3VOM 966 Report post Posted Saturday at 09:24 AM 10 hours ago, hairnet said: Can't do that lock is type can't open or close without the key Can't open without a key you say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cobblers 6,849 Report post Posted Saturday at 08:14 PM My van was in at a local bodyshop for the tailgate painting and a few touchups before I sell it. As usual it took them three times longer than they said and it's not a particularly fantastic job. I picked it up yesterday lunchtime, drove straight down the M1 back to work. Home from work after, and there and back today. A bit after I got home I went upstairs to the bog and looked out of the window - there's a flipping roll of masking tape left on the roof! It's been there for two days and about 80 miles! 2 4 somewhatfoolish, stonedagain, snagglepuss and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sealtainn 1,642 Report post Posted Saturday at 08:28 PM Getting pissed with the Bulgarian neighbours on home brewed Rakia, can’t feel me legs so getting home should be a riot Thank God for autocorrect as me spelling is up shit creek Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 7 3 mrbenn, snagglepuss, RobT and 7 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dollywobbler 36,779 Report post Posted Saturday at 08:29 PM My old Westminster has been on telly! I'm thrilled about that. It appeared on Ebay a few years back, looking quite rotten and a bit sad. Still shows as 2660cc because some idiot (perhaps when it was plate raped) put the previous four-cylinder A90 engine size. 5 snagglepuss, privatewire, Amishtat and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hairnet 8,059 Report post Posted Saturday at 08:31 PM 21 hours ago, catsinthewelder said: I think you should stick to that type 😋 I have the lock NOT THE KEY hairy fecker 😛 1 1 catsinthewelder and snagglepuss reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbler 983 Report post Posted Saturday at 08:34 PM I think the things I'm finding on the pavements are trying to tell me something... 3 snagglepuss, dome and LightBulbFun reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aston Martin 4,529 Report post Posted Saturday at 09:13 PM Turns out my Alessi has had an effect on For Fiats Sake... 9 mrbenn, privatewire, Nyphur and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snagglepuss 13,969 Report post Posted Saturday at 10:04 PM Anniversary card from Missus PussDoes this mean she wants to go through my car excel spreadsheet with me? 6 6 Bucketeer, Saabnut, clayts450 and 9 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nyphur 9,637 Report post Posted Saturday at 10:10 PM 5 minutes ago, snagglepuss said: Does this mean she wants to go through my car excel spreadsheet with me? I'd be more worried about the "lots of Clives" 2 2 dozeydustman, snagglepuss, somewhatfoolish and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brownnova 3,861 Report post Posted Saturday at 10:21 PM 15 minutes ago, snagglepuss said: Anniversary card from Missus Puss Does this mean she wants to go through my car excel spreadsheet with me? Absolutely! But even applying teacher handwriting translation I’m struggling for what you’ve had lots of.., dives? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dozeydustman 3,972 Report post Posted Saturday at 10:33 PM Olives? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hairnet 8,059 Report post Posted Saturday at 10:35 PM 1 hour ago, Aston Martin said: Turns out my Alessi has had an effect on For Fiats Sake... Needs to be death valley not Himalayas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hairnet 8,059 Report post Posted Saturday at 10:37 PM 15 minutes ago, brownnova said: Absolutely! But even applying teacher handwriting translation I’m struggling for what you’ve had lots of.., dives? @six_cylinder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snagglepuss 13,969 Report post Posted Saturday at 10:43 PM Absolutely! But even applying teacher handwriting translation I’m struggling for what you’ve had lots of.., dives? Dives it is ... Scuba ones... 1 dome reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bucketeer 13,963 Report post Posted Saturday at 11:01 PM 57 minutes ago, snagglepuss said: Does this mean she wants to go through my car excel spreadsheet with me? Please please wait 'til I'm round at your house before you ask her that. 2 snagglepuss and dome reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy18s 6,082 Report post Posted 13 hours ago A winning pair.... 6 Sigmund Fraud, stonedagain, wuvvum and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taxi paul 2,176 Report post Posted 12 hours ago Your wife won't have forgot how many cars. When she wants a new kitchen and you say you have no money. She will list all your cars and how much you have spent on them. For instance . If you have twenty pounds and your wife has five pounds. How much does your wife have?? No wrong answer. She has £25.00. Weaker sex my arse. Happy anniversary. 3 clayts450, busmansholiday and snagglepuss reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Skizzer 19,623 Report post Posted 9 hours ago 12 2 JeeExEll, FPB7, wuvvum and 11 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeeExEll 9,779 Report post Posted 9 hours ago Website where you can view some obscure car brochures. Go into 'Archive Cars'. http://storm.oldcarmanualproject.com/ Don't blame me if you get no work done tomorrow. Enough material in there to keep the 'One Shite Pic Per Post' thread going for years. 1 2 clayts450, Skizzer and Amishtat reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amishtat 2,811 Report post Posted 8 hours ago On my driving lessons in 1997 I used to pass a rural bungalow with a black FD Victor on the driveway which never seemed to move. Went along that stretch of road for the first time in some years about six months ago and remembered it, long gone of course and the bungalow now smartened up almost beyond recognition. Today I went to a local show (maybe four miles away) and just look what was there. Had a lovely chat with the owner who seemed pleased someone remembered it. I'm over the moon to actually see the thing properly after all this time. Full history from new, and it's had those wheels and seat covers since 1973! 10 somewhatfoolish, myglaren, Skizzer and 7 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorfolkNWeigh 18,274 Report post Posted 6 hours ago Tidying up the garden yesterday I found 4 Passat alloys , that I'd forgotten about. I bought some 17" R ones for my estate last September for £130. I did try to sell the 16"s on Gumtree at the time for £100, got lots of offers of £40 so kept them. Yesterday I washed them and put them on Gumtree for £130, a guy just picked them up , paid £130 didn't even try to knock me down. if I live to be a thousand I'll never understand women or buying and selling old cars and parts- no logic involved in either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hairnet 8,059 Report post Posted 4 hours ago Was gonna go to Barnard castle for a car show I found out about Decided I couldn't be arsed and will finally go to tebay for lunch Heading for ecosse I don't normally stop so it'll be something new Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
