Quintus Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 16 minutes ago, Wack said: I'm not sure if this is Thailand but it doesn't look very appetising , if I ever went there I'd need to bring a freezer full of ready meals 6d96f885b9a4ce754cac3e5e3df9aced.mp4 3.03 MB · 0 downloads I presume they always ask 'You want flies with that?' but you get them anyway regardless! DSdriver and Snake Charmer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 1. explosive liquid 2. internal combustion engine 3. motion you cant have one without the other two which one didnt materialise? verdict: TWAT (who needs to borrow stevie wonders glasses as they woulda made a better job of it) verdict: STILL A TWAT *runs off to whimper in a corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 1 hour ago, hairnet said: you cant have one without the other two Let's talk about that tomorrow 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Overhead a guy saying to a kid "that'll put lead in your pencil" Fucking hilarious. I thought it was just my mental lot that said that. AnnoyingPentium and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 That went down like a **** balloon then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Appleby Horse Fair. To stop the gyp, sorry “Travellers”, camping on the verges and turning them into a giant toilet , Cumbria County Council have put up fence posts at around 3m intervals all along the A 685 from Kirkby Stephen to Brough. Has anyone at the council realised they’ve just supplied them with free firewood at the tax payers expense? Matty and Remspoor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 2 hours ago, Metal Guru said: Appleby Horse Fair. To stop the gyp, sorry “Travellers”, camping on the verges and turning them into a giant toilet , Cumbria County Council have put up fence posts at around 3m intervals all along the A 685 from Kirkby Stephen to Brough. Has anyone at the council realised they’ve just supplied them with free firewood at the tax payers expense? In Middlewich they used to camp outside the ERF factory for months as the access road only went to ERF , when they fucked off the council put double yellow lines down which obviously they ignored ( traffic warden, you can fuck right off) Then once they'd fucked off again they put concrete storm drain sections down to stop them parking on the verge so obviously they just parked on the road making access to the factory difficult for the trucks, I went there one evening about 5pm and the concrete storm drains were square and just about the right height for a dinner table. Then one time I went and 2 caravans were wrecked , full of pick axe holes, I doubt that was the council though. myglaren and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Helpful advice from the Finnish government. Banger Kenny, Dyslexic Viking, Noel Tidybeard and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurious Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 4 minutes ago, myglaren said: Helpful advice from the Finnish government. Valtra power 💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 After 5 months fucking about I've managed to flog my transhit on Tuesday. Got a not unreasonable £11250. I owed £5k finance so it still but a few quid in my bank. I'm very happy to see the back of the cunt and I feel sorry for the poor fucker that will eventually end up with it. Ford? Never ever fucking again. Spurious, RoverFolkUs, AnnoyingPentium and 9 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 dome, myglaren, AnnoyingPentium and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Shatner, with his finest Ronnie Pickering impression: Remspoor, AnnoyingPentium, paulplom and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 lol at the crickut @STUNO they get in new gadge for hengland who just happens to be ex kiwi playing staff LOL that the first game he will be involved in they play new zealand well it made me larf @Parky - do you have to yay for nz or get deported? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 3 hours ago, PhilA said: Shatner, with his finest Ronnie Pickering impression: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! PhilA and RoverFolkUs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! Yer Mr "bloody" trekkie. Am I right Jim? AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 When you go to a meditiation class and pretend to be asleep because you dont want to drop your guts in front of the class..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 ....you should have had a crap first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 108, chodweaver, Crackers and 6 others 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On Reddit there is some silly bollocks who bought a 2007 Yaris two months ago off FB marketplace, and now the engine has shat itself. They're very upset because their car insurance company won't fix it, and they have also called the bank (they paid by bank transfer) and they aren't going to do them a refund either. 808 Estate, JMotor, Matty and 15 others 3 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 myglaren, Remspoor, 808 Estate and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 20 hours ago, hairnet said: lol at the crickut @STUNO they get in new gadge for hengland who just happens to be ex kiwi playing staff LOL that the first game he will be involved in they play new zealand well it made me larf @Parky - do you have to yay for nz or get deported? It'll be perfectly in keeping with our current test captain (also a kiwi by birth) and our outgoing white ball captain who is from the quaint old English town of Dublin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5speedracer Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 4/28/2022 at 8:44 PM, Stanky said: They wheel him in for 'credibility' on Ancient Aliens sometimes. A fascinating documentary series that definitely* never* comes to anything other than absolutely logical and indesputible conclusions. Well worth a watch if you want to pass some time. It basically follows this formula: Question > possible answer > possible evidence > MASSIVE LEAP OF LOGIC > Aliens Supported by a load of total crackpots who have never ever had sex. I quite like it. I presume you've read Chariots of the Gods by Erich von Daniken then? We had it in the house when I was a kid, strange really as my dad never seemed anything but pragmatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Jim Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Bangor Council going for the haunting historical facts method of tourism promotion. Remspoor, chodweaver, AnnoyingPentium and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 I'm just amazed that they can be so specific that it happened on that paving slab Snake Charmer, Datsuncog, Sunny Jim and 10 others 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 6 hours ago, cobblers said: On Reddit there is some silly bollocks who bought a 2007 Yaris two months ago off FB marketplace, and now the engine has shat itself. They're very upset because their car insurance company won't fix it, and they have also called the bank (they paid by bank transfer) and they aren't going to do them a refund either. The sad thing is this is how many people think the world works , its always somebody else's fault myglaren and Remspoor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 40 minutes ago, Wack said: The sad thing is this is how many people think the world works , its always somebody else's fault Also they are on benefits and had to save money for ages to buy it and they really need the car to get to their depressed partners auntie's funeral "it will help him grieve*. They had a mechanic friend check the car out before they bought it and he said it seemed OK, now they're wondering if he is liable as well. Just a professional victim. twosmoke300, RoverFolkUs, paulplom and 4 others 1 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Where was it advertized? Could be a claim there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artdjones Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 1 hour ago, anonymous user said: I'm just amazed that they can be so specific that it happened on that paving slab It's the most exciting thing that ever happened there. Remspoor and myglaren 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 1 hour ago, cobblers said: Also they are on benefits and had to save money for ages to buy it and they really need the car to get to their depressed partners auntie's funeral "it will help him grieve*. They had a mechanic friend check the car out before they bought it and he said it seemed OK, now they're wondering if he is liable as well. Just a professional victim. I'd be suing the Emperor of Japan, me. The bastard. myglaren and garethj 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 9 minutes ago, Sheefag said: I'd be suing the Emperor of Japan, me. by the sounds of it, they don't even expect to have to sue anyone - they're just quite sure that because "they didn't buy a cheap banger" (it was £700) that someone else is on the hook and happy to cough up to refund them or repair the car. EDIT: Now they are suggesting the garage that MOTd it in September could have missed something or done a dodgy test. Sheefag, Datsuncog, Fumbler and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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