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I wish I was making this up:

 

'Is it still available'

 

'I can pick up in the morning'

 

Yes, still available

 

'Is there anything wrong with it?'

 

(Ignored that)

 

'??'

 

?

 

'Anything wrong with car or all ok'

 

Did you read the advert?

 

'Fuck off'

 

Jog on you prick.

 

 

 

 

I bet he's popular with the ladies with such a pleasant and cheery manner.

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I wish I was making this up:

 

'Is it still available'

 

'I can pick up in the morning'

 

Yes, still available

 

'Is there anything wrong with it?'

 

(Ignored that)

 

'??'

 

?

 

'Anything wrong with car or all ok'

 

Did you read the advert?

 

'Fuck off'

 

Jog on you prick.

 

I bet he's popular with the ladies with such a pleasant and cheery manner.

This is just the gift that keeps on giving...

 

 

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Would this roffle for £3.50 per ticket or 3 for £10? If it helps* I found a can of Ford silver spray in the ST170 earlier and attempted to go over the primer covered bits of the Micra. The result was as good as you'd expect. 

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This is just like when I sold the Mrs's qashqai.

 

I felt like throwing my phone in the sea, and had decided all human beings are basically massive cunts.

 

Thankfully someone actually came to the house, looked at it, made a reasonable offer and drove it home.

 

A few that stick out:

 

"I've to come from (far away) so you need to recognise that and knock £300 off to cover my flight and ferry"

 

Erm no

 

"what's your best price"

Come have a look and make me an offer

"OK will you take (half asking price)"

Like I said come have a look and then we can talk

"(slightly more) is the best I can do"

Ignore

 

"hi is it petrol?"

Yes says so in the advert

"oh I was looking a diesel"

Fucktard

 

 

 

 

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my old man paid 500 quid for a Y plater 1.0 micra 6 years ago, it was shit then, but its actually outlasted him.

 

The paint is falling off it, it got advisories for "advanced corrosion on underside" on the last two MOTs. He died at the start of the year so its now sat in my drive. During the beast from the east it laughed in the face of the snow.

 

I doubt its got any hope of another MOT and its now lapsed so really I should weigh it in, but its just so doggedly reliable I feel guilty. One of those cars you wish you could send to Khazakstan or somewhere cos theyd get another decade out of it no bother.

 

For as much as theyre dull, these micras are as reliable as hell.

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my old man paid 500 quid for a Y plater 1.0 micra 6 years ago, it was shit then, but its actually outlasted him.

The paint is falling off it, it got advisories for "advanced corrosion on underside" on the last two MOTs. He died at the start of the year so its now sat in my drive. During the beast from the east it laughed in the face of the snow.

I doubt its got any hope of another MOT and its now lapsed so really I should weigh it in, but its just so doggedly reliable I feel guilty. One of those cars you wish you could send to Khazakstan or somewhere cos theyd get another decade out of it no bother.

For as much as theyre dull, these micras are as reliable as hell.

 

Is it silver?

 

I can’t work out why silver paint falls off Micras and Almeras but it does - I had a 2002 N16 Almera and the paint was flaking off in huge sheets down to bare metal. No rust.

 

Seen a few like it since.

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I'll add numbers this evening when I'm home. Meanwhile if anyone knows what number/s they want, could they please copy/paste and put their names against required digits? I'm quite happy to do so later, but have a bit on at the moment, sorry.

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Loads of these have dented rear quarter panels..

 

One of my friends had one in red , skidded off the road in the snow, some lads pushed it back and dented the quarter panel.. It stayed like it ..

    Now,  I saw it in Tesco's one evening , and  knew it was hers ,as the rear quarter was pushed in... so I parked next to it really close so she wouldn't be able to get in the drivers door  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen: , but she'd know it was me ,as she knows my T4 van ...Would be funny to see her reaction eh ?  I nipped in Tesco's ,bought some fags , came out  to watch ,  and .....fucking hell  :shock:  it's some old boys car ! Not hers at all !!!  Squirm time .. :oops:  :oops:

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Is it silver?

 

I can’t work out why silver paint falls off Micras and Almeras but it does - I had a 2002 N16 Almera and the paint was flaking off in huge sheets down to bare metal. No rust.

 

Seen a few like it since.

Blue! funny its only the front wings affected but its near through to the primer

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