Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Have you ever clapped eyes on a woman (or a man) and just wanted them even though you knew that you were no good for each other? Well I havnt. But it happens with cars all the time. When I saw BourniteIdentity selling a green Merc with THOSE wheel trims, I was immediately smitten. Then immediately sad because I couldnt have it. You cant win them all - me dad used to say. He was sometimes right. The Moog, dome, Skizzer and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 God speed sir, God speed. I gave her a quick blast round the block last night just to make sure she'd start after sitting in the cold for over a week, I was overcome with emulsion. Junkman, oldcars, gadgetgricey and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Less of the HGF jokes plz Jim Bell, The Reverend Bluejeans and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 I woke up this morning.(Blues riff)Ready to rock. (Blues riff)Shocked awake by a hairy alarm clock! Im just a north travelin Autoshitter, with no car to call my own. Going to get one now though, and I aint not on my own. BLUES SOLO. cobblers, CGSB, Carlosfandango and 16 others 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 I hope the dog is coming along Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Okden. Lez doodis. Roffle car for roffle prize roffle collection? Roffleception. loserone, nacho man, BorniteIdentity and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 . In motion. Poop count : 0. Theres a long day yet though. Junkman, nacho man and Coprolalia 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Big station is big. Big train is big. Choo choo. Heading north at speed. Time for a Greggs. DeeJay, nacho man, CGSB and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatharris Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Godspeed, chod lover. Jealous as balls of you for this. Sent from my ONEPLUS A3003 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Nice day for it though. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Is Mercedes Ben the daughter of Uncle Ben? Junkman, Jim Bell and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Not sure about this lad mind. He was staring at my breakfast before there. Junkman and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Aproaching the wall. Hallooooooo Scatland! Coprolalia, Junkman and privatewire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 I hope the dog is coming alongNee way. Shes lazy as a french builder. Dick Longbridge and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Is Mercedes Ben the daughter of Uncle Ben?Possibilly. Kiltox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Wheeze well north of the wall w^2, some bugger put the wall a bit south of the border. Because borders folk are hard as well as Scots Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Is that a freshly shaved Pat Phelan on deh train m8? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Wheeze well north of the wall w^2, some bugger put the wall a bit south of the border. Because borders folk are hard as well as ScotsI must admit, it was before my time. Junkman and loserone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primeradoner Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 . In motion. Poop count : 0. I am confused. These statements contradict each other loserone, chaseracer and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 I am confused. These statements contradict each otherGive me 20 mins and Ill DO an update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Chod speed lads! Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 I iz excite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Update pending, i'd say. Stanky and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Update: someone knocked on the door and I couldnt go. privatewire, Tickman, Junkman and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primeradoner Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Update: someone knocked on the door and I couldnt go.Didnt think that you would have suffered from stage fright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Auld reekie achieved. Or Edinburgh anyway. I dont speak much of the lingo north of the wall/border. No sqwere sosijis spootid as yit. Smaller train is smaller. Now officially heading westways. Slightly delayed but the skys are blue, the air is crisp and Im full of home made chicken tikka pasty. Life is good. oldcars, privatewire, RobT and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 Didnt think that you would have suffered from stage frightOccasionaly. Also I think I ate too many eggs yesterday. Is six too many? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Top tip: Build up to your first poo with some smooth delightful farting. dome, RobT, HMC and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 As me and L1 have parted ways for the moment, Ill fill some traveling time reviewing some of the entertainment cubicles encountered thus far today. Thats right, its the return of ShitAdvisor . Situated in central Newcastle, the public conveniences at the end of platform 11 and well appointed but just enough off the beaten track that you may enjoy a greater degree of privacy when compared to the main and more popular facilities accross the bridge. There was provided toilet paper of a pleasant enough grade and weight, certainly suitable for its expected application today. The door lock functioned faultlessly but I must deduct points for the bitter cold. There is clearly too much gap between the door bottom and the floor, which allows stiff wind from the platforms to sweep up into the sitting space. The toilet was not clean. I am blameless in this regard as I consumed what must have been too many eggs yesterday and am bound firmly. Outcome: was worth a try. Presented but refused at the first hurdle. 3 out of 5 stars. nacho man, cort1977, gadgetgricey and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 . HMC, CGSB, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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