Cavcraft Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 I wish I was making this up: 'Is it still available' 'I can pick up in the morning' Yes, still available 'Is there anything wrong with it?' (Ignored that) '??' ? 'Anything wrong with car or all ok' Did you read the advert? 'Fuck off' Jog on you prick. I bet he's popular with the ladies with such a pleasant and cheery manner. egg, UltraWomble, theorganist and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I wish I was making this up: 'Is it still available' 'I can pick up in the morning' Yes, still available 'Is there anything wrong with it?' (Ignored that) '??' ? 'Anything wrong with car or all ok' Did you read the advert? 'Fuck off' Jog on you prick. I bet he's popular with the ladies with such a pleasant and cheery manner.This is just the gift that keeps on giving... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 Would this roffle for £3.50 per ticket or 3 for £10? If it helps* I found a can of Ford silver spray in the ST170 earlier and attempted to go over the primer covered bits of the Micra. The result was as good as you'd expect. Jerzy Woking, Talbot and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They_all_do_that_sir Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 This is just like when I sold the Mrs's qashqai. I felt like throwing my phone in the sea, and had decided all human beings are basically massive cunts. Thankfully someone actually came to the house, looked at it, made a reasonable offer and drove it home. A few that stick out: "I've to come from (far away) so you need to recognise that and knock £300 off to cover my flight and ferry" Erm no "what's your best price" Come have a look and make me an offer"OK will you take (half asking price)" Like I said come have a look and then we can talk"(slightly more) is the best I can do" Ignore "hi is it petrol?" Yes says so in the advert"oh I was looking a diesel" Fucktard Sent from my F3211 using Tapatalk Cavcraft, They_all_do_that_sir, Squire_Dawson and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CortinaDave Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 my old man paid 500 quid for a Y plater 1.0 micra 6 years ago, it was shit then, but its actually outlasted him. The paint is falling off it, it got advisories for "advanced corrosion on underside" on the last two MOTs. He died at the start of the year so its now sat in my drive. During the beast from the east it laughed in the face of the snow. I doubt its got any hope of another MOT and its now lapsed so really I should weigh it in, but its just so doggedly reliable I feel guilty. One of those cars you wish you could send to Khazakstan or somewhere cos theyd get another decade out of it no bother. For as much as theyre dull, these micras are as reliable as hell. jumpingjehovahs and leanycan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I’m trying to get my hands on a 1.4 if I could get my hands on one. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Would this roffle for £3.50 per ticket or 3 for £10? If it helps* I found a can of Ford silver spray in the ST170 earlier and attempted to go over the primer covered bits of the Micra. The result was as good as you'd expect.I’d definitely be interested in a roffle. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I would break my roffle ban for this bad boy. Ohdearme, Cavcraft and Tickman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 my old man paid 500 quid for a Y plater 1.0 micra 6 years ago, it was shit then, but its actually outlasted him.The paint is falling off it, it got advisories for "advanced corrosion on underside" on the last two MOTs. He died at the start of the year so its now sat in my drive. During the beast from the east it laughed in the face of the snow.I doubt its got any hope of another MOT and its now lapsed so really I should weigh it in, but its just so doggedly reliable I feel guilty. One of those cars you wish you could send to Khazakstan or somewhere cos theyd get another decade out of it no bother.For as much as theyre dull, these micras are as reliable as hell. Is it silver? I can’t work out why silver paint falls off Micras and Almeras but it does - I had a 2002 N16 Almera and the paint was flaking off in huge sheets down to bare metal. No rust. Seen a few like it since. oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I would break my roffle ban for this bad boy.I’ll put it down to the sun and cider but wifey was weirdly ok this afternoon when I floated the risk of a roffle landing a Pug 605 on the drive...’win what you want as long as it isn’t shit’ Beauty, eye, beholder, etc. 3 randoms for £10 please! jumpingjehovahs and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 Ohdearme 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 Ohdearme 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 Ohdearme 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollysmart Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Stick me down for 53, 4 and 9 please. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Three please Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandamonium Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I'll take one, as I'm desperate for a car, only not quite sure that desperate.... UltraWomble and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 Ohdearme 2 3 4 Jolly Smart 5 6 7 8 9 Jolly Smart 10 11 12 Jim Bell 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 Jim Bell 33 Ohdearme 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 Ohdearme 46 47 48 Jim Bell 49 50 51 52 53 Jolly Smart 54 55 56 57 58 59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simonsays Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I'll take 3 randoms please, its not as if it's on the other side of the country. Err... Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I'll take 3 randoms please, its not as if it's on the other side of the country. Err...At least its only the other side width ways. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 Ohdearme 2 3 4 Jolly Smart 5 6 7 8 9 Jolly Smart 10 11 12 Jim Bell 13 Pandamonium 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 Simon Says 23 Simon Says 24 25 Pandamonium 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 Jim Bell 33 Ohdearme 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 Ohdearme 46 47 48 Jim Bell 49 50 51 Simon Says 52 53 Jolly Smart 54 55 56 57 58 59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yes oui si Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Free plees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rave Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 8, 36, 44 please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 as dis got an injin in it m9? can pik up 2nite 4 100 if u give it a reespra 2day I'll have one ticket. Not because I want it, could do anything with it, or have any interest in it whatsoever. I'm just a Roffle addict. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 3 for me please and 3 for captain bucketeer as a late birthday present as long as you can put a bow on it for him when he wins. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I’ll take 21 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simonsays Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 At least its only the other side width ways.Coach to Liverpool and then hopfully a local bus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 I'll add numbers this evening when I'm home. Meanwhile if anyone knows what number/s they want, could they please copy/paste and put their names against required digits? I'm quite happy to do so later, but have a bit on at the moment, sorry. aldo135 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldo135 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 3 13 and 30 please! Edit seen 13 is taken, will have 7 instead, updated below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldo135 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 Ohdearme 2 3 Aldo135 4 Jolly Smart 5 6 7 Aldo135 8 Rave 9 Jolly Smart 10 11 12 Jim Bell 13 Pandamonium 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 yehitsryan 22 Simon Says 23 Simon Says 24 25 Pandamonium 26 27 28 29 30 Aldo135 31 32 Jim Bell 33 Ohdearme 34 35 36 Rave 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Rave 45 Ohdearme 46 47 48 Jim Bell 49 50 51 Simon Says 52 53 Jolly Smart 54 55 56 57 58 59 Cavcraft and Rave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Loads of these have dented rear quarter panels.. One of my friends had one in red , skidded off the road in the snow, some lads pushed it back and dented the quarter panel.. It stayed like it .. Now, I saw it in Tesco's one evening , and knew it was hers ,as the rear quarter was pushed in... so I parked next to it really close so she wouldn't be able to get in the drivers door , but she'd know it was me ,as she knows my T4 van ...Would be funny to see her reaction eh ? I nipped in Tesco's ,bought some fags , came out to watch , and .....fucking hell it's some old boys car ! Not hers at all !!! Squirm time .. oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CortinaDave Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Is it silver? I can’t work out why silver paint falls off Micras and Almeras but it does - I had a 2002 N16 Almera and the paint was flaking off in huge sheets down to bare metal. No rust. Seen a few like it since.Blue! funny its only the front wings affected but its near through to the primer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 Ohdearme2 Moog3 Aldo1354 Jolly Smart567 Aldo1358 Rave9 Jolly Smart1011 Moog12 Jim Bell13 Pandamonium141516 Yes Oui Sir1718192021 yehitsryan22 Simon Says23 Simon Says2425 Pandamonium26272829 Moog30 Aldo1353132 Jim Bell33 Ohdearme34 Yes Oui Sir3536 Rave3738 Bucketeer3940 Bucketeer41424344 Rave45 Ohdearme464748 Jim Bell4950 Talbot51 Simon Says52 Hyacinth Bucketeer53 Jolly Smart54555657 Yes Oui Sir5859 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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