Agila Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Just smelled my old best mate from the mid 90's. Ok that needs further explanation, just out of shower, reached for a lynx can, it's only retro java I think I got for Christmas. My old mate Dave used to wear that back in the day. Still smells shit though, it's no Africa š¤£ AnnoyingPentium and warch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Let's just say my wife and I had a cooped up for too long domestic earlier this eveningĀ This just popped up on Facebook , what do they know that I don'tĀ anonymous user, Banger Kenny and Remspoor 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just been talking to a guy that owns a body shopĀ One of his customers had an new RS6 , he'd been for PPE and paint correction but he was obsessed with it ,Ā decided he wanted an interim oil service so bough the correct oil and took it to one of the high st tyre service placesĀ They did the oil change , took it off the ramp , gave it back , he got about a mile and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so he took it back , they got a guy in to scan it and it came up with a gearbox faultĀ What numbnuts had done was removed the sump plug , drained the oil , refilled it and given it back , only he'd drained the gearbox oil and filled the engine up so it had double the oil in itĀ There's a moral to this story but I'm sure you can work it out Coprolalia, AnnoyingPentium, catsinthewelder and 4 others 1 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 You don't get thicker than a Kwik fit fitter ... myglaren, warch, Coprolalia and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 32 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said: You don't get thicker than a Kwik fit fitter ... That's quite a tongue twister there.Ā š Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 18 hours ago, Agila said: Just smelled my old best mate from the mid 90's. Ok that needs further explanation, just out of shower, reached for a lynx can, it's only retro java I think I got for Christmas. My old mate Dave used to wear that back in the day. Still smells shit though, it's no Africa š¤£ I can still remember the lovely smell of Lynx Oriental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Today I shall be mainly eating Oliebolle with a few Appelflappe. The wife makes some mean ones. I am a fat git with a sweet tooth who will never say no to them! Just will not be on the streets of Rotterdam. https://www.rotterdamcentrum.nl/en/news/delicious-oliebollen-rotterdam puddlethumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 10 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said: I can still remember the lovely smell of Lynx Oriental. Yeah. I used to useĀ that. Back in the day you couldn't beat the success rate with Fahrenheit or Kouros. Moved onto joop original late nineties. One squirt would make your house stink for a week. No idea what the hell was in that. I had an amazing night with Miss Doncaster(yes that was such a thing)Ā thanks to joop once. Worth every penny it cost in Boots š Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 All of those smelt like teargas then and still do; why do people perpetrate such nasal atrocities upon everyone? myglaren and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Wack said: Just been talking to a guy that owns a body shopĀ One of his customers had an new RS6 , he'd been for PPE and paint correction but he was obsessed with it ,Ā decided he wanted an interim oil service so bough the correct oil and took it to one of the high st tyre service placesĀ They did the oil change , took it off the ramp , gave it back , he got about a mile and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so he took it back , they got a guy in to scan it and it came up with a gearbox faultĀ What numbnuts had done was removed the sump plug , drained the oil , refilled it and given it back , only he'd drained the gearbox oil and filled the engine up so it had double the oil in itĀ There's a moral to this story but I'm sure you can work it out Not the first time that kind of thing has happened. https://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/681930-Just-another-reason-not-to-take-your-S4-to-an-instant-oil-change-shop Wack, Tenmil Socket and myglaren 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 some years back i was watching a guy working on a very nice jag while i was having tyres fitted. i presume the jag was needing a ball joint or track rod end as the guy had the oxy acetylene torch out and was belting seven bells out of something.Ā then it went very quiet.Ā then the shouting started.Ā then the customer saw the massive gouge in his wing from a misjudged swing of the lump hammer. not sure how it ended as my tyres were done and i nicked off sharpish before things got too heated Ā myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurious Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 What a pleasant way to end the year. Little jaunt up Black hill. Windy. But seen the sun set on the year is worth it. The Dark Peaks living up to their name.. Ā Joey spud, privatewire, dome and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 2022 biking season begins ! Trail riding in wales booked for March and Castle Coombe track day in April š Wack, robinmasters and Out Run 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 20 hours ago, Wack said: Let's just say my wife and I had a cooped up for too long domestic earlier this eveningĀ This just popped up on Facebook , what do they know that I don'tĀ I get those fairly often. As even I don't like me, I think it's extremely unlikely to work. Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 hours ago, gm said: some years back i was watching a guy working on a very nice jag while i was having tyres fitted. i presume the jag was needing a ball joint or track rod end as the guy had the oxy acetylene torch out and was belting seven bells out of something.Ā then it went very quiet.Ā then the shouting started.Ā then the customer saw the massive gouge in his wing from a misjudged swing of the lump hammer. not sure how it ended as my tyres were done and i nicked off sharpish before things got too heated Ā I once misjudged the width of the pit when driving over it to get my exhaust changed , a mate worked there , I think I'd have been about 18 , drove over it without anyone watching me , because 18 , next second in itĀ It was only an old Cortina , put a dent in the sill that went with the other dentsĀ The same guy a few weeks after drove a reliant robin over the pit instead of reversing it , that didn't go as wellĀ myglaren and Tenmil Socket 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 15 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: All of those smelt like teargas then and still do; why do people perpetrate such nasal atrocities upon everyone? Better than smelling like a tramp or fishmonger. Jenson Velcro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Stanky, richardmorris, Remspoor and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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robinmasters Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 14 hours ago, Remspoor said: Better than smelling like a tramp or fishmonger. It really isn't.Ā Ā myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 When your flatulence smells so funky that it makes the people around you angry.... chodweaver and privatewire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 I have a Saab with a working clutch. This may or may not last, but it got me home. Possibly still a bit of air in it, I'm not sure I've never had a Saab with a new clutch before. Would I do the jobĀ Ā again? Well if you gave me a car, and a new clutch possibly, but then again probably not. Dyslexic Viking, Coprolalia, The Moog and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 14 hours ago, Bren said: When your flatulence smells so funky that it makes the people around you angry.... That's the position I'm in at the moment , eaten something that's disagreed with me , smelliest farts I've even known , they're even offending meĀ iainrcz and twosmoke300 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 15 hours ago, robinmasters said: It really isn't.Ā Ā In the 80s I knew a guy who was a fishmonger , he said the smell was in his pores , couldn't get rid of it , when he went out to pubs & nightclubs he said he could see people sniffing the airĀ Can you smell fishĀ twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Volume up. Ā IMG_1533.MOV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 10 hours ago, Wack said: In the 80s I knew a guy who was a fishmonger , he said the smell was in his pores , couldn't get rid of it , when he went out to pubs & nightclubs he said he could see people sniffing the airĀ That's Lynx for you.Ā myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 On 1/1/2022 at 11:13 PM, Bren said: When your flatulence smells so funky that it makes the people around you angry.... A very good mate of mine has that problem, he also noticed that certain foods significantly affect his movements.Ā He's type one diabetic and never thought much of it - I pointed out to him that he probably has IBS...Ā Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I'll happily clean fish, the worst for me is the smell that comes out of you after you've dressed any amount of game birds. Pheasant, partidge, even well matureĀ turkeys. The smell gets through your skin and into your system, after thatĀ every fart stinks of rotting bird guts.Ā I avoid it at all costs these days. Ā mitsisigma01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Back when I was young and had a job that got me unlimited use and free diesel for a brand new rental Bedford Astramax , when I wasn't traveling round Englands slaughterhouses collecting blood straight from the animals throats and getting van loads of cheap fresh meat, when we were quiet we used to skin and joint up Venison carcasses . We also used to do well hung pheasants and pigeons....after a day of machine plucking hundreds of birds it didn't matter how much you showered , even with Lynx type products, I could empty a busy pub on music gig nights with just one tiny little fart , they were horrendous almost vomit inducing . š¤®š¤®š¤® But hey ho ,I put up with it for the Astramax and on other occasions a Bedford Bravo pick up or a Peugeot 505 at 19 years oldĀ Rab, beko1987, barmatt and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I was a trimmer at the abattoir that handled Jamie Oliver's 28 day hung beef for Sainsburys back in the day. Instead of our usual 5-6 hour shift ( job and jack), we would run for 2 12 hour shifts to get it all through the lines in 1 go Guys who had been there for years were retching,If anyone thought they were actually going to puke had to run to a designated area Once done the whole building had it's regular deep clean and hygiene 8hr shift, but was repeated another 2 times myglaren, beko1987 and Rab 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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