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On 29/05/2022 at 17:54, Heikin Matsuda said:

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At first glance, that looks like it says "mr" Sava which sounds like some dodgy foreign bloke or a mid-1980s small time shop chain.

On 02/06/2022 at 16:10, bunglebus said:

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I'm pretty sure there is a warehouse or "business park" near the M6 called "iLink". Yeah pal, you ain't 'linking' anything. 

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1 hour ago, Lord Sterling said:

At first glance, that looks like it says "mr" Sava which sounds like some dodgy foreign bloke or a mid-1980s small time shop chain.

I'm pretty sure there is a warehouse or "business park" near the M6 called "iLink". Yeah pal, you ain't 'linking' anything. 

If you look quickly it says “junk”, which probably wouldn’t trouble the trade description act.

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I rather like the sound of Toledo tyres, it reminds me of the 70s and 80s when Spain was considered a bit exotic and aspirational

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Rockblades on the other hand, the rubber of choice for the sort of bloke who is a bit of a maverick, is his own boss, likes unprotected sex (probably with himself) and prefers a tyre with attitude.

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Lastly  a twofer featuring Firemax and RoTalla. Need I say more? 

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4 hours ago, cobblers said:

I've probably posted this before in this thread - but a lot of the time, these insanely named Chinese death hoops aren't even that much cheaper than a branded tyre!

For my wifes car we could have had some "Luckyland Happy Galops" for £71 a corner, or Uniroyal Rainsport 5s for £74! 

I've often thought that.  Why would you bother when you're not even saving much?

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7 hours ago, Erebus said:

I've often thought that.  Why would you bother when you're not even saving much?

Don’t you know they’re an old Michelin design made in a factory that also makes decent tyres? Also I’m such a great driver I can anticipate anything , so a 50% longer stopping distance doesn't really concern me.

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On 7/29/2022 at 11:30 AM, bunglebus said:

Aren't they a) adjustable suspension for Minis or

2) the inflatable bed thingies you put in the sea?

Somewhere in the Pacific that may spontaneously erupt into panic, fire and general screaming at any time? (suitable description of operation of the tires also)

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