fordpoplier Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Probably old news by now but I am sure there a few mini driver/wanker jokes to be had herehttp://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html alf892, AlabamaShrimp and brickwall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Nothing motoring, just my old dear came over and gave me a huge toad in the hole with roast potatoes and peas - and a apple crumble with custarddamn it 46 and still my mammas little boy! myglaren, 155V6, ShiteRider and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Reading Rail Forums and someone compared the colour of the train doors on HS1 to that of the AC Invacar... Craig the Princess and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Dont know if anyones noticed but the Euro:Sterling rate is the best its been for about 5 years, a euro is worth about 69p today. Not that long ago, it was over 90p for a Euro. Get hammering Leboncoin FFS!!!!! BO11OX TRANSLATION SERVICES AVAILABLEÂ Also it means the mortgage on the Bo11ox museum is getting cheaper and cheaper. M'coli, Bucketeer, cms206 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Blimey that's low, I tended to work on the very rough assumption of £1 to €1 from my last trip to Hungary, that's got to be good for some cheap French chod. Leboncoin will come in useful next year all being well so hopefully it'll stay low! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimothyClaypole Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 £1393.00 If i didn't have a 70 mile trip to work I'd buy this rather than an Astra.    fred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I beat Bullshit Bingo by 'risk assessing' the only job I had for the whole day and saying it was dangerous. It wasn't an entire waste of a day though, my mate left his computer on and I emailed the boss on his behalf and told him I loved him. anonymous user, alf892, Sloth in a bowl and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Spare a thought for me, some of my work comes from Europeland and some of my regulars are rather upset that they can't afford new stuff from me lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 You need a new company car to impress them. A metallic green one. myglaren and vulgalour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf892 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Probably old news by now but I am sure there a few mini driver/wanker jokes to be had herehttp://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.htmlLove that story! She literally arrived at the scene!! Number of times I have nearly crashed just looking at fit females.........but never had me todger in me hand!! (Well maybe once but the coppers dropped that because of lack of evidence)This is an example of how girls can get away with stuff easier...........certainly a better reason to crash than putting make up on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketeer Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Dont know if anyones noticed but the Euro:Sterling rate is the best its been for about 5 years, a euro is worth about 69p today. Not that long ago, it was over 90p for a Euro. Get hammering Leboncoin FFS!!!!! This could also be good news away from 'Euro' countries.I don't know how many others (if any) have their own currency rate tied in to that of the Euro but I do know that in Bulgaria it is always 2 Leva to 1 Euro, so sterling bargains to be had at the moment (in January it was 2.1 Leva to £1, now it's around 2.7 Leva to £1). So . . . . . . get on here and get buying.http://www.mobile.bg/index_koli.html BUCKET TRANSLATION, INSPECTION AND ACCOMMODATION SERVICES AVAILABLE. skattrd, Jerzy Woking and The Moog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The Rover has just gone through the test, only need washer jets unblocking and a new bulb.Also, since I changed the rotor arm it's been ace and was (very easily) achieving 'more than motorway speeds' in 4th gear. skattrd, Skizzer and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Taff Jr has an Xbox and plays a game called Forza (for those of you marooned in the 20th century, this is a computer game played by "teenagers" and watched on my telly) and his car of choice in the game is a 131 Arbarth he paused his game last night to ask if there were any 131's on Ebay and how much they were as he would quite like one. I fair welled up, I did phil_lihp, alf892, oldcars and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You need to upgrade him to Forza Horizons and get into the real racing chod!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 http://petrolblog.com/2015/07/last-remaining-sao-penza-found-on-pluto/ Jim Bergerac and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TVfokLE15A DSdriver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfamale Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 http://petrolblog.com/2015/07/last-remaining-sao-penza-found-on-pluto/Thought it was just me looking for a Sao Penza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf892 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 fella just came into work desperate for some carrier bags as his supplier had let him down. So we sorted a box out and took payment............turns out he runs the sex shop on the A1 near Sandy. Just chatting to him and it was amazing how much business he does there! Apparently a lot just pop him as there is a petrol station next door............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave21478 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You know your engine problem is serious when the RAC send an old priest and a young priest.....  EssDeeWon, Semi-C, vulgalour and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Lada Samara. Â Power of Christ somethingsomething. fred and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Coming to read it's last shites. KruJoe, mercrocker, fred and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Travelling in my highest mileage car this week, a Mercedes C Class (late 90s shape) with a whopping 628958 Km's It ran very quiet and smoothly too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I just CBA today, so (unofficially) left early. Got to the gate, wheel spinned away and smoked someone off at the lights.        My boss.   Richard, Jim Bergerac, vulgalour and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Had a emergency phone call off the old dear today. ''TV has gone silly, keeps changing channels on its own, I press the remote but nothing happens. Ive called Virgin but I keepp being put on hold,could you come round and have a look'' As as the only son, and mothers little ray of sunshine, I had to act. Jumped in the Forester and whizzed over to Mamma's First thing I noticed was she was trying to change channels with the DVD controller. Asked her to stand up, as I had a hunch 'Ma, your Bootocks are sitting on the bloody controller, every time you pass wind and adjust your cheek, you lose Bargain Hunt'' God Im good! Virgin you need a new technician - me! Coprolalia, EssDeeWon, Jim Bergerac and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I'm back!! Separated from the Mrs and now living a life of single debauchery in sunny Portsmouth. The Murano was brilliant and easily carried all my stuff, plus anything my daughters "liberated" on my behalf. I'm even prepared to forgive it's monumental thirst  As a bonus, the residents car park has some grade A chod, so expect some pics over the coming days. All of the above has grinning like a wanking sumo. Skizzer, Honey Badger, KruJoe and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 The 'bullshit facts' thread. Some of you really do have too much time on your hands... inconsistant, fred, Parky and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlabamaShrimp Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Richards avatar make me laugh everytime. It's the stupid incredulous look on the guys face 😯   Just noticed the guy next to him looks equally as stupid Richard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 MPV MOT pass, hell yeah. Will keep it for another year. skattrd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Richards avatar make me laugh everytime. It's the stupid incredulous look on the guys face 😯  IMG_20150718_093101.jpg Just noticed the guy next to him looks equally as stupid You would think he was a Ronnie Corbett character from the 70s, not a real person from the late 90s. AlabamaShrimp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen01 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 All three of my cars have matching full sets of tyres, feels a little smug even if they are only 'westlake' on the Honda.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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