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Mystery Picasso Roffle


Bucketeer

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As the Prince Of Our Hearts Peter Andre once famously sang

Wo-o-o-o-o-o-oh-oh mysteree roffle

I wanna get close to you

 

Now you too can get close to a mystery roffle.

I have ended up with a car. I want to not have that car. I want to make a loss on that car.

£4 per ticket for a competently running, stopping and turning vehicle with MOT 'til next year.

 

For £4 you could buy some eczema cream

 

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Or a gorgeous coloured Georgette cami which is the perfect choice for your nigh-out wear collection. Wear it with a pair of denim skinny jeans and court shoes to complete your look.

 

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Or half a cheap Guinea Pig. Maybe.

 

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OR you could have the chance to win a car.

 

Ideal for shopping.

 

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Fits in car parks. Just not this one.

 

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It could be here (it's not).

 

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It's easy to park. Just not here.

 

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It has an inside you can look out of. Just not this one.

 

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It'll get to any corner of these isles effortlessly. It's got a heart of gold.

Win it. Cherish it. Bridge it. Use it. Bury it. Live in it. Whatever.

Hell, worst comes to the worst, if you win it and don't want it I can bridge it and send you the money. But why would you want to kill a car you heartless bastard,

 

 

Anyway, the mystery starts here. Good luck.

 

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FULLY UP TO DATE LIST NOW ON PAGE NINE

 

1  Bucketeer (?)

2 Fat_Pirate

3  clayts450

4  Stanky

5  panhard65

6  spartacus

7  bramz7

8  Stanky

9  Cavcraft

10 Simonsays

11 Fat_Pirate

12 red5

13 The Moog

14 Dick Longbridge

15 The Moog

16 Stanky

17 Simonsays

18 sherpamog

19 sporty-shite

20 Talbot

21 petermcpete

22 dean36014

23 red5

24 83C

25 Talbot

26 spartacus

27 17-Coffees

28 gadgetgricey

29 blakey79

30 Jams

31 barmatt

32 Stanky

33 panhard65

34 Cavcraft

35 SRi05

36 barefoot

37 sporty-shite

38 Phil_lihp

39 The Moog

40 SRi05

41 dollywobbler

42 Simonsays

43 clayts450

44 Cavcraft

45 Cavcraft

46 wilsonwilson

47 beko1987

48 83C

49 Bucketeer(?)

50 njgleeds

51 chodweaver

52 dome

53 Cavcraft

54 barmatt

55Tam

56 njgleeds

57wilsonwilson

58 blakey79

59 dollywobbler

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I'm currently unemployed, with little in the way of prospects, convalescing from an operation which renders me physically useless for at least a month and being supported by my wife and her work as a driving instructor. I have five vehicles, of which two have an MOT but only one is usable. None of them will sell easily or turn a profit if they did.

 

Of course I'll have a random.

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I'll update the list shortly.

Yes, I'm in GU16 but can always help with delivery/collection/disposal.

No, it won't go on a classic policy.

 

Also it has a manual gearbox, but that's all you're getting out of me. Loose ships sink roffles or summat.

 

Also also, the winner will have the choice of discovering the cars identity immediately after the draw, or to drag out the suspense further in some masochistic fashion or other.

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I need another car like I need a hole in the head, but it's reasonably close to me, so I kina have to.

If I win this, it'll either get instantly re-roffled, or the Xantia will get instantly roffled.

 

2 randomz please. Lowish numbers if poss please.

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