cort16 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Now then, now then. 10-15 grand though? http://www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auction-catalogues/dreweatts/catalogue-id-2864602/lot-14800651 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 You know i was just reading through the auction list for all his stuff and it's quite sad. There's a lot of cool stuff from a long career but nobody must have wanted it it. No kids, no family. Pretty sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 When Vauxhall release the SPAM I'll be off down the dealer to sign up. In special blue paint and smelling of sandwich meat...Lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 When Vauxhall release the SPAM I'll be off down the dealer to sign up. In special blue paint and smelling of sandwich meat...Lovely i cant wait for vauxhall to release the new ARAM, its basically the same as other Gm products but comes with a UN peacekeeper who will turn a blind eye while you mow down innocent protesters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 When Vauxhall release the SPAM I'll be off down the dealer to sign up. In special blue paint and smelling of sandwich meat...Lovely i cant wait for vauxhall to release the new ARAM, its basically the same as other Gm products but comes with a UN peacekeeper who will turn a blind eye while you mow down innocent protesters That's not true, they would send a strongly worded letter asking you to desist, or they'll impose sanctions in about 5 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Ah but the Saddam would have oil, therefore 'we' would decide GM have weapons of crass construction and were quite clearly bad ass dictators. Thus we would HAVE to invade Ellesmere Port and Luton and free up the oil. Whoops, sorry, not oil, I meant the poor downtrodden inhabitants. Yeah, defo not the oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Except all the missles the Americans fired in support of the Port's "liberation" would end up flattening Manchester. After the victory it would also usher in a civil war between extremists over whether they should use one touch indicators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Boris Johnson's "battlebus" used in the recent mayoral election has finally been seized by VOSA for being unroadworthy, plus it transpires that it wasn't LEZ compliant so his campaign was forking out hefty fines every day to drive it around. He loses, in a very minor and completely insignificant way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Except all the missles the Americans fired in support of the Port's "liberation" would end up flattening Manchester. After the victory it would also usher in a civil war between extremists over whether they should use one touch indicators And they wouldn't be short of militant extremists once the Vauxhall lads were freed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 ... it wasn't LEZ compliant .... I always imagine that to mean something totally different... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Spotted this on another forum, it made me lol.... To the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Mama, just killed a naanpoppadom against his head... Had lime pickles now he's dead.... Mama, dinner's just begunBut now I'm gonna throw it all away.Mama, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cryI think I'll pebble-dash the loo tomorrowCurry on, curry onCause nothing really Madras. Too late, my dinner's goneSends shivers down my spineRectum aching all the timeGoodbye onion bhaji, I've got to goGotta leave you all behind and use the loo.Naan, ooh, oohThis dopiaza is so mildI sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. guitar solo I see a little chicken tikka on the sideRogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mangoVindaloo does nicely Very very spicyMeat!Byriani (Byriani)Byriani (Byriani)Byriani and a naan(A vindaloo loo loo loo)I've eaten balti, somebody help meHe's eaten balti, get him to the lavatoryStand you well backCause the loo is quarantined... Here it comesThere it goesTechnicolor yawnI chunderNo!It's coming up again(There he goes)I chunder, it's coming back again(There he goes)Coming back again(up again)Here it comes again.(No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my kneesOn his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindalooIs about to wreck my gutsPoor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! guitar solo So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?Oh maybe, but you'll puke like a babyJust had to come outIt just had to come right out in here. guitar solo slow bit Korma or jalfrezibhaji, naan or saagNothing makes a differenceNothing makes a differenceTo meee.... (Always with a loo flush.... shshshsh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Sorry - thats about as funny as coming home from the shops to find a naked Jim Davidson banging one out into your cutlery drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Well, Bollox' reaction made me grin anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lufthansa-Terminal Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Removed as I have offended with a joke thats backfired. Sorry about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Happy to see the new owner of my Kadett is still looking after it, he took it to his first show today #Reminiscing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Good lad. He's got the 'correct' plates on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 ***REMOVED*** If I may use Bollox's reaction: Sorry - thats about as funny as coming home from the shops to find a naked Jim Davidson banging one out into your cutlery drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 ^^^^Have to agree with 'myself' there, thats about a Jim Davidson standard of joke as well. 0.04/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 ^^^^Have to agree with 'myself' there, thats about a Jim Davidson standard of joke as well. 0.04/10 at least jim davidson entertained the troops with his oldskool racism that joke wasnt even funny * * I am in no way, shape, or form, implying that jim 'punch the wife' davidson is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lufthansa-Terminal Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Removed sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... 093&page=1 read it quick before it dissappears HW shoots himself in the foot and the grovellers go all-out to arse lick shame qwerty deleted his account though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I still have an Autoshite one though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I still have an Autoshite one though! woo hooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 A5 - I get a bit miffed with your constant desire to point out how shit RR is, and the people who run it. No-one forces you to go there! I find there's not much to tempt me there, so I generally keep away from it. There's much more to life than spending time on forums you don't even seem to like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I thought the Bohemian Rhapsody thing was ok in a Barron Knights sort of way (one for our younger readership ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 A5 - I get a bit miffed with your constant desire to point out how shit RR is, and the people who run it. No-one forces you to go there! I find there's not much to tempt me there, so I generally keep away from it. There's much more to life than spending time on forums you don't even seem to like! i cant help it, its just so funny - not the hotwire makes a rash post - its the arselicking from the handmaidens that makes me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Meh, I quite enjoy reading people like agruing and having tantrums like kids on the internet, then storming out of a forum crying. Makes me LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I thought the Bohemian Rhapsody thing was ok in a Barron Knights sort of way (one for our younger readership )The Barron Knights were simply an ALDI Grumbleweeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 A5 - I get a bit miffed with your constant desire to point out how shit RR is, and the people who run it. No-one forces you to go there! I find there's not much to tempt me there, so I generally keep away from it. There's much more to life than spending time on forums you don't even seem to like! i cant help it, its just so funny - not the hotwire makes a rash post - its the arselicking from the handmaidens that makes me laugh So what did the first two posts say originally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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