dome Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Awkwardly opening bonnets together. I woke the Jag from its winter slumber with a jump to check it. All's well and the battery is off it and in the lockup on charge. cort16, Dyslexic Viking, anonymous user and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 3 hours ago, dome said: Awkwardly opening bonnets together. I woke the Jag from its winter slumber with a jump to check it. All's well and the battery is off it and in the lockup on charge. I didn't know those Kangoo bonnets opened that way. dome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: I didn't know those Kangoo bonnets opened that way. No neither did my mate when he borrowed mine years ago, nor did the police spot check who stopped him. I had a note to get the bonnet fixed, there was nothing wrong with it. paulplom, myglaren, dome and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dome Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 18 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: I didn't know those Kangoo bonnets opened that way. It hasn't affected working on it too much, even doing an F4R timing belt wasn't too bad. Changing the radiator might be a different thing though! AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said: I didn't know those Kangoo bonnets opened that way. 1 hour ago, anonymous user said: No neither did my mate when he borrowed mine years ago, nor did the police spot check who stopped him. I had a note to get the bonnet fixed, there was nothing wrong with it. Reminds me of an amusing incident at the first Shitefest involving a Hyundai Pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Honk if you're horny privatewire, Fumbler, AnnoyingPentium and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 My MX5 passed its MOT yesterday 😁 Wack, AnnoyingPentium, dome and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 An MX5 passing an MOT is always cause for celebration. twosmoke300, Tenmil Socket, AnnoyingPentium and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 On 1/11/2022 at 11:07 PM, Wack said: Grin , this has bought a tear to an eye that rarely sheds tears , it must've been so uplifting to be there when it happened 0e14760dfeb07ba1e8bd81c8a919b86b.mp4 13.14 MB · 0 downloads I feel for the harpist, "Whoa. whoa hang on for me will you this thing is fucking huge " Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 The knowledge that I don't have to travel up to Glasgow for university tomorrow is a very nice feeling indeed. Remspoor and privatewire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Boris: "I didn't realize I was at a party" boris.mp4 richardmorris, JeeExEll and wuvvum 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 The slow walk to the boss's office while you think of an excuse 35c7e55df24d5b6fac2a21c942fca625.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 This could easily have been a work email 🤣 "Dear Technicians: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a fucking bitch. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? Number 4 TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way. Number 5 TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! Number 6 TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. Number 7 TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. Number 8 TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? Number 9 TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work. Number 10 TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner? Number 11 TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues... INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass. Number 12 TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die. Number 13 TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass. Number 14 TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary. Number 15 TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. Number 16 TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This fucking job sucks. Number 17 TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck died and made you boss? Number 18 TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a prick." richardmorris, LightBulbFun, AnnoyingPentium and 8 others 4 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyland Worldmaster Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I didn't* laugh. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 6 hours ago, Leyland Worldmaster said: I didn't* laugh. I once came back to a jaguar XK8 with a car touching the back bumper like that I was parked in a narrow side street near a corner , a car stopped behind me touching the bumper with the back of his car right on the corner I thought cheeky cunt Then a bloke came out if a house and said he did that and pointed to an Asda van unloading down the street I went to the back of this car and he'd hit the corner of it that hard he'd shoved it into mine , caved it all in , bumper hanging off , light broken I walked down to ask about it , lad about 21-22 , I could tell he had no idea he'd hit it , the irony was I'd applied for a job with Asda a few weeks previously , 30 years experience of driving vans and I didn't even get an interview 🤣 myglaren and Leyland Worldmaster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 For all our IT techs https://dilbert.com/strip/2022-01-14 CaptainBoom, AnnoyingPentium, Ghosty and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 dome, adw1977, wuvvum and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 catsinthewelder, wuvvum and Spurious 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 That time of year again,which it breezed through obviously....'cos Bulgaria Not impressed with the new shiney EcoSticker that have been introduced. Its been slapped onto the windscreen and is Mostly hidden behind the rear view mirror. Mostly... Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainagain Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Did a double take when I saw this on the A-Team last night. I didn’t even know they sold them in the US, I love what he’s done to it, I’m sure the Doctor would approve Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 You can't deny these rallying types have a good sense of humour. Fumbler, balford, AnnoyingPentium and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Arnside . Railway , pier and a haggis roll.. And then the drivers window dropped on the way home .. AnnoyingPentium and richardmorris 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 6 hours ago, rainagain said: Did a double take when I saw this on the A-Team last night. I didn’t even know they sold them in the US, I love what he’s done to it, I’m sure the Doctor would approve They did without the armour, but were not that successful. rainagain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 5 hours ago, MikeR said: Arnside . Railway , pier and a haggis roll.. And then the drivers window dropped on the way home .. There was a very nice cafe there last time we went. MikeR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 catsinthewelder, Austat, Remspoor and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 29 minutes ago, richardmorris said: There was a very nice cafe there last time we went. I think that's the one , they do all sorts of pies ,even to order ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 2 minutes ago, MikeR said: I think that's the one , they do all sorts of pies ,even to order ! Yes, all cooked to order. Was very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Tenmil Socket, AnnoyingPentium, Coprolalia and 9 others 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Out Run said: Out Run 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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