Tayne Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Well someone's had a trouser accident! brickwall and michiel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Imagine driving one of these back through Afganistan http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/around-the-world/india/around-the-world-sipani-automobiles/ Lacquer Peel, Jim Bergerac, Craig the Princess and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I've had the nova redtop in my possession for a couple of hours and parts have been going like hotcakes, I'm glad I bought it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Ordering some new stock which includes a range designed with model railways in mind. In amongst the usual model railway type stuff are a few pieces for those who prefer a slightly more seedy layout - brickwall, trigger, Jim Bergerac and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morris_ital_lover Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 The German firms pump out some right dodgy gear for the railways, highlights also include rocking caravans and people tied to beds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 The entirely pointless nature of that fence leads me to believe that man brought it with him, constructed it in full view of those women, and then looked through the hole, at which point they freaked out. Junkman, Sloth in a bowl, mercrocker and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 The entirely pointless nature of that fence leads me to believe that man brought it with him, constructed it in full view of those women, and then looked through the hole, at which point they freaked out. Haha!A pushbike portable perving fence. Priceless. Mr Lobster, Cavcraft, beko1987 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Stereotypical yank tank parked at the strip joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 On second inspection that perving fence looks like it may be expandable. Great for pushbike pervy trips to larger nudist beaches! Inflatable tree for added realism. tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 On second inspection that perving fence looks like it may be expandable. Great for pushbike pervy trips to larger nudist beaches! Inflatable wearable tree for added realism. ..... don't tell him, Pike! TS Bobthebeard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 At first glance, I thought it said "LOVE NOT HIAB" along the side. Talk about niche protesting. KruJoe, Jim Bergerac, M'coli and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 My mates been out this afternoon and collected his new toy. Inside was this receipt for some engine work, I can't imagine many people paying that kind of money to get their Allegro repaired! Heidel_Kakao, Mr Lobster, purplebargeken and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Never knew they made them in two door? morris_ital_lover 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 £1600!!!!! Holy Ravioli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 That Allegroid is HAWT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidel_Kakao Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 That is making me miss my Allegro now. What a car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 He only paid about £650 for it of eBay, genuine 22000 miles from new too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dome Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Someone has just booked a Fiat bicycle into my work for a repair. This should be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 HillmanImp, DVee8, vulgalour and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 55 quid an hour on an Allegro. They must have really loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Citroen Mehari on the One Show M'coli 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 On another motoring forum I visit, on a thread discussing BMW's new X-something behemoth, a fellow member described the Audi Q7 as a 'shitting hippo' . I can see why. cms206 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Seen that astra house before on various pictures, the guy is a hero Angrydicky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_the_cat Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Some 10 years ago I went to the dentists in Gloucester where we used to live, for a check up, to be told that I needed a load of fillings. After a few were done, I changed dentists and told them that I knew I needed a lot more. I was most surprised and pissed off to find that I didn't need any more, which left me with a bit of a distrust. So I've never actually been for a check-up in the 9 years we've been living in Wales... Until one of my teeth with a filling crumbled away last week. What makes me grin is that I went to the dentist today, expecting to hear the worst and was told that I had a lovely set of teeth which I obviously take good care of The fact that the dentist was a young, attractive Portuguese girl was an unexpected bonus too. The repair went well, with very little pain so all in all a good result. DSdriver, ProgRocker and KruJoe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 So she didn't hammer a larger tooth over it then? When you go again ask her if she wants a Portuguese breakfast mat_the_cat and vulgalour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Don't trust attractive dentists. In '12 I went for my first check-up in about 15 years, and was told by the rather lovely young wench behind the mask that I had excellent teeth, and only needed a quick polish. 12 months later I returned, to be given an utter bo11ocking by the new dentist for not looking after them properly, which he proved by finding several unbearably sensitive spots with a sharp metal pick, and received a patronising lecture on how to floss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_the_cat Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Funnily enough it was (another) attractive dentist who told me my teeth were shagged and I needed loads of fillings. Which it turned out I didn't Ironically if I hadn't had the fillings then it's likely my tooth wouldn't have crumbled this time but hey ho... Steve, I have no idea what a Portuguese breakfast is but it sounds sufficiently like a euphemism that I'd probably best avoid it with someone who may be holding a drill inside my mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Portugese Breakfast, thinks I, that's got to be a euphemism for only one thing. Off to Google I merrily went and now I'm back to advise you it is what I thought it was and you don't need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 What's that you say Captain Haddock? A fence with a peephole has appeared just outside the nudist colony? Don't worry - I'll look into it! Mr Lobster, Jon, Junkman and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Steve, I have no idea what a Portuguese breakfast is but it sounds sufficiently like a euphemism that I'd probably best avoid it with someone who may be holding a drill inside my mouth! Oh come on, what self-respecting professional female wouldn't want beaten eggs poured into.......... no, actually, you've got a point there. Yes, I did ignore Vulga's advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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