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Greetings all.

 

After lurking here for a short while, frankly liking what I see and enjoying the various shite, the site has well and truly struck a chord with me. I'm a serial buyer of ropey sub £1k vehicles, don't have to but genuinely enjoy it.

 

I feel like I might (Just might) have found my 'spiritual' home here :shock:

 

I've been posting across the web on owner specific forums (Usually using either my JoeyEunos or RandomPrecion handles) for a while now, but from here-on-in I will pull my threads together and merge them here into one ghastly topic.

 

My current steeds...

 

Lupo 1.7 SDI

 

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and the work/story so far...http://forums.clublupo.co.uk/index.php?/topic/102863-joeyeunoss-sdi-beater/

 

Golf Mk4 SDI

 

 

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and the thread.... http://uk-mkivs.net/topic/597074-project-slow/

 

Early (1989) Mk1 Eunos (This one was recently sold)

 

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the thread...http://www.mx5nutz.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=213274

 

Other shite I've owned and moved on in the last year include this ropey Passat...

 

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and this legendary £300 Fiesta Finesse...

 

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Cars I'd like to own/actively looking for in the forthcoming weeks/months/years...

 

Rover 75 (Dizzler)

Peugeot 405 (XUD)

Mk1 Octavia (Estate/dizzler, pre pd or SDI)

Honda CRV (Gen1)

Volvo 240/850

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That's a nice little wanted list, welcome. I'm sure you'll have plenty of people urging you to take on a 75 or Volvo especially, they seem to change hands on here like currency. 405s are trickier since they're clearly all worth north of £3000 now.....

 

Lupo is a tidy little thing, what sort of performance do you get from the 1.7 SDI? My eldest is going to need a car soon and I've just remembered these exist.

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That's a nice little wanted list, welcome. I'm sure you'll have plenty of people urging you to take on a 75 or Volvo especially, they seem to change hands on here like currency. 405s are trickier since they're clearly all worth north of £3000 now.....

 

Lupo is a tidy little thing, what sort of performance do you get from the 1.7 SDI? My eldest is going to need a car soon and I've just remembered these exist.

 

75 or Volvo would be lovely, I noticed both seem to have a strong fan base here which is nice.

 

I spotted the 405 thread and I too am now aware that they are a bona fide classic, out of reach for the most part but it's still important to have dream right?

 

Thanks for the kind words RE the Lupo. It's quite possibly the cheapest car in the world to run. £30 a year to tax if you get one post 2001, pennies to insure, simple to maintain and dirt cheap to buy. 60+mpg round the doors is easily achievable and over 70mpg on a run is not unusual. Only real downsides are 'relaxed' (Read slow) acceleration and slightly weak gearboxes, problems that dog the whole SDI range TBH.

 

It's worth looking at Arosa SDI's too as they're basically the same thing.

 

 

Don't see a Carina II in your chod haul :(

 

.... glad you like it on here... It's why we're here :)

 

 

TS

 

Whilst I am something of a masochist and I do enjoy motoring at the bottom of the food chain I'm simply not prepared to sink to that level yet...

 

All that being said I've got many shite buying years left in me and it's always good to have something to work towards. Maybe I'll give them some thought once I've finally hit rock bottom.

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You've got my beard thoroughly twitching with the SDI VAG threads you've posted up.  A lot of it relevant to my old TDI...

 

HTH

 

 

Welcome Joey, with a current fleet and wish list like yours I am pretty certain you'll be at home here!

 

I like your Lupo too

 

Thank you.

 

 

Hey, good to have you along - always nice to see a lurker become a regular (yeah, I did that too). That's an impressive fleet you've got going there - and rather unexpectedly, it's the Lupo getting me in a lather...

 

Look forward to hearing more!

 

 

Hey, good to have you along - always nice to see a lurker become a regular (yeah, I did that too). That's an impressive fleet you've got going there - and rather unexpectedly, it's the Lupo getting me in a lather...

 

Look forward to hearing more!

 

 

Cheers. Yes, the Lupo is a lovely thing.

 

 

You'll fit in fine here mate, good list of choddage in your possession right now, and your want list is equally impressive.

 

Many thanks.

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75 or Volvo would be lovely, I noticed both seem to have a strong fan base here which is nice.

 

I spotted the 405 thread and I too am now aware that they are a bona fide classic, out of reach for the most part but it's still important to have dream right?

 

Thanks for the kind words RE the Lupo. It's quite possibly the cheapest car in the world to run. £30 a year to tax if you get one post 2001, pennies to insure, simple to maintain and dirt cheap to buy. 60+mpg round the doors is easily achievable and over 70mpg on a run is not unusual. Only real downsides are 'relaxed' (Read slow) acceleration and slightly weak gearboxes, problems that dog the whole SDI range TBH.

 

It's worth looking at Arosa SDI's too as they're basically the same thing.

 

 

I think despite 405s being the best car in the world and the only car anyone will ever need (copyright Junkman), the £3000 ones are still rare on the ground so it's worth keeping an eye out ;)

 

I reckon a Lupo with a duff box sounds a perfect first car, I'm just about capable of slinging a new box on one of those. And relaxed acceleration is perfect for an 18 year old getting bullied into driving to McDonalds by her mates every night! Might even stab some holes in various vacuum pipes to further cripple the speed.

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I reckon a Lupo with a duff box sounds a perfect first car, I'm just about capable of slinging a new box on one of those. And relaxed acceleration is perfect for an 18 year old getting bullied into driving to McDonalds by her mates every night! Might even stab some holes in various vacuum pipes to further cripple the speed.

 

LOL is a term that get's banded about far too often these days, I'm pretty jaded but that genuinely did raise a chuckle :)

 

 

I'd still recommend a decent 405 if you can find one. If you don't mind one that looks like varied shades of sucked smartie there's an estate for sale at the mo for £350.

 

 

 

Tell me more....

 

 

 

 

Is there a mileage the Lupo's tend to spit boxes?

 

Not really, it's all down to gearbox oil (Or lack-thereof) IMO.

 

They pretty much all leak through the selector shaft seal and that causes the issues. Replace the seal and keep the box topped up with the correct G50 gear oil and you stand a much better chance of avoiding 'box related woes.

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/405-turbo-diesel.-£350.00-ono/1293718702

 

Sorry, just realised I hadn't provided the link to this.

 

Thanks, miles away and not the NA derv model of my dreams but still very fetching.

 

 

A fine fleet Sir. Those Lupai (plural of lupo) have always intrigued me with that engine. What is real world economy like?

 

Thanks :)

 

60-70mpg is achievable without trying. I've had approaching 80mpg after a long run involving hyper-mileing techniques (Measured brim to brim).

 

Be warned, a Lupo SDI is the kind of car that will eventually turn you into someone who's proud to be driving in the slow lane of the A1 at 55 mph.

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A bit closer but not a NAD I'm afraid. Advertised as "old barge is finished in Never Gonna Sell It Dark Blue with sumptuous black leather upholstery". Not proper Autoshite as it will be fully loaded with toys except appears to be lacking electric seats. Not immediately evident but the rear sill has gone in the typical spot on one of these and has been fairly well omitted on photos and description.

 

https://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/peugeot/405/257044

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Today I have been mostly servicing VAG shite.

 

Starting with an oil change for the Golf...

 

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I tend to use the Pela 6000 for most changes these days, TBH it seems to get just as much if not more out than a traditional change, it seems able to get right to the bottom of the sump and also hoover out the filter housing.

 

Oil used is 'proper' Quantum Platinum 5W40 synth. The SDI's will happily run on 10W40 if needed but given the quantum PD rated stuff is just over £12.50 for 5l from TPS it's a false economy to use anything else. It's way over spec but for that price, why not?

 

Bags of room to work in the engine bay without any turbo related nonsense getting in the way...

 

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Air and fuel filters were done last spring on this one (Once every 2 years on these) so time to move on to the Lupo...

 

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Again, Pela 6000 and Quantum oil FTW :)

 

Lupo engine bay slightly more cramped than the Golf, probably the busuiest engine bay of the whole SDI range actually, but still plenty of room....

 

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Sexy new fuel filter fitted :-D  No lift pump so these need to be properly primed to work....

 

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And then air filter....

 

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People seem to have this idea that German folk don't have a sense of humour, they obviously haven't seen the location for the air filter on a Lupo SDI :?  Hint: You need a jack, stands and a selection of swivel bits and extensions to get to it. Not for the faint hearted.

 

After this the brakes/bushes/boots etc are given a look over then on to gearbox oil top offs.

 

Gearboxes are the weak point of the entire SDI range. They were all intended to run on VW's 'G50' oil but if you call VW they will direct you to G60 and tell you it's superseded the old stuff.

 

The problem is the newer oil is much thinner (Emissions related?) and not much use. The good news is that you can still get the correct stuff, I've found that if you ask for it by name they tend to look blankly at you or pretend it doesn't exist, but give them the part number they'll reluctantly order you some from the remaining stock in mainland Europe.

 

The amber nectar, coupled with the magic key for gearbox entry...

 

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Level plug for the Lupo, nice and easy to get to...

 

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The Lupo uses an 085 gearbox, a very old design mostly intended for non derv variants, keep the oil level right and the seals in good shape to avoid leaks and they're not as bad as people would have you believe.

 

And on to the Golf, access is even easier here...

 

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In similar fashion to the Lupo, the Golf uses a gearbox with ancient origins. The 02K box is pretty much identical to the old 020 gearboxes that VW have used since the seventies, only adapted to use a hydraulic clutch. Again this box is usually used in petrol variants, and they're not too bad but nowhere near as strong as the boxes bestowed on TDI models.

 

Last but not least is a bottle of injector cleaner (Snake oil?) straight into the tank for the Lupo on the basis of it being used for mostly tow work/short runs, seems wo work but who knows...

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The final, crucial step is to celebrate by quaffing a selection of fine ales, eating this imported sausage thing coupled with a selection of soft cheeses.

 

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I'm curious about priming the fuel filter.

 

I changed mine on my PD130 TDI two days ago and it started up after a few seconds of cranking.  Assuming the fuel pump just had to fill the filter again and it's all go.  Is it different between the SDI and TDI in this regard?  Looks like the same filter.

 

Also, what's the spec on the flexible fuel line to and from the filter?  Asking because mine could probably do with changing in due course, it's a little more worn than I'd like...

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Yes, if you have a PD engine the filter is the same but the lift pump in the tank that will fill up the filter when you crank the car (Lucky devil)

 

Not so with VE/SDI models unfortunately, funnels and diesel in a jerry can are required to prime.

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Yes, if you have a PD engine the filter is the same but the lift pump in the tank that will fill up the filter when you crank the car (Lucky devil)

 

Not so with VE/SDI models unfortunately, funnels and diesel in a jerry can are required to prime.

 

Aha!  That explains it.  I forgot to get a new jerry can (haven't one since I got my Golf) and realised after I'd changed the filter and given it my neighbour (who was doing his at the same time!) for disposal...

 

I like my PD130, it's a bit naughty but I'm always thrilled to see an SDI.  Your's will be running by the next Ice Age, I'm sure...

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It takes an ice age to get anywhere in one.

 

Actually that's slightly unfair, once they're 'on the boil' they're ok and they sit a modern motorway speeds without any dramas but dual carriageway slip roads pretty much always require full throttle and overtaking has to be planned long in advance :)

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It takes an ice age to get anywhere in one.

 

Actually that's slightly unfair, once they're 'on the boil' they're ok and they sit a modern motorway speeds without any dramas but dual carriageway slip roads pretty much always require full throttle and overtaking has to be planned long in advance :)

 

This thread reminds me that I've always wanted to try living on a canal boat...

 

My other half's Focus has a quoted 0-60 of 13.6 seconds.  I know how to live.

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*Drum roll* New member introduced to the fleet today in the form of a late 940 estate in 2.3 low pressure turbo flavour.

 

Obligatory/generic stately home type pics en route to Casa Eunos...

 

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Initial impressions were good, some judder under hard braking quickly subsided after a few miles had been covered and had completely resolved after the 30 mile trip home. The car holds temperature well and all seems gravy.

 

Barely run in...

 

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Loads of history, original owners manuals and 3 keys!

 

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The car has bills to show it's had a new exhaust, distributer, leads, all filters including fuel, drive belts, fluids and waterpump replaced within the last year or so. It also has the factory dog guard/luggage cover etc. Weirdly absolutely everything seems to work including all of the clocks. All in all good craic.

 

Bonus finds that came with the car include various Volvo porn...

 

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Assorted road manuscripts of yore...

 

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And a Haynes book of lies...

 

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Not so good bits include this sunroof 'repair'...

 

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Woeful drivers seat...

 

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And peeling door cards...

 

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Other than the above niggles the passenger footwell is very wet indeed  :?  Never mind. The aforementioned boggles helped whittle the price down by a fair wedge and the car is currently airing out under the carport until I have the chance to investigate...

 

On the whole I'm very pleased. Spent the day pottering around in it running errands and at this stage (Including driving the car home) I've covered about 80 miles or so.

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      1974 Morris Mini 1000 by Bornite Identity, on Flickr
      1974 Morris Mini 1000. GEL 517N. Well, I always wanted one - and was young, free, single and well off at the time (2003). A memorable trip to buy it when I called my new girlfriend by my ex girlfriend's name 20 miles into a 200 mile weekend away. She's never forgiven or forgotten but we're still friends. Oh - and married.

      1977 Ford Capri II GL by Bornite Identity, on Flickr
      1977 Ford Capri II 1600 GL. SMY 675R. I can't remember why I bought this, other than I thought it'd be amusing. It was bought from Norwich for £350 and was perfectly well behaved for the 8 months that I had it (other than a flasher unit expiring). I remember being shocked just how much the windscreen would ice up inside, and duly sold it in November to a guy who was going to drive it daily! It's still alive and now, apparently, black! (Update - it's now silver!!!)

      1989 Volvo 340 DL by Bornite Identity, on Flickr
      1989 Volvo 340 DL. G67 AVN. I bought this for £80. Unbelievable. It was utterly bloody perfect. I wanted to do a banger rally which is why the guy gave it to me so cheap. I'm still yet to do that rally, but no longer have the car. I sold it for about £300 to a family who were clearly down on their luck who, I hope, still have the car.

      1996 Toyota Granvia by Bornite Identity, on Flickr
      1996 Toyota Granvia. N775 JEV. My wife and I decided to increase our numbers further and, with our 4th son on the way, larger transport was required. We quickly realised you can either have 4 children and no apparel, or apparel and no children. After trying a very tired Mercedes Viano, the Granvia was found for 1/4 of the price and it's still here 2 years later. I can safely say that we'll never sell it - it really is another member of the family.

      1993 Mercedes 190e by Bornite Identity, on Flickr
      1993 Mercedes 190e. L795 COJ. I've admired these cars since I was a child. In fact, one of the very few toy cars I still have from my childhood is a Mercedes 190e. Regular readers of "Memoirs from the Hard Shoulder" will know what a PITA this car has been since day 1, but I get the feeling it's a keeper. We'll see!

      1983 Ford Sierra Base 1.6 by Bornite Identity, on Flickr
      1983 Ford Sierra Base. GVG 510Y. Not explicitly my car, but it should be documented here for reference. Oh - and the V5 is in my name. The story is online for all to read as to how five of us acquired what is believed to be the only remaining Ford Sierra Base. Make a brew and read it, it's a fantastic story.

      1982 Ford Sierra L by Bornite Identity, on Flickr
      1982 Ford Sierra L. LCR 503Y. I accidentally won this on ebay for £520. Upon reflection, I shouldn't have sold it - but short stop of saying I regret it. I could never get truly comfortable driving it and, in fairness, I could scratch my Sierra itch with the base if I wanted. Sold it at a stupid profit of £1250. It is believed to be the oldest remaining Ford Sierra in the UK.

      1979 Volvo 343 DL by Bornite Identity, on Flickr
      1979 Volvo 343 DL. DBY 466T As you'll see above, I'd had a 360GLT as a younger lad and fancied one of these earlier cars. The variomatic is, frankly, terrible but amusing. This car has just 8000 miles on the clock and inside was absolutely timewarp. Sadly, the huge bill for the Mercedes 190e cylinder head rebuild meant I had to sell this car shortly after acquiring it. Since then I've had a bit of money luck, and now realise I didn't need to sell it after all. Typical.

      I think that's it. My arthritis is playing up even more now. I've left out a few cars that were actually my wife's, but if I find pictures will add them in at a later date. I'll run this as an ongoing thread on cars and what's happening.

      Current SitRep:

      Purple Avensis: Just about to click over 185,000. Minor drama this week when an HT lead split but otherwise utterly fantastic, fantastically boring and boringly reliable.

      Granvia: Just done 1000 miles in a month around Norfolk, 6 up with suitcases. 31mpg achieved on the way up which is good for an old tub with a 3.0 Turbo Diesel on board. ODO displaying 175,000 which is a mix of miles and kilometers. Say 130,000 miles for argument's sake.

      Mercedes: Being a PITA. It's had the top end completely rebuilt after the chain came off. Now needs welding to pass another MOT and the gearbox bearings are on strike. It's about to go into the garage for winter until I can stomach it again. 151,000 miles on the clock.

      Sierra bASe: Still on sabbatical with AngryDicky who only took it bloody camping in cornwall! Legend.
    • By captain_70s
      Hullo,
       
      I'm a masochist from Leeds who is running two rusty, worn out Triumph Dolomites as my only transport in rural Aberdeenshire. You might recognise me from various other forums and Facebook groups. Realistically I need to buy a modern car of some sort, but instead I find myself looking at £300 Citroen BXs and Triumph Acclaims on Gumtree and thinking "yeah, that'd fit right in with the rest of the broken cars I can't afford".
       
      On to the cars, the main attraction being my 1976 1850HL "50 Shades of Yellow" that I bought for £850 and is currently my daily driver, here is a picture of it before I sanded off some surface rust and sprayed it badly in the wrong shade of yellow with rattle cans:
       

       
      Within a month of purchase I managed to plant it in to a steel fence backwards after a botched gear change on a wet roundabout and ruined the N/S rear wing, although judging by the other dent that's packed with filler it looks like somebody had already done the same. I also managed to destroy a halfshaft and one of my Sprint alloys (good for an extra 15hp) in the incident, so now it's sitting on it's original steelies but painted black (good for an extra 5hp).
       
      It's only broken down on me twice. once with some sort of fuel delivery related problem which may or may not have been an empty fuel tank and once when the thermostat jammed shut and it overheated and blew out some O-rings for the cooling system. It has recently developed a taste for coolant and oil which is rather annoying, although it's done 89,300 miles which is about 80,000 more miles than BL engineering is designed to last, I'm keeping my eye on eBay for replacement engines... 
      I tried to keep ahead of the rust a bit by rubbing down the arches and re-painting them, but apparently rattle can paint isn't great when you are spraying it at -5C, it also highlighted how although my car might have been Inca Yellow in 1976 it's now more of a "cat piss" sort of shade. So I ended up with the wrong shade of yellow which has rust coming back through after 5 weeks. Did I mention I'm incompetent?
       
      The other car is the first "classic" car I bought, so I can't bear to sell it. It's a '77 Dolomite 1300 and it cost £1400 (about £400 too much) and has been nothing but a pain in the arse:
       

       
      It looks much prettier (from 100 yards) but that's most due to the darker paintwork hiding the rust. It lives a mollycoddled life in my garage, where it somehow still manages to rust, and is utterly rubbish. 0-60 is measured on a calendar, top speed is 80ish but at that point it uses more oil than petrol, it rarely ventures over 50mph and if you encounter an incline of any sort you can kiss that sort of speed goodbye, along with about £20 of 20W50 as it vanishes out of the exhaust in the form of blue smoke.
       
      One of the PO's had clearly never heard of the term "oil change" so it developed into brown sludge that coated everything internally with the next owner(s) blissfully pouring fresh oil on top of it. This lasted until about 600 miles into my ownership when there was muffled "pop" from the engine bay and the car became a 3-cylinder. The cause was catastrophic wear to the top end causing a rocker arm to snap:
       

       
      As this was my first classic car I'd assumed it was supposed to sound like the engine was full of marbles, it wasn't.
       
      I put the engine back together with second hand bits declared it utterly fucked and promptly did another 5000 miles with it. After about 3500 of those miles the oil burning started, valve seals have gone so it's been relegated to my parent's garage as a backup car and something to take to local car shows as the 1850 is now embarrassingly ugly. I'm keeping my eye on eBay for replacement engines (deja vu, anybody?) Oh, I also recently reversed it into a parked Ford Fiesta and royally fucked up the rear bumper, rear panel and bootlid. Did I mention I'm incompetent?
       
      There have been two other cars in my life. My first car, a 2008 Toyota Yaris 1.0 an it's replacement a 2012 Corsa 1.4T. I didn't really want either of them, but it's a long story involving my parents and poor life choices. Ask if you want to hear it!
       
      So that's a brief summary of my current shite. If you want more pictures or details of anything do say as I've got photos of almost everything I'd done with the cars.
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