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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread


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Finally actually got my ADHD diagnosis in writing after seeing the nurse at the clinic instead of the psychologist, who turned out never to have properly finished my diagnosis. Nurse was loads better at her job. 

I'm really fucking pleased, 'cause the check up revealed my blood pressure is back to normal (was pretty high in winter), and since Christmas I've lost 16kg - two and a half stone :shock:

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I'm 50 today and going to the plate day at Newcastle races. Plumbase where I get my gear from gave me two tickets with a value of £700.

Champagne reception, three course dinner, drink as much as you want, evening meal then Pete Tong and his 65 piece orchestra later on. 

I know nowt about horses (good thing right?) but usually have a flutter maybe a £5er a race with seven races.

A mate owes a favour so is picking us up at 11. I fitted a bannister for her auntie so she is picking us up later on.

https://www.newcastle-racecourse.co.uk/whats-on/northumberland-plate-ft.-pete-tong-live-after-racing

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Got a dreaded HM revenue & customs letter this morning. Usually not a nice thing to find on your doormat, meaning you owe them something!

Opened it up to find, shockingly, they owe me £1800!! And they found the error and contacted me about it! 
Overpaid tax apparently. Nice little bonus I wasn’t expecting.

Im off to eBay to look for things to spend it on😆

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3 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

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Apart from everything else going on, what's with the cling film?

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6 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

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There’s quite a bit going on that’s for sure! is the artist only allowed out at weekends under supervision , I can’t imagine having that displayed anywhere prominent 

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5 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

I kid you not this exact person posted up yesterday asking for someone cheaper than £200 as they'd put petrol into a diesel 🤦

Said post has obviously disappeared now! 

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Free? Like actually free or 'free-to-reel-you-in-then-actually-£500' Free? If the former, then just to show them what a weapons-grade cretin they are, its well worth taking it off their hands, calling WBAC and having it HIAB'd away and pocketing the £300+ IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE like a winner.

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20 minutes ago, Stanky said:

Free? Like actually free or 'free-to-reel-you-in-then-actually-£500' Free? If the former, then just to show them what a weapons-grade cretin they are, its well worth taking it off their hands, calling WBAC and having it HIAB'd away and pocketing the £300+ IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE like a winner.

It's the latter, everyone's favourite!

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"Looking for offers" 🙄

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8 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

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happy birthday @paulplom i’ve never seen anything quite like that ! 

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man logic

I think we need 2 cars , in case no 1 car breaks of which I am a named driver

I think we need 2 cars so I can have my own insurance and drive other cars incase no 1 car breaks

I think we need 2 cars so the wife wont go ape shit  when no 1 car breaks and I cant drive any other car ..

 

No 1 car clutch release bearing has just started sqealing ...

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I've had significantly worse days. 

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I've never done any performance driving or particularly hot cars. As it turned out, I can drive a bit quicker than I thought. 9th overall out of 50 participants on 8 activities. 6th fastest in the F3000 car. Generally 2nd fastest in my group but other groups had some serious drivers in them! 

Caterham Pursuit was great fun, a little skid/stunt course. Absolutely bloody bossed it, arse end sideways all the way but under complete control, no idea how! 😁

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