Wack 11743 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I just ignored her hoping she'd shut up which thankfully she did camryv6 and myglaren 2 Link to post Share on other sites
warch 810 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Last time I went to the ‘Dam was with a group of mates, one of whom was desperate to shag a prostitute. Not sure why, must’ve been a bucket list thing or something. Despite being outwardly confident about the whole idea he ended up prevaricating so much that he ended being taken down to the red light district by another mate’s girlfriend so she could do all the ‘setting up’ for him and so she could make sure he got a nice girl to go with. DSdriver, mk2_craig, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
beko1987 19486 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 1 minute ago, warch said: Last time I went to the ‘Dam was with a group of mates, one of whom was desperate to shag a prostitute. Not sure why, must’ve been a bucket list thing or something. Despite being outwardly confident about the whole idea he ended up prevaricating so much that he ended being taken down to the red light district by another mate’s girlfriend so she could do all the ‘setting up’ for him and so she could make sure he got a nice girl to go with. They use so much lube I doubt he'd notice either way. So I've heard... warch and Amishtat 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
eddyramrod 17358 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 The Yorkshire Tea ad with Sean Bean has just been on. "Do it for Yorkshire!" :) warch 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Aston Martin 8540 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance. somewhatfoolish, Coprolalia, richardmorris and 3 others 3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
beko1987 19486 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 35 minutes ago, Aston Martin said: Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance. warch, Mr Laurence, Stanky and 4 others 7 Link to post Share on other sites
DSdriver 3603 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 43 minutes ago, Aston Martin said: Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance. Turn your posh Citroen into a mobile portaloo Remspoor and Shite Ron 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
somewhatfoolish 7489 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Holy good gravy, a demountable camper modelled on the remora fish. Skizzer and warch 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Stanky 9547 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I'm done in, I've spent a goodly portion of yesterday and today painting the fences in the garden and I'm exhausted! I've done about 40m of 6' high fence panels in Ronseal 'one-coat*' stain. They look good though, and doing it now means I could get in behind all the shrubs in the border on one side while the leaves have fallen off. I just have 2 smaller panels to do on one side that I can't get at until the new grass I put down as seed has grown a bit more, and its less boggy, plus the far end which I think is three more 4' x 6' panels but I need another tub of stain for that. I'm pretty pleased with how it looks, and I'm also very pleased that of the three fences that hem in my garden, I'm only responsible for one of them. And its the most recent and most stable by quite a long way! puddlethumper, rainagain, chodweaver and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
hairnet 11731 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 4 hours ago, Aston Martin said: Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance. humped by a whale......... wuvvum 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Noel Tidybeard 5110 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 20 hours ago, eddyramrod said: The Yorkshire Tea ad with Sean Bean has just been on. "Do it for Yorkshire!" shame they've cut the "tea break" bit off though somewhatfoolish 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hairnet 11731 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 ❤️ rainagain, louiepj, Joey spud and 2 others 5 Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 3426 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 When you don't quite catch the writing on a product and go "what !" chodweaver and OM646 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Wack 11743 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 af3a8cef405b3c3c5d4076507b4b4f08.mp4 Craig the Princess, rainagain and goosey 3 Link to post Share on other sites
myglaren 4239 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 catsinthewelder, warch, Vantman and 15 others 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites
Parky 15262 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 In an age of political upheaval, global instability, pandemics and conspiracies, there is a person in New Zealand who cuts through the confusion and reports on what really matters Keith Fishingham, 22 from somewhere cold said he had “been on a massive sesh with some Walruses” and last remembered climbing into a Taxi outside an Ice Bar. He said he had enjoyed the Park “especially the roundabout” but eventually a Policeman with a Pork and Apple with Sage had proved too tempting. ”Normally I’m more into Fish but variety, spice of life and all that” Keith was last seen heading home. When asked whether he knew the way, he said “Its OK mate, there’s some Japanese whaling ships nearby, I will check with them. Cheers yeah” Lovely tale all round. HarmonicCheeseburger, puddlethumper, Skizzer and 4 others 5 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Rovorsche 2336 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Got a Horn problem ? Read on.... After next to no reasearch I settled on the idea of a Stebel Nautilus twin tone 12v thing, integrated air compressor and dual horns. Supposed to be 139db of loud. I had a Stebel musical air horn years ago, played a "Cavalry Charge" tune, if you just blipped it a few times it could possibly be mistaken for a French Police vehicle if you happened to be driving through France in a Banger Rally vehicle. Amazon price £41 delivered by 9th February mx5parts £34.48, could be here tomorrow https://www.mx5parts.co.uk/stebel-nautilus-electropneumatic-horn-p-3369.html 1 x 12V Stebel Nautilus Electropneumatic Horn, Red (Si6778) = £29.54 ------------------------------------------------------ Total Goods: £29.54 (Delivery Charge): £4.94 Total includes UK VAT of: £5.74 Total: £34.48 So if your horn is lacking, a bit of MX5 enhancement might help. It made me happy because a UK company has what I want on the shelf and getting it in my hands does NOT put money in the genuinely massive pockets of Jeff Bezos. Buy your Italian stuff from a company supporting Japanese cars, its the way forward ! Wack, puddlethumper, artdjones and 4 others 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Morose 8949 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I’m sure it’s safe to post here as nobody from my extended family would ever frequent such a forum focused on vehicular nonsense. I watched a programme on BBC iplayer yesterday. Nothing unusual with that, I know, but it was narrated from start to finish by my niece. I know I have played no part in the tireless effort and tenacity on her part in achieving what she has achieved so far and I know that she will grow much, much further. Still, makes me feel a bit proud of her. Rovorsche, BeEP, nomiST and 16 others 19 Link to post Share on other sites
hairnet 11731 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, Inspector Morose said: I’m sure it’s safe to post here as nobody from my extended family would ever frequent such a forum focused on vehicular nonsense. I watched a programme on BBC iplayer yesterday. Nothing unusual with that, I know, but it was narrated from start to finish by my niece. I know I have played no part in the tireless effort and tenacity on her part in achieving what she has achieved so far and I know that she will grow much, much further. Still, makes me feel a bit proud of her. is she david attenborough or martin jarvis anything interesting? Link to post Share on other sites
Inspector Morose 8949 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I don't know, someone might find it interesting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000rtf3/our-world-new-orleans-the-year-the-music-stopped Link to post Share on other sites
warch 810 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Had an unusual car accident this morning, hit a snowman. I was assuming snowmen would be soft and fluffy, this was like hitting a boulder. Link to post Share on other sites
beko1987 19486 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 33 minutes ago, warch said: Had an unusual car accident this morning, hit a snowman. I was assuming snowmen would be soft and fluffy, this was like hitting a boulder. Its what would stop me driving into a snowman unless I'd made it myself first or poked it with a stick to be sure... Same reason I tell the kids to shut up when the want me to 'splash the puddles' which entails hitting the shitty fucked up verge of wherever B road we are driving at b road speeds with my nice airtight tyre and non knocking suspension... No thanks kids, be quiet! warch 1 Link to post Share on other sites
High Jetter 1453 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 36 minutes ago, warch said: Had an unusual car accident this morning, hit a snowman. I was assuming snowmen would be soft and fluffy, this was like hitting a boulder. Was it walking, driving, or were you on a neighbours front lawn? Rovorsche 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinsMom 16225 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 On 1/21/2021 at 7:27 PM, MarvinsMom said: tomorrow i am going to throw my notice in at work. i've been in the shit-can job for 10 weeks and i really fuckin' hate it, plus i really suck at it too! today it took me the better part of two hours to drive to the office, and got snide remarks for my apparent tardy-ness when i arrived. see all that rain we had last night? well north of Whitby, and above Sleight's, that rain was snow.... and i've got no choice but to drive that way. to get there! the others in the office drive something like 8 miles to get there, i'm doing the better part of 60, each way. all i'm doing with my time is sitting in the car and spending what ever i earn on diesel. so fuck it, if i don't jump ship i'll only get pushed, plus each time i get in that road i feel i'm taking my life in my own hands. no job is worth the heartburn, sleepless nights and general malaise that it is causing me. today i have done the deed. after fretting all weekend about it, and i mean fretting about it too, sleepless nights, screwed up tum, palpitations, heart burn and no appetite, the whole long list of symptoms of "stress" i have handed the notice over. ok, so i originally wrote it on Thursday, and this morning i rewrote it cos it was, well, "terse" to say the least, but today its gone and been handed over. i finish on Friday. and after that, well lets just say that it has lifted a weight off my shoulders. to compound everything, i have actually had an ok working day today to. odd, eh? Wack, Amishtat, clayts450 and 7 others 10 Link to post Share on other sites
Remspoor 4026 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 5 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said: today i have done the deed. after fretting all weekend about it, and i mean fretting about it too, sleepless nights, screwed up tum, palpitations, heart burn and no appetite, the whole long list of symptoms of "stress" i have handed the notice over. ok, so i originally wrote it on Thursday, and this morning i rewrote it cos it was, well, "terse" to say the least, but today its gone and been handed over. i finish on Friday. and after that, well lets just say that it has lifted a weight off my shoulders. to compound everything, i have actually had an ok working day today to. odd, eh? 3 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said: today i have done the deed. after fretting all weekend about it, and i mean fretting about it too, sleepless nights, screwed up tum, palpitations, heart burn and no appetite, the whole long list of symptoms of "stress" i have handed the notice over. ok, so i originally wrote it on Thursday, and this morning i rewrote it cos it was, well, "terse" to say the least, but today its gone and been handed over. i finish on Friday. and after that, well lets just say that it has lifted a weight off my shoulders. to compound everything, i have actually had an ok working day today to. odd, eh? 2 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said: today i have done the deed. after fretting all weekend about it, and i mean fretting about it too, sleepless nights, screwed up tum, palpitations, heart burn and no appetite, the whole long list of symptoms of "stress" i have handed the notice over. ok, so i originally wrote it on Thursday, and this morning i rewrote it cos it was, well, "terse" to say the least, but today its gone and been handed over. i finish on Friday. and after that, well lets just say that it has lifted a weight off my shoulders. to compound everything, i have actually had an ok working day today to. odd, eh? No wonder why you was stressed. You were doing the work of 3 hence 3 resignations. Hope you find something else soon. stonedagain and MarvinsMom 2 Link to post Share on other sites
warch 810 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 18 minutes ago, High Jetter said: Was it walking, driving, or were you on a neighbours front lawn? It just leapt out at me. It was on the verge of a very narrow country lane, and made more treacherous by having frozen solid last night. Luckily the Cashcow shrugs off impact damage like a Volvo 740. Link to post Share on other sites
High Jetter 1453 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 17 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said: ...it has lifted a weight off my shoulders. Sounds like you made the right decision. Opportunity awaits, good luck. MarvinsMom 1 Link to post Share on other sites
High Jetter 1453 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, warch said: A snowman...just leapt out at me. Sounds like one of those spurious insurance claims! warch 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Remspoor 4026 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, warch said: Had an unusual car accident this morning, hit a snowman. I was assuming snowmen would be soft and fluffy, this was like hitting a boulder. I hope you got it on Dash cam then post it on to UK dash-cam YT channel, with a load of swearing about how he was to blame....... or I will be disappointed. stonedagain and warch 2 Link to post Share on other sites
anonymous user 18059 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I am looking for a new project This just arrived as an email link https://www.futurepropertyauctions.co.uk/property_details.asp?id=9544514#!/ It could be the problem to all my solutions Tickman, Alan_Green, chodweaver and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
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