squeeze into a space like the one between the Audi and the [generic grey crossover thing], and I'd then exit via the tailgate. Well it amused me anyway. EssDeeWon, Lord Sterling, Cavcraft and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 What came first? The Audi or the wanker?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Actually it isn't fair to tarnish them all as I am sure some alright drivers own Audi's but that badge does seem to attract tossers. Jazoli and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, EssDeeWon said: What came first? The Audi or the wanker?? I've got an Audi, so fuck you There's a thread for all you parking whingers on Pistonheads, called 'the bad parking thread' surprisingly. Edited just to say you have redeemed yourself a little with your second comment you posted whilst I was adding my reply:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Just now, Jazoli said: I've got an Audi, so fuck you There's a thread for all you parking whingers on Pistonheads, called 'the bad parking thread' surprisingly. Ha! please see my 2nd post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 20 minutes ago, EssDeeWon said: Actually it isn't fair to tarnish them all as I am sure some alright drivers own Audi's but that badge does seem to attract tossers. The wanker. I then bought an Audi. EssDeeWon, Supernaut and GrumpiusMaximus 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Naa proper wankers drive Bmw coupes . The one series in particular EssDeeWon and GrumpiusMaximus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Over here they've moved to Golf R, A45 and M140i. All on lease no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Ahh , not as posh down here - 330ci and 118 coupes in cornwall ( debadged natch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 No money, broken car, headache for 2 days straight, job stressful and underpaid, missus is away on a training course, black dog sitting on me. ? Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 2:57 PM, rantingYoof said: Apparently we're sharing the living room with this fucker... Didn't spot where it ended up going so basically the living room is now cordoned off. Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk I've chucked a few out of the window this week but one as big as a mouse has just traversed the floor where I'm sitting at the computer. stonedagain, Cavcraft, xtriple and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 can we fuck off with the spider images! Tickman, twosmoke300 and purplebargeken 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 brownnova, TataBobu, Heidel_Kakao and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcento Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 A new couple moved in downstairs. Long story short, they guy is an absolute nutjob, screaming his head off most the day like something from the exorcist. Doors slamming, loud bangs, glass smashing, horrendous abusive screams, Threats of "i'll fuck you up you rat", I've never, ever heard anything like this. Even when someone was murdered more or less right outside my front door a few years back. It's well beyond simple anger, the guy is unhinged in the extreme. The woman in the house is certainly in danger, and to be honest, i fear everyone in the close is in danger given he sounds like he's liable to torch the place at any second half the time. Police were up taking statements from all the neighbours this evening, but my guess is he's that out of control, he'll just see it as interference and do something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Just moved into a downstairs flat. The wife is driving me absolute nuts and I want to tear someone's head off. Police were round today collecting statements... bloody curtain twitchers getting ideas about me. davehedgehog31, Mrcento, loserone and 14 others 3 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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