Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Well. Keen and sharp members of the beige brotherhood will know that my heirloom Zafira has had a bit of crisis on an electrical nature. Until these issues can be properly investigated and hopefully resolved, I needed something to bomb about in. Has anyone heard of Ebay? Its on that superfast broadband internet that they have these days and its very addicting. Ill just have a quick loo... Ah right. Id better set off then. Sloth in a bowl, eddyramrod, nacho man and 22 others 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Ahhhh. The old WilsonWilson is back! The Moog, Junkman, purplebargeken and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Feel free to have a guess. And now onto the picture round! Our topic for this round is COLOUR. Your non-spinning picture clues are as follows. Fingers on buzzers. Coprolalia and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 £535? Gentrification is alive and well in W^2 land. BorniteIdentity, Jim Bell and HillmanImp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Its an unspeakably miserable day so I decided to con the Mrs into a shit old car collection by raising a facade of us doing a bit of the old womans shopping. Each shop stepped us closer to the car. While she was popping the end of a 50p hot dog in her mouth I dropped the B Bomb. "IVE BOUGHT A BROWN CAR DO YOU WANT SOME MUSTARD WE HAVE TO COLLECT IT IN AN HOUR." She stopped chewing. "Right. Well we'll have to go back to Tesco on the way home. Youre buying me ice cream." Deal. Lets get in on. BorniteIdentity, Laseraligningfoofooflanges, Junkman and 26 others 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Oh, you bloody winner (Yes, I've cheatored. In my defence it took me so long to cheator, that I started the process before you announced it was a guessing game) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drum Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Feel free to have a guess. And now onto the picture round!Our topic for this round is COLOUR. Your non-spinning picture clues are as follows. Fingers on buzzers. 129989.jpg3D57EC9200000578-4230672-image-m-69_1487347861474.jpgTrilby twat is a colour? Sloth in a bowl, The Moog, Datsuncog and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2018 We left Ikea at fucking rush hour and fought our way out of the Metrocentre in the newly repaired Focus. Took us an hour just to get out onto the A1, but after that it was only another hour to get up to Seaton Sluice. The whole journey should have taken half an hour. Was worth it though. sporty-shite, Isaac Hunt, mrbenn and 47 others 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Level 6 Tea/lap interface just occured there re brown car conversation. Edit: just as you posted the 5 series, now that is a lovely 'old money' sort of car. chaseracer, pompei and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 More important question, why get ice-cream at Tesco's when IKEA offer quality ice-cream that's sub quid? Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2018 Here weeeee haaaave an E39 BMW car in glorious Panama Brown with not at all contrasting tan coloured interior. Feast your eyeballs on my interior balls. inconsistant, mercedade, Aston Martin and 72 others 75 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 How on earth will you go back to a Zafira after this? 4 randoms when you do please. Junkman, mercrocker, aldo135 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Wot no ABS/TC/DSC warning lights? Sir really is doing well for himself. Junkman, Jim Bell and Magnificent Rustbucket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 More important question, why get ice-cream at Tesco's when IKEA offer quality ice-cream that's sub quid? Because she is a high maintenance trophy wife. In that, she preffers ice cream that costs upwards of 50p. oldcars, SiC, Junkman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Earrings Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I tell you what. WilsonWilson is my favourite member right now. He MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE by the way he is enamoured by collection of bargainous vehicles. GOD BLESSING YOU SIR Laseraligningfoofooflanges, tooSavvy, Slartibartfast and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 And back to Tescos we indeed did go. This car is a lavish and sumptious place to be. loserone, Aston Martin, Cavcraft and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Fuck me that's lush! 3 randoms please (if it survives) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 That's the brownest thing I've seen since Mrs Brown decided to take a chocolate Labrador to a muddy field with a stick. chaseracer, Datsuncog, Jim Bell and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 . oldcars, mercrocker, Conrad D. Conelrad and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 A E39 is a vehicle I'd really love to have. Also a James Bond E38 too. Especially before they all get to silly money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 26 mpg!!! Wow. Sudsprint and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 How on earth will you go back to a Zafira after this? 4 randoms when you do please.^^ I was just thinking this. It's not even done many miles either! This looks fabulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keymaster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Yeah, but what about the poo count? txe4, Christine, cobblers and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Quick vid for Dollywobber. And other wiper fetishists. The Moog, privatewire, egg and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 That interior is the brownest thing ever, well apart from the upsetting episode with the post curry drive home with nowhere to stop. Junkman, Jim Bell, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 The wipers look like they are dancing. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Holey shitola that is amazing. That's a really early one on an N reg too. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Today I drove a zafira for three hours, and tomorrow I drive it back three hours. And I wish I were in this instead. Brown has arrived, and I must clearly be a prick. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Quick interior vid. I really like the wood and tan. Junkman, Sudsprint, GrumpiusMaximus and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Oooof. It's a good job that interior is wipe clean. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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