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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread


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2 hours ago, Merryck said:

At a CofE primary school having to sing hymns;

”I am the Lord of the dance settee”

Couldn't understand why Jesus would be dancing on a sofa. 

As a child, I always thought the earlier part of the verse was 'dance stands, whoever you may be...' 

That was the go-to hymn in our primary school hall for most of my time there. I assume the music teacher particularly liked that one or something. 

 

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6 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

As a child, I always thought the earlier part of the verse was 'dance stands, whoever you may be...' 

That was the go-to hymn in our primary school hall for most of my time there. I assume the music teacher particularly liked that one or something. 

 

My primary school teacher used to be able to belt that out on the piano and we all had to sing it. Yous have unlocked a memory I had forgotten about. 😂

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8 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

As it’s common for sons to have the father’s name as their second name , we can assume the “H” in “Jesus H Christ” stands for Harold.

We have unlocked a mystery of the ages.

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6 hours ago, J W Pepper said:

VAG do know how to make a good stereo, when the electrics work that is

 If it is a Gamma radio, it is what my grandparents have in their Bora

It is indeed. Just got the single CD player for now.

7 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Lord of the Dance. In C major, usually.

Oh yes. 

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33 minutes ago, myglaren said:

 

What an arsehole. I hope it bit his foot off 

I saw a video of a wild donkey , an animal had killed its foal, can't remember what it was,  hyena maybe or a cheetah, the mother had killed it and was jumping up and down on it long after it was dead, I think she was shouting donkey for "you fucking cunt" as she was jumping 

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1 hour ago, hairnet said:

messaged an airbnb

hi if i book the same day for a stay that evening would that be ok/enuff notice

they sent me back an invitation to stay without answering my question :D

simple yes or no innit

Look for tiny cameras , though if anyone wants to look at my hairy arse they're welcome 

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15 minutes ago, hairnet said:

lmfao at bangers and cash theyre talking about a vanden plas

the guy talking to derek so its right mr and mrs cleckhuddersfax would be buying these..............

@Dave_Q thought youd made that up yerself :P

 

No it's legit, Cleckhuddersfax is the term for the sort of sprawl from about Ossett/Dewsbury to Halifax/Huddersfield, it's a pretty much continuous conurbation and one of the largest outside London or summat.

https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/cleckhuddersfax.html

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