Stanky Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 14 minutes ago, Crackers said: I've had significantly worse days. I've never done any performance driving or particularly hot cars. As it turned out, I can drive a bit quicker than I thought. 9th overall out of 50 participants on 8 activities. 6th fastest in the F3000 car. Generally 2nd fastest in my group but other groups had some serious drivers in them! Caterham Pursuit was great fun, a little skid/stunt course. Absolutely bloody bossed it, arse end sideways all the way but under complete control, no idea how! 😁 Not cheap. but a brilliant day out. My employer at the time paid for me to attend a full day in ~2007 and it was brilliant. Caterhams were hands down my favourite, the persuit was brilliant - but all the cars were good in their own way, except the 997 Porsche 911 which was deeply underwhelming in my humble opinion. Glad its still as good as it was a decade and a half ago, and well done for the final placement, much better than I managed! Crackers and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 14 minutes ago, Stanky said: Not cheap. but a brilliant day out. My employer at the time paid for me to attend a full day in ~2007 and it was brilliant. Caterhams were hands down my favourite, the persuit was brilliant - but all the cars were good in their own way, except the 997 Porsche 911 which was deeply underwhelming in my humble opinion. Glad its still as good as it was a decade and a half ago, and well done for the final placement, much better than I managed! A fantastic full day of action, and when you add it up, despite the big price tag it's far better value for money than any other driving experience I know of. The Pursuit was the highlight of my day I think, but the whole experience was just brilliant and every car was top notch. I did have to take a 2nd attempt at the Clio Cup session as the first car went all French on me so had to swap cars. The M4 presumably takes the place of what was the 911 on your day. A seriously fast car with brakes like you wouldn't believe and good handling, but you can tell it's a heavy beast when the back end swings out and 510bhp escapes as tyre smoke! Stanky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 4 hours ago, paulplom said: No idea with the cling film. That's the only bit that doesn't have any meaning. We do shop in tescos though. So you fingering your dogs arse and her having a lollypop stuck to her fanny does? garethj, loserone, Jammo and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 4 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: I kid you not this exact person posted up yesterday asking for someone cheaper than £200 as they'd put petrol into a diesel 🤦 Said post has obviously disappeared now! That will be near me, if anyone's interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, HillmanImp said: So you fingering your dogs arse and her having a lollypop stuck to her fanny does? Yeah, he's a plumber. 🤣 HillmanImp, loserone and 108 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, High Jetter said: That will be near me, if anyone's interested. Interested in a 1.5 DCi that's had petrol through it? Nobody apart from the scrappy I expect 😉😁 HillmanImp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 IF ANYONE NEEDS FUEL 👀 You better get here quick before they realise their mistake!! Only £0.71 a Litre. I filled up my car from near empty for £40 It’s pump number 2 at the station on the corner across from the old rai... See More Nyphur, AnnoyingPentium, Remspoor and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 13 hours ago, paulplom said: Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason. She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew. It says a lot about us. Please don’t post any more like this. I’ve just silenced a bar full of wedding guests with my laughing. Brilliant! Jammo, Remspoor, paulplom and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Due to ongoings I was planning this Rust Collector 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 But I decided fuck it and this might happen twosmoke300, Rust Collector, Dyslexic Viking and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 ferry prices yes its july but even so tunnel one way in a fornight or so 140 which isnt so bad portsmouth caen return for a week 340 which again didnt seem bad portsmouth bilbao near as dammit 500 quid each way and thats without a cabin Saabnut, mitsisigma01 and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Looks like fun but I'd check that route carefully as it looks like you'll be going through a bit of Russia. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 11 hours ago, MikeR said: man logic I think we need 2 cars , in case no 1 car breaks of which I am a named driver I think we need 2 cars so I can have my own insurance and drive other cars incase no 1 car breaks I think we need 2 cars so the wife wont go ape shit when no 1 car breaks and I cant drive any other car .. No 1 car clutch release bearing has just started sqealing ... We are talking about the 2 of you only having one car. It's not going to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 I did a bit of Shed art yesterday. I wanted it facing the house but her in doors told me in no uncertain terms that it wouldn't be a good idea... J W Pepper, DVee8, AnnoyingPentium and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 3 hours ago, catsinthewelder said: Looks like fun but I'd check that route carefully as it looks like you'll be going through a bit of Russia. not since 1991 twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustybullethole Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 10 hours ago, hairnet said: But I decided fuck it and this might happen Looks a cracking route that. Not sure my lot would make it out of Amsterdam though so probably for the best we’re heading the other way in three weeks. Need to get fixing my bm like today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 6 hours ago, New POD said: We are talking about the 2 of you only having one car. It's not going to work. Lit the blue touch paper today ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Rustybullethole said: Looks a cracking route that. Not sure my lot would make it out of Amsterdam though so probably for the best we’re heading the other way in three weeks. Need to get fixing my bm like today! did dam nearly 20 years ago - interesting to walk round and been back since apart from keeping yer wits about you at night its ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Just now, MikeR said: Lit the blue touch paper today ... are you still in a and e MikeR and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 because my life is rock and roll had the bike up on the stand so could sort chain out properly (even tho not gonna use it properly for next few weeks) oil water checked front caliper cleaned shit peugeot cleaned all windows and checked oil and water - seeing as it might get europeaned at the end of the week depending on events Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 This is the website for your orders. https://www.theoriginalreallybadportraits.com/post/doggy-bum-hole Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustybullethole Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Not much progress made on the Bmw need a 12 mm Allen key to get the shaft apart in the spares bike trip bike still locked up out the front shall need to leave it there half dismantled as council all on my arse about to many motors not enough tax and test. Progress has slowed mind. mainly as today has been mostly spent fisting my man hole drains been backed up for a month council cleared the leaking out the side through the grass clearly fucked one though sadly didn’t check the rest. Last weekend was spent sorting same stinking shit as stack had blocked up too so no drainage in kitchen. Council rodded stack though rod went through old copper waste in my flat so had to redo that ripping out boxing and generally fucking up my flat more so, laminate fucked I’m hallway etc. This weekend’s been sorting the stinky shit coming up the storm drain and flooding my garage with sewage water throwing a load of crap away from the garage and making no progress on my bike. Not really a grin thread thing though my mates been around and laughed at me lots which is infectious. Is sure better than crying. Me armpit deep saying I hate my life mate pissing himself laughing all shits and giggles. untill someone giggles and shits. Remspoor, Lacquer Peel, privatewire and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustybullethole Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Last pic water height is about 6 ft higher than storm drain by garage. Have plugged storm drain with a bag and sand and made a dam to avoid more garage trauma. Waiting on council emergency response to fix. Fingers crossed no more shitty water and fanny rags in my lock up. I need a wash though suns still out so shall enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Rustybullethole said: Not much progress made on the Bmw need a 12 mm Allen key to get the shaft apart in the spares bike trip bike still locked up out the front shall need to leave it there half dismantled as council all on my arse about to many motors not enough tax and test. Progress has slowed mind. mainly as today has been mostly spent fisting my man hole drains been backed up for a month council cleared the leaking out the side through the grass clearly fucked one though sadly didn’t check the rest. Last weekend was spent sorting same stinking shit as stack had blocked up too so no drainage in kitchen. Council rodded stack though rod went through old copper waste in my flat so had to redo that ripping out boxing and generally fucking up my flat more so, laminate fucked I’m hallway etc. This weekend’s been sorting the stinky shit coming up the storm drain and flooding my garage with sewage water throwing a load of crap away from the garage and making no progress on my bike. Not really a grin thread thing though my mates been around and laughed at me lots which is infectious. Is sure better than crying. Me armpit deep saying I hate my life mate pissing himself laughing all shits and giggles. untill someone giggles and shits. Some words of advise. Please wash yourself and clothing well. Working in shit is dangerous and there are a number of diseases which can be caught from working in these environments without protective gear. Also going into an enclosed space without gas monitors and rescue gear with second man at ground level is also not a great idea. I do not know where you are based. In England (maybe Wales too) the Water Companies were obliged to take over the maintenance of a lot of sewers which were in private ownership. I would check with the water company to see what the status of this sewer network is. I can see a sanatory pad floating there, maybe a condom. I bet there are a number of ponies too. Lacquer Peel, Rustybullethole, Sunny Jim and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Minor shell dropped over a 1300 derv engined Corsa. Remspoor, Lacquer Peel, AnnoyingPentium and 3 others 1 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyarddog Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Joey spud said: Minor shell dropped over a 1300 derv engined Corsa. Apart from the wank wheels,the wank arches and the wank paint,I quite like that. RoverFolkUs and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Joey spud said: Minor shell dropped over a 1300 derv engined Corsa. One man's hobby. Another man's mental illness? Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Dyslexic Viking, Floatylight, catsinthewelder and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 6 hours ago, dozeydustman said: What sort of edgermicaion does the sun have? The other kids would have tout him those words? fcuk weads😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 On 6/26/2022 at 10:21 AM, hairnet said: not since 1991 Still closer than I'd like to be to Kaliningrad mind in view of the current situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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