somewhatfoolish Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 More detail than we actually need? Billy Connolly is quite firm on the matter, excreting is pleasurable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amishtat Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Said it before but for truly shitty driving you won't beat school run parents adw1977, sheffcortinacentre and stonedagain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timolloyd Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I concur. I’ve had two truly frightening driving experiences. One in downtown Douala, Cameroon, and the second around 3.45 on a Wednesday afternoon in High Wycombe. chaseracer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_70s Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The Grand Tour smashing up an Allegro estate. The joke was that May and Clarkson's Dad's had Fords, which are really great, and Hammond's Dad had an Allegro, which are shit... I just don't get how it's supposed to be entertaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 had my usual close call today ! vlcsnap-8473-11-30-05h42m48s569.pngYou driving with your eyes closed again Top tip, and this is rich comi know g that from me, Drive Slower. Look more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Maybe offer him some bags and a cup of tea, it might be that he would be happy to sort it if he has the means to do it. Not sure Tim offering to teabag him is the answer, but you never know. myglaren, Shirley Knott, The Moog and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The Grand Tour smashing up an Allegro estate. 56742648_10156504262577087_8734649241546260480_o.jpg57284394_10156504263312087_288157108304609280_o.jpg56775672_10214090754893875_654624110504050688_n.jpg The joke was that May and Clarkson's Dad's had Fords, which are really great, and Hammond's Dad had an Allegro, which are shit... I just don't get how it's supposed to be entertaining? That scene made me cringe, what a waste of a very clean Allegro. Totally ruined what was otherwise a very good episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 You driving with your eyes closed again Top tip, and this is rich comi know g that from me, Drive Slower. Look more.that must of been the Audi drivers excuse !! I did not see him either ... Amishtat and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 ^^ Utter wanker. Amishtat and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amishtat Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I'd have found the temptation to hit that hard in the b-pillar overwhelming.. Supernaut, myglaren, Shirley Knott and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The Grand Tour smashing up an Allegro estate. 56742648_10156504262577087_8734649241546260480_o.jpg57284394_10156504263312087_288157108304609280_o.jpg56775672_10214090754893875_654624110504050688_n.jpg The joke was that May and Clarkson's Dad's had Fords, which are really great, and Hammond's Dad had an Allegro, which are shit... I just don't get how it's supposed to be entertaining?I thought it was great, one less pos on the roads, I mean an allegro estate, what a steaming turd, why is no one moaning about him smashing up a Picnic? If BL had of made cars as well made as the picnic they might still be trading today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 We had a bright green Allegro estate , one car that I miss from my childhood XFO350T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean36014 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 It's entertainment, they bought it and can do as they wish with it. Yes it's a shame but that's life unfortunately. Really enjoyed that episode though, does make you wonder about Fords future. The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Some stupid old duffer with one of those shit arsed little dogs that have a protuding bottom jaw actually waited for us to catch him up, then his dog tried to take a chunk out of Barbara_Lee_Cartland's face. He may have been in his seventies, but he still got a volley full of expletives. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The Grand Tour smashing up an Allegro estate. 56742648_10156504262577087_8734649241546260480_o.jpg57284394_10156504263312087_288157108304609280_o.jpg56775672_10214090754893875_654624110504050688_n.jpg The joke was that May and Clarkson's Dad's had Fords, which are really great, and Hammond's Dad had an Allegro, which are shit... I just don't get how it's supposed to be entertaining?Entertaining would be smashing a Pagini Zonda to bits. purplebargeken, GrumpiusMaximus, Sigmund Fraud and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazfr69 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Those three buffoons smashing up cars was one of the things that put me off the OG Top Gear, a programme ostensibly about loving cars. I think it was the Marina episode that finally turned me away from it. Twats. Jerzy Woking, shedenvy, Shirley Knott and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amishtat Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Seconded. Every time they had a car I found interesting you just knew it was going to be fucked up pretty quickly while they have a joint wank over some horseshit two hundred grand sports car. MrBiscuits, barefoot, aerodynamically_challenged and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vin Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Your car, your rules though...that's how it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazfr69 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Doesn’t mean it’s an enjoyable viewing experience, certainly not one I intend to revisit It’s the millionaires version of ‘will it blend?’ inconsistant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Fucking unbelievable. Took two of my sons to the cinema earlier. Went to pay for my Pic n Mix - only to be told they don’t accept £50 notes. Had to give her two twenties and a tenner instead. GrumpyCat, Cavcraft, Angrydicky and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Liked, but I'm not sure that it is a joke paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Billy Connolly is quite firm on the matter, excreting is pleasurable. The excretion is fine. I didn't think the additional erection report was necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Diagnosis my family didn't want to hear delivered Friday, parents told me yesterday when they visited. Nan has the start of Alzheimers and dementia. Arses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Diagnosis my family didn't want to hear delivered Friday, parents told me yesterday when they visited. Nan has the start of Alzheimers and dementia. Arses.Ah shit, sorry to hear that. Take time to talk to the experts and the help from the charities. There are s9me things that can be done to help to a degree and prepare for the future. We went through it with my Nan and it was the support that made it bearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Ah shit, sorry to hear that. Take time to talk to the experts and the help from the charities. There are s9me things that can be done to help to a degree and prepare for the future. We went through it with my Nan and it was the support that made it bearable. My granddad (with this nan) and my other nan both had dementia, the family really was hoping not to go through it all again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Christ. What Unicorn based shit can they fleece kids (or my wallet rather) with next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 I sold a load of kids tomy toy trains on ebay, she's had them a week now wants to return them, only she just wants to send 1/2 of them and get 1/2 a refund , only if I do that Ebay will refund all the postage both ways So she gets to cherry pick the best ones pay 1/2 the money and get free post , like fuck , all or nothing myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amishtat Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Tell her to go fuck herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 That’s EBay for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 ^^^ludicrous! If it comes to it it will be an interesting test case to see exactly how pro buyer they are, regardless of the situation at hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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