Remspoor Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Markeh said: I love whoever's writing the descriptions for Jeremy Vine's show on Radio 2 this week: My version Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 16 hours ago, 62 Austin said: One Does Not Put A Trailer Hitch On A Blower Bentley With Which To Tow A Nissan Boy Racer Special unless you have the IQ of a Cherrystone Clam! Nissan?? High Jetter and Yoss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Jim Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 Savage interrogation by the Portuguese Maritime Police on arrival at Sevagen Grande an uninhabited island between Madeira and the Canaries. Link to video Jenson Velcro, petermcpete, Popsicle and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Not really a laughing matter, I know but just watched a police traffic car programme. Women driving a Range Rover reported for erratic driving and eventually stopped by police. They open the car, small bottle bank’s worth of empties in the back and a bottle of wine in the front cup holder. That’s taking drink driving a bit too literally. Officer says “anything over 35 , and you’ll be arrested . Oh , it’s 145” FFS. Thing is , she’s sounds completely ok. speech not even slightly slurred. Got a bit angry that she only got fined £300, ( she’d nearly drunk that much judging by the empties), although banned for 24 months and sent on a rehab course. Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Metal Guru said: Not really a laughing matter, I know but just watched a police traffic car programme. Women driving a Range Rover reported for erratic driving and eventually stopped by police. They open the car, small bottle bank’s worth of empties in the back and a bottle of wine in the front cup holder. That’s taking drink driving a bit too literally. Officer says “anything over 35 , and you’ll be arrested . Oh , it’s 145” FFS. Thing is , she’s sounds completely ok. speech not even slightly slurred. Got a bit angry that she only got fined £300, ( she’d nearly drunk that much judging by the empties), although banned for 24 months and sent on a rehab course. It's amazing how much you can train your liver to cope with. Isn't fine related to income? If she was a housewife, she might have no income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 1 hour ago, New POD said: It's amazing how much you can train your liver to cope with. Isn't fine related to income? If she was a housewife, she might have no income. You clearly didn't know my old mate Mad Dog, who would wake up and swig vodka despite being (at the time) unemployed. Glad to say that he kicked it and the last time I saw him he was doing much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 6 hours ago, Metal Guru said: Not really a laughing matter, I know but just watched a police traffic car programme. Women driving a Range Rover reported for erratic driving and eventually stopped by police. They open the car, small bottle bank’s worth of empties in the back and a bottle of wine in the front cup holder. That’s taking drink driving a bit too literally. Officer says “anything over 35 , and you’ll be arrested . Oh , it’s 145” FFS. Thing is , she’s sounds completely ok. speech not even slightly slurred. Got a bit angry that she only got fined £300, ( she’d nearly drunk that much judging by the empties), although banned for 24 months and sent on a rehab course. I watched that, I bet his reaction would've been different without the camera crew, if she's drunk that much this won't be her first time, just the first time they've caught her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Years ago I worked with a guy who was a drinker, got banned, a year or so later got banned again but he was bricking it when he went to court , the alcohol reading was high so he was advised the court could fine him up to 10k and or 2 years in prison Came out bouncing, £500 fine which wasn't even a weeks wages and a mandatory 3 year ban, he didn't even serve all of that because they let him give them some money for an awareness course, might've been 2½ years in. New POD, AnnoyingPentium and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 53 minutes ago, GrumpiusMaximus said: You clearly didn't know my old mate Mad Dog, who would wake up and swig vodka despite being (at the time) unemployed. Glad to say that he kicked it and the last time I saw him he was doing much better. I wasn't saying alcoholism is a good thing, just that some people can get to the point where it takes a good amount to start slurring thier words. To be fair, if she was weaving all over the road, then she probably isn't one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 privatewire, RoverFolkUs and Spurious 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurious Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Vantman, Yoss, gm and 8 others 8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Jim Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarmonicCheeseburger Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 DSdriver, AnnoyingPentium and MiniMinorMk3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Go on say it. Vroom vroom ... Banger Kenny, richardmorris, privatewire and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Just saw this in a carpark. Fair made my day really. After all, you can never be too careful 😄 Wibble, richardmorris, RoverFolkUs and 6 others 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 18 minutes ago, Matty said: Just saw this in a carpark. Fair made my day really. After all, you can never be too careful 😄 They could actually be trims, some newer stuff has very rudimentary alloy wheels with plastic trims like this on them. When it's a "wasteful" style they can save the money on excess alloy and the wheel ends up lighter and cheaper to make. AnnoyingPentium and Matty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 why is it everytime i think about going on a plane what do i see on the tv cast away ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 camryv6, Matty, RoverFolkUs and 9 others 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 4 hours ago, MikeR said: Go on say it. Vroom vroom ... Honestly, my first thought was the wurzels. MikeR and Banger Kenny 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 2 hours ago, cobblers said: They could actually be trims, some newer stuff has very rudimentary alloy wheels with plastic trims like this on them. When it's a "wasteful" style they can save the money on excess alloy and the wheel ends up lighter and cheaper to make. I thought that so I had to have a check. Defo alloys. Poor old bugger, wasting his pension on cable ties. cobblers and richardmorris 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 hour ago, 808 Estate said: Ah, I'd like to see the clever sod's smug face change when informed it won't be loaded and it needs to all be taken off 😅 myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 3 hours ago, richardmorris said: Honestly, my first thought was the wurzels. Ooh Ah Ooo Ah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarmonicCheeseburger Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 3 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: Ah, I'd like to see the clever sod's smug face change when informed it won't be loaded and it needs to all be taken off 😅 Rust Collector, Remspoor, 808 Estate and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 4 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: Ah, I'd like to see the clever sod's smug face change when informed it won't be loaded and it needs to all be taken off 😅 That should feature in the McDonalds “ like to get your money’s worth” ads. RoverFolkUs and Yoss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markeh Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Was given a box of techy crap to wipe/dispose of by a friend of mine's mum. Chucked her some cash thinking I'd flog a couple of the older tablets and cover my costs. Delphi clone and an already set up laptop, thanks very much for that one - saves me buying one! Remspoor, RoverFolkUs and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderguts Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 myglaren, AnnoyingPentium and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 puddlethumper, Rust Collector, fairkens and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 loserone and MiniMinorMk3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 40 minutes ago, 808 Estate said: Gotta rove a bit of casual lacism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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