hairnet Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 braaaaap (with garlic breath ) fek its hot hit 40 after that are you for real - thats no lie its opposite the b and b only noticed as i walked back to car to go visit the franglaisman ) privatewire and Dyslexic Viking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 45 minutes ago, hairnet said: braaaaap (with garlic breath ) fek its hot hit 40 after that are you for real - thats no lie its opposite the b and b only noticed as i walked back to car to go visit the franglaisman ) Envious , we went to Normandy in 2018 , loved it , not the 40⁰ though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 I see that my old Audi 'Auschwitz' (big, German, runs on gas) is back on the road after lingering without an MOT for a few years. Wibble, Wack, Floatylight and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Finally got my birthday picture hung. It's behind the sitting room door though which is rarely closed. I have a couple of copies if anyone wants one. Dyslexic Viking, Lacquer Peel, chodweaver and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic Viking Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, paulplom said: I have a couple of copies if anyone wants one. Great Christmas gifts for friends and family? myglaren and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 I washed my car, MOT due. Had a load of snowfoam left so thought I would do the next doors Volvo, covered in birdshit for a couple of months at least. Ten minute job. So an hour and a half. Still some left that doesn't want to move. She came and said thanks yesterday and I advised her to put some kitchen roll or similar, drenched in washing up liquid and water, on the spots and cover with clingwrap and it may shift it. Ed: Forgot to add that the paint is lifting where the worst of the shit was. Then I told her the local scallys had been and stolen the air from one of the tyres. She looked horrified and asked "Why would they do that"? She isn't stupid by any measure so it was an unexpected reaction. Had to explain (mansplain) that there is a leak. Wack, somewhatfoolish, RoverFolkUs and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Working from home.... was on the phone to a customer who had just got out from underneath a still red hot truck taking the engine ECU off, in a red hot workshop in steel toes and overalls, Didn't have the heart to tell him I was in in a pool eating a magnum and out of respect, it tried not to make any splashing noises. RoverFolkUs, chodweaver, 108 and 19 others 4 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 46 minutes ago, cobblers said: Working from home.... was on the phone to a customer who had just got out from underneath a still red hot truck taking the engine ECU off, in a red hot workshop in steel toes and overalls, Didn't have the heart to tell him I was in in a pool eating a magnum and out of respect, it tried not to make any splashing noises. In 2001 I had a transit with AC , it was a really hot day I pulled into the factory yard to pick a load up , the guy jumped off the forklift and walked over , I knew him well He said , you really are a cunt you know , I'm fucking starving and boiling hot , your van is cool and smells of fish & chips privatewire and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Oof Live as I type this literally been passed by a 55 plate vw camper Ironically Theres a CT station across the road privatewire, somewhatfoolish, dome and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 There was a Chrysler 300C outside my work today that was fully Bentley badged including the wheels and with a goppingly awful mesh grille, I would have taken a pic but I actually felt like vomiting it was that bloody awful Remspoor, twosmoke300, J W Pepper and 2 others 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 If I ever win the lottery I'm going to buy a Bentley Flying Spur and badge it up as a Chrysler 300C to redress the balance. somewhatfoolish, catsinthewelder, cobblers and 12 others 2 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 High Jetter, AnnoyingPentium, Dyslexic Viking and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer. Dyslexic Viking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and cool in front of an air-conditioning unit costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 70" smart TV that costs £4,000!! Right now, I'm happy, with no worries and not a care in the world, not even the employees at Currys who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day. MrGTI6, privatewire, puddlethumper and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Bit warm Remspoor and Dyslexic Viking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 1 hour ago, iainrcz said: I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer. I'm drinking a beer but wearing a dry t-shirt. Told my fans to piss off a while ago, their constant adulation was beginning to annoy me. 🤣 Oh and it just got fucking windy here, think a storm is on the way. iainrcz, Wibble and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 1 hour ago, iainrcz said: I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer. Photos !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 21 minutes ago, camryv6 said: Photos !! They're on my only fans page, you know that. AnnoyingPentium and camryv6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Int there a song called under the sea Choo choo mother fucker And as I post this we start moving just when they told us it would be delayed Got away with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Oh and I posted a pic of those Reno 4s Kith tells me he knows of a nice one a vendre Yeah tell me as I leave the country 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Aircon regas..... aaaaaaah, nice and cool again. Bought the guy an ice cream as a thank you, when paying. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Found this splendid gentleman hiding in the house. Remspoor, privatewire, paulplom and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Cursory glance at t'internet suggests Poplar Hawk moth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 paulplom, camryv6, Back_For_More and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 5 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said: That's a ripoff of a prank scene from American Pie! Anyway, cheering me up today is finally getting hold of some proper Samsung toners for my printer to replace the knock-off ones my boss bought and were leaving pink and blue lines across every colour page I tried to print. Was scared it was the printer that was damaged but thankfully not, so money well spent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 5 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said: that reminds me of a prank years ago , I had a big bag of sweets at work and some greedy chaps hogged the lot ... so I bought another bag , and slipped in some Laxative choccys all wrapped up in gold paper ... yep , they hogged that lot as well , esp the ones with gold paper ... the next day they were drivng down to Devon ,,,,,, and visited every service station on the way .... Tenmil Socket, HarmonicCheeseburger and Coprolalia 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Boris signs off with hasta la vista baby. To be fair he has terminated the fuck out of an 80 seat majority and any chance of the tories winning the next election. paulsrje 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 just had my house insurance renewal , it had dropped from 350 to 230 and a little note to do a review . so I rung up and did a review ... and it went down to 220 ..... h a p p y ! myglaren and Cord Fourteener 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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