wuvvum Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 I work on the third floor of a crap office block in Slough.It's quite hard to work when there's some sort of hawk blezzing around outside the window, and even harder to work when it takes out a pigeon right in front of you.And that's when someone isn't putting your stapler in jelly. Rusty_Rocket, AlabamaShrimp, NorfolkNWeigh and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Unfortunately I work with a load of miserable bastards who would not find that funny, despite the Slough reference. I really want to get some jelly and set that up, but no. It would be frowned upon. Sometimes I feel some sort of attachment to the pigeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Hey Boll, why not get a few live mealworms and let em reproduce? You can get a little 'system' going quite cheaply, we feed ours on the dust at the bottom of cereal boxes mostly. Bit of apple peel, porridge / flour spillages in the the kitchen etc. Never ending supply of tasty bird (chicken in our case) treats. They do wriggle a bit mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike60 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Your problem is the very obviously reply that would be flying your way if you started complaining about expenses. Never let that ammunition get used!Exactly, people in glass houses etc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Your problem is the very obviously reply that would be flying your way if you started complaining about expenses. Never let that ammunition get used! I made that mistake once What, the amount of money you've spent on cars , and on and on and on Never again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 More old Ford chod just spotted in the parents' hood - of a different calibre this time. 155V6, Banger Kenny, privatewire and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Now that's a proper practical estate car. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Looking through old family pics last night and this one made me grin. Looks like both Santa and my cousin have had enough of the whole Christmas malarkey. To keep it shiteworthy, here's my uncle grinning at his choice of Volvo Amazon 123GT. He swapped it for the first in a succession of ever-flashier Jaaaaaaaags. chodweaver, eddyramrod, Banger Kenny and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Just spent the last hour snapping off torx bits that are the right size but too small drive , doing the pads on the Volvo. No warning light and they went metal to metal on Christmas Eve, luckily Euros were open till 12 even luckier they supplied the right ones- a Christmas Miracle!Did a job at 06.00 this morning and managed a 200 mile return trip to Gatwick only braking about 6 times, anyway, wrong thread you might think.No, this is the least stressful hour I've had this Christmas, 14 people staying, you'd be grinning if you could sit on the drive for an hour too. DeeJay, Skizzer, Roobarb and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 @bubCW Junior #1 tells me he has often had to wedge the tray door up slightly (with cardboard) to get the disk to read, and they fuck up less if the unit is only used horizontally. Did it scratch up the disk? And he's just told me he has a 360 available, gratis, but it'll have no hard drive in it. Is this any use? It can either be posted or I can bring it home with me from his place on Friday and arrange to get it on to you shortly after. PM me to arrange. Sent from my BV6000 using Tapatalk Sheefag, angle, purplebargeken and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 watching the last old top gear have major horn for 304s (again) Roobarb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Don't ask why it's in snapchat-o-vision but I found this abandoned car earlier which some local prankster thought would look better with a dose of Christmas decorations. It made my day. Datsuncog and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 My son came here on Christmas eve, decided to get us a Chinese meal (very festive) and rather than ring up, used his phone and ordered everything over the internet, gave my address to him, he paid and we waited. And waited... And waited. He finally realised he'd sent £40 of Chinese nosh to his house (200 miles away) where no one is currently residing! Not really a grin, but I couldn't help but titter a bit... he did see the funny side thankfully. privatewire, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, FakeConcern and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddlethumper Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I've been doing some alterations to a members only club for the last 3 weeks. Start at 7am out at midday, coz that's when they open. Got another 2 weeks of it.Whats the grin about that ?I get paid for THE WHOLE DAY !!!!!! catsinthewelder, Tickman and Exiled_Tat_Gatherer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlabamaShrimp Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Poland.pngI thought that was Voltorb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roobarb Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Christmas junk cleared off counter - checkFun car bit ready to be worked on - checkAudio book on stereo - checkWife out of house for 1hr plus - checkNirvana! Yes it’s -18c outside and even the ‘heated’ garage is struggling. But wow, what a great way to spend a couple of hours chaseracer, privatewire, Cavcraft and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I thought that was Voltorb 2100-Shiny-Voltorb.png That's probably based on the original Reddit Polandball, yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 My boxing day sale shopping turned up today! Ordered 2x 5l oil, oil filters and air filters for the fleet for £42 from euro, and ticked the free cheapskate shipping and it turned up just now! Rusty_Rocket, Roobarb, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Got my 240Z [eventually].... And some loony wooden thing 'pop out & slot together' >> slots are like BL panel gaps so it collapses! SoopaGloo to the rescue! TS privatewire, Sloth in a bowl, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Roobarb, Cavcraft, Coprolalia and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeRover Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I can't believe anybody in their 20s has even heard of Some Mothers Do Ave em. Roobarb, Banger Kenny and John F 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 If Ikea made cars. Roobarb and tooSavvy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeRover Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 What the youth of today really needs is Windsor Davies et al in It Ain't Half Hot MumGive them a reason to be at home watching TV rather than out making mischief. clayts450 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 My boxing day sale shopping turned up today! Ordered 2x 5l oil, oil filters and air filters for the fleet for £42 from euro, and ticked the free cheapskate shipping and it turned up just now! But what did you acksherley GET...? Sigmund Fraud, Eddie Honda and DeeJay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 But what did you acksherley GET...? Ah well there's the million dollar question... I'll open the boxes tomorrow and admire my brake shoes for a 1962 invacar... privatewire, DeeJay, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 With any luck you will get a set of rear brake discs for a Renault 30. Parky, The Moog, beko1987 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I can't believe anybody in their 20s has even heard of Some Mothers Do Ave em. I only know it because my dad still loves watching them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Insurance on the Blob is due Jan 5th, so I just visited Glyn the House Whisperer and his opera-singing mate I've gone with the dog, for two thirds of the renewal price! Bloody hell, a third off, whoda thunk it? Roobarb and xtriple 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just come back from hospital after having had facet joint and L3 and S1 injections. Oh the bliss of being virtually pain free. I'd forgotten how it feels. Fuck knows how long it will last but it feels fucking ace. Tamworthbay, eddyramrod, drum and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Yellow snow?In Newcastle?Shirley not!! pompei, Roobarb and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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