Metal Guru Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Just seen a headline on Yahoo! “Jizz is not for sale” Refers to a Dutch footballer Jizz Hornkamp who Nottingham Forest want. Has no one told him he really shouldn’t play in England with a name like that? Remspoor, Tenmil Socket and catsinthewelder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Just lost my internet connection (using my old iphone as a hotspot with a poor signal) so a frequent occurrence. When it did not come back as usual, checked the phone to see "iphone overheated" message. 10 minutes in the fridge and I am back! (37c here and computer says 13c at home so that is making me grin as well!) Tickman, lesapandre and privatewire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 4 hours ago, NorthernMonkey said: What makes me grin? This. After so long driving RRs, big old Mercs and other auto wafty things, this is such refreshingly good fun. youve changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, hairnet said: youve changed Not that much… 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Remspoor, Ted Eggs, Banger Kenny and 11 others 5 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 if evoque makes it on to the truck with all the brakes locked on lol willswitchengage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobloseven Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Not normally a fan of stick families. But good to know despite having a leg missing, he's managed to father five children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Somebody is having a laugh on ebay , just checked my email when this popped up i thought wtf , clicked it Rust Collector 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 You could of linked it for us ....😕 Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 catsinthewelder, mitsisigma01, Joey spud and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 20 hours ago, Wack said: Somebody is having a laugh on ebay , just checked my email when this popped up i thought wtf , clicked it 20 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said: You could of linked it for us ....😕 Don't worry it was some comedian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 I've got a Charlie Chaplin lamp at the back of one of my garages..... haven't seen it for about 5 years though , I'm sure it was better than that one 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Being stalked by shiters lmfaooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 walking around town today , and I dont know if its the hot weather , but a lot of young ladies have forgotton to put on bra's , just a light top , almost see throu !! a look in the mirror would of helped before going out and if the weather changes they will get could .... anyway I must get another ice bag for my son , he walked into a lamp post for some reason .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Spotted a nice looking pie in a patisserie in Devon. I thought I would buy one and take it home. Took it out of the oven. It said Pukka on the foil base. I seem to be having my tousers pulled down a lot lately. When I'm not splitting them. loserone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 A 15 mile jaunt to a carboot sale in Blaydon this morning. A milestone achieved on the way back through Gosforth. I spotted a couple of classy helmets while I was there. The open face one was dated 1980 and the kangol 1977. Currently in mcdonalds waiting for the next bootsale opening at Monkseaton at 8.30. Dyslexic Viking, privatewire, rainagain and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 My partner's crocheting a bikini for my mother's 70th in December. The got the pattern off the internet. There are some proper weirdos online. Stay safe everyone. chodweaver, Rust Collector, AxWomble and 11 others 2 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Ok, so it turns out working at cars is a lot less hassle when you have a bit of space and a flat(ish) hard surface to do it on. Never had this much room before, ever. Or tools/ ramps/ oil easily to hand. Good to get some pay-off from all the brain-melting stress of the house move earlier in the year. chodweaver, Split_Pin, Ghosty and 22 others 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Well boss , today hasn't gone so well. 808 Estate, myglaren, Lacquer Peel and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 privatewire, Ted Eggs, Joey spud and 10 others 3 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 7/17/2022 at 12:29 PM, Aston Martin said: The Mondeo is dead..... Except in China. Extended tow bar to clear the wheelbarrow handle exhausts. It takes all sorts. Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 It's Monday morning, I would usually be at w*rk, but instead I'm sitting here editing my first couple of days of French holiday photos: Having not been for three years (and there was a moment an hour or two before we left that I thought we might not make it this year, so I'm massively grateful we're finally here) I was concerned that older stuff would have thinned out, but my fears seem to have been unfounded. A small selection, there'll be lots more to follow on Spotted's Spottings in due course. I was looking forward to the cross-country trek between autoroutes, hoping to find everyday stuff like this. Whoa! Was part of a stash of interesting stuff at a rural garage, and a significant tick on the Renault numbers bingo score card (with a couple of the other more difficult numbers already marked-off too). Pretty much every supermarket we've stopped at has a well-worn 205 parked-up. On a sunny Sunday at a town busy with the weekly market, I suspect it was enthusiast-owned, but still great to see. Got overtaken by a speeding Volvo estate. In a week's time they're closing this road up out of town and there's a hillclimb taking place, looks like there should be some interesting stuff taking part and there's also going to be some sort of historic car parade before the competitive event. The annual exhibition of old agricultural machinery had a few cars in attendance, they were later joined by a Mehari and Renault Dauphin. The local farmers and machinery enthusiasts enjoyed operating mildly dangerous-looking equipment: Long arms required to achieve full steering on this contraption. It went around the block a few times and was like something out of Father Ted (the early episode where they're at an utterly miserable funfair). More to come in the usual place at some point soon. Remspoor, chodweaver, Shite Ron and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Banger Kenny, catsinthewelder, CaptainBoom and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Spotted this out on the road today. horriblemercedes, myglaren, anonymous user and 5 others 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 richardmorris, myglaren and cobblers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Was never happy with the results from the pressure* washer in Dalmellington so I came home and said "fuck it, let's make this bastard clean"... 320touring, privatewire, sdkrc and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 hour ago, 808 Estate said: A truly smart and free man would have run the soil pipe the other way 😎 Wibble, Remspoor, 3VOM and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 36 minutes ago, Nyphur said: Looks great. Like a big baked bean. That's made my day, that. I'm stealing that description. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Theres been no chod here Saw a 70s starlet and a mk1 Celica on the a6 yesterday and a load of old classic wagons going the other way Then got to Airbnb and this is parked outside the front door privatewire and chodweaver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Are you sure , that might be the air b&b 😣 Remspoor and somewhatfoolish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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