The Moog Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 New set of plates made up for the 940 for £10. Excellent![/] Was this online or in person? Need a set for my new steed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaS Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 anonymous user, Jim Bergerac, vulgalour and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 My mate took his D701SWL round the block when we got the engine running again with no bonnet wings floor or windscreen, looked fucking boss! Dread to think what would have happened if someone had jumped onto a front wheel but meh, it didnt happen! I'd have driven, with the missus right behind me in her car and another mate infront of me for protection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruff Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 From Radio 2's Facebook this morning Angrydicky, Ghosty, anonymous user and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I love free stuff! 25 sheets should do the loft! vulgalour and brickwall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 New set of plates made up for the 940 for £10. Excellent![/] Was this online or in person? Need a set for my new steed Dingbro motor factors on the company account; £10.34 or something stupid it came to. Grin this morning? Chris Evans breakfast show. Is it one of us with the Perkins Prima TD powered Morris 1800? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I heard that, "it's now capable of up to 60MPH" somehow I think he meant MPG! scruff and cms206 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Only classic* I saw this morning in 350 miles was a piss yellow Avenger estate on the M25, it did cheer me up though.it looked like it should be somebody here so I gave him a thumbs up as I passed at nearly twice his speed in my modern Humber estate. Edited to add: It could have been this one, I noticed it still had the number plate where it should be,not moved by a towbar like most of 'em. trigger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Finally ordered a dealer plates set for the saph from dmb Angrydicky, HMC and Stixy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Being a cripple (broke my back 18 months ago - slipped on the decking!) I get my shopping delivered. Nice man from Sainsburys has just turned up and given me a load of money back as certain items were 'out of stock'. Checking the shopping everything I ordered is there and in the correct quantities - free nosh! Bren and KruJoe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Where can i find out more about this perkins prima powered landcrab? Sounds super interesting. Asimo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Some of the stuff I kept back from my old Polo in the hope that I'd one day own another is returning to my old Polo. Looks a bit different now but I reckon it went to the right person. HillmanImp, dollywobbler, catsinthewelder and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Mrs fordperv shouted me into the kitchen and the neighbor at the rear keeps pigeons there was a cat Sat on the roof of the pigeon shed comically pawing down at the mesh it really made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_the_cat Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Pulling up outside the shop to collect the Friday evening takeaway, I couldn't help noticing a not unattractive girl walking down the pavement towards me. As she drew level with the car I couldn't resist giving another sideways glance, only to see her giving me an identical look out of the corner of her eyes. Admittedly she was probably only looking to see who the hell would be driving a tatty old BX round, but we both broke into wide grins as our eyes met! HMC, Angrydicky, M'coli and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 If you'd have thought quickly enough you could've offered her a demonstration of the suspension, fnaaar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Fraud Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 As she drew level with the car I couldn't resist giving another sideways glance, only to see her giving me an identical look out of the corner of her eyes. Why didn't you offer her a lift in the BX, then ? Disclaimer : Following dating advice provided on Autoshite is far more likely to place you on the sex offenders register than to actually get you a date. dugong and cms206 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Some of the stuff I kept back from my old Polo in the hope that I'd one day own another is returning to my old Polo. Looks a bit different now but I reckon it went to the right person. I did not realise it was kept going. TBH I thought it would be scrapped with all the mods as they are not worth much coin and its probably been a fair bit of work. Its looks quite smart though. Pass on our regards to the individual responsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 The debate between Farage and Clegg made me laugh. Both depressingly lightweight politicians. Apparently Ed Milliband has said that Farage should be excluded from future debates. Because Milliband knows he will get his arse handed to him over immigration. If these three fuckwits (and buller boy Cameron) were cars they would deffo be shite. Come to think of it, no matter what they were they would be fucking useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I did not realise it was kept going. TBH I thought it would be scrapped with all the mods as they are not worth much coin and its probably been a fair bit of work. Its looks quite smart though. Pass on our regards to the individual responsible. Same here, in all honesty. The new owner is Guz over on the blue forum and he was after a solid shell which on the whole mine was with the usual rot areas already fixed. I don't know if he put a 1.3 engine in it but it looks like he's done all the other stuff he said he was planning to. Gives me the warm fuzzies to see that my trusty old Polo hasn't been scrapped and looks to be in good hands now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Pulling up outside the shop to collect the Friday evening takeaway, I couldn't help noticing a not unattractive girl walking down the pavement towards me. As she drew level with the car I couldn't resist giving another sideways glance, only to see her giving me an identical look out of the corner of her eyes. Admittedly she was probably only looking to see who the hell would be driving a tatty old BX round, but we both broke into wide grins as our eyes met! Next time buy her something to eat in the BX and offer to ride up and down as you eat her kebab. That's the sort of offer no self respecting bird would refuse. mat_the_cat, Angrydicky, sporty-shite and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Complicated logistics meant that after getting the 2CV welded up, I had to collect the BX from my mate's house. That meant getting a lift from Mrs Wobbler in the mighty Sirion. As she was giving a lift to a friend, I sat in the back. It's utterly horrible back there! There appears to be no suspension at all back there. However, it's still a grin, because the cheap, Ebay exhaust sounds absolutely hilarious! I enjoyed it very much as Mrs Wobbler drove off. That car properly growls. Like a tiny puppy. Jumping into the BX after the Sirion is like jumping into a swimming pool of treacle after strapping yourself to a Rolls-Royce Merlin. That's misfiring. Also, DubFX plus volume is making me grin this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vYloQYjcU#t=33 A bit like Jersey Heralds?WOULD PASS REGO NO PROBLEM. dugong and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimothyClaypole Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Gun rampage to follow: Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burraston2006 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Gun rampage to follow: Was this made for Mr Scaramanga? Perhaps 007 is back in The man With The Golden Gun part Deux?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Lazy letting agents using circa 20 year old photographs to advertise their properties: http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-21992435.html Jim Bergerac and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Was this made for Mr Scaramanga? Perhaps 007 is back in The man With The Golden Gun part Deux?!Looks more like the Autoshite version, " The man with the mdf gun" Junkman, dugong, saucedoctor and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burraston2006 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Looks more like the Autoshite version, " The man with the mdf gun"There's no rust/duck tape/OMG barn find/Hammerite/poundland wheel trims ( delete as appropriate) on it so it can't be one of ours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattblack Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mystery-cars-surface-floods-151700473.html#WuaLzCW ... they certainly would not pass a MOT... NO SHIT SHERLOCK. "They posed an environmental risk and have now been removed thanks to a skilled team of divers and winch operators." Fuck me, you were dragging an Escort out of a ditch, not raising the frigging Titanic. Junkman, tooSavvy, Banger Kenny and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 When they were removed on Wednesday by contractors several healthy eels were found inside, which were "literally crawling out", the EA said. Eels crawling out? Any nuclear waste in there too? raggerminder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 In other news, at Lidl. That's the first time I've managed to get salty liquorice in this country, and it's only 79p too! Got turned on to it after a trip to Sweden a couple of years ago but it was a bit far to stock up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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