Wack Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Things have progressed Sony Wankman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Split_Pin said: My son ran through and told me the toilet was smoking so I had a look: One of the oldest ones in the book but because my son did it and was giggling his head off, it was funny. I remember doing “Dad, there’s a leek in the bathroom !” Well I was only 45! Split_Pin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Beans on Toast. A biker in London. His comments are hilarious. a refreshing change after year and years of RJ's Londinium videos. MiniMinorMk3 and Vantman 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustybullethole Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Not very well executed though tickled me all the same . somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Brian's had his portrait done; the locals aren't happy. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 I've just had a chat with a guy i've not seen in a while, he was telling me he'd been to Donald Trump's golf resort in scotland First night in the bar he ordered a pint of lager and a cheese and onion sandwich which came cut into 4 triangles with crisps and a small salad He reaches into his wallet then looks at the bill, shoves the £20 note he had in mind back in and went for his debit card instead, £42 Remspoor, Coprolalia, MiniMinorMk3 and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, Wack said: I've just had a chat with a guy i've not seen in a while, he was telling me he'd been to Donald Trump's golf resort in scotland First night in the bar he ordered a pint of lager and a cheese and onion sandwich which came cut into 4 triangles with crisps and a small salad He reaches into his wallet then looks at the bill, shoves the £20 note he had in mind back in and went for his debit card instead, £42 If only there had been some warning that donald trump is a conman who has spent his whole life shafting the everyday man. MiniMinorMk3, 5speedracer, privatewire and 6 others 5 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 10 minutes ago, cobblers said: If only there had been some warning that donald trump is a conman who has spent his whole life shafting the everyday man. I can't disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_the_cat Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 cobblers, MiniMinorMk3 and Keymaster 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarmonicCheeseburger Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Remspoor, Asimo, Spurious and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammo Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said: One of the weirdest, but theraputic things ive watched in a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Remspoor and mat_the_cat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 8 hours ago, mat_the_cat said: Stanky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 I've just innocently asked a women what she's taking for snap at work. Apparently no one says that and then asked why I always have to be weird. I think it's genetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Jim Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Some people do have issues around food @iainrcz but I don't think there's anything strange about asking a colleague what they've got in their packed lunch (I'm a southerner, am I translating "snap" correctly?). Making friendly conversation isn't weird. iainrcz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Sunny Jim said: Some people do have issues around food @iainrcz but I don't think there's anything strange about asking a colleague what they've got in their packed lunch (I'm a southerner, am I translating "snap" correctly?). Making friendly conversation isn't weird. By a woman I actually meant my Mrs. Though I suppose she could still be classed as a colleague. We do both have to deal with the idiot dog. Sunny Jim and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 3 hours ago, iainrcz said: I've just innocently asked a women what she's taking for snap at work. Apparently no one says that and then asked why I always have to be weird. I think it's genetic. As my wife says. Be yourself.......only less so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarmonicCheeseburger Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 privatewire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarmonicCheeseburger Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 myglaren, Rust Collector, Remspoor and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Going to Hull tomorrow, as the New Salesman the company has took on to take the company to “the next level” got to site today and decided it was too cold to get out of his car so just drove home back to Worcester, he also cited “not being able to eat properly” as another excuse for his twatish behaviour Shite Ron, horriblemercedes, cobblers and 2 others 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 30 minutes ago, goosey said: he also cited “not being able to eat properly” as another excuse for his twatish behaviour Has he considered pursuing a career in politics instead? rainagain, goosey, RoverFolkUs and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Erm........ 🤣 Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Fixing a BMW radio which has dead pixels..... With a lighter. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYJwN5YJ/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Datsuncog said: Has he considered pursuing a career in politics instead? To do with his workout routine, he must stick to a strict diet and has to eat at certain times of the day Datsuncog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Ah, that kind of not being able to eat properly. Although, from what you've told us about him, I'm not convinced he can manage to find his mouth with much degree of accuracy either... goosey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 2 hours ago, goosey said: Going to Hull tomorrow, as the New Salesman the company has took on to take the company to “the next level” got to site today and decided it was too cold to get out of his car so just drove home back to Worcester, he also cited “not being able to eat properly” as another excuse for his twatish behaviour I mean, I used to live in Hull and fairly often I would get there and not want to get out of my car and just drive away. Food was alright though, they have chip spice there. iainrcz and goosey 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Just now, cobblers said: I mean, I used to live in Hull and fairly often I would get there and not want to get out of my car and just drive away. Food was alright though, they have chip spice there. To be fair I do like the Old Town and will probably have a walk around the Marina after the work is complete, it’s just I wouldn’t be a able to pull the kind of shit that the salesman gets away with that bugs me, it’s like he’s Teflon coated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 22 minutes ago, goosey said: To do with his workout routine, he must stick to a strict diet and has to eat at certain times of the day The fuck? If I told my boss that I was going to choose when (or even if) I was going to work and it all depended on my interest in exercise, I don't think I'd be welcome to stay at my job. That must be the most trivial excuse I've ever heard for not working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Things are looking up. Got decent grades for the essays I submitted last semester. reb, myglaren, DanGleables and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 United Utilities sent me a cheque for £30 . Inconvenience money for having no water during a burst it seems. My water never stopped. puddlethumper, Banger Kenny, Bradders59 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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