Crackers Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 And just quickly as it arrived... It's moved on up north. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 We supposedly had that in Thame overnight but we all slept right through it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 paulplom, Quintus, chodweaver and 5 others 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 No photos, but apparently someone has painted 'WELCOME TO LUTON' in big white letters... ... in a field under the final approach to Gatwick. dome, Popsicle, ProgRocker and 9 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 After last night's thunderstorm and downpour... We get this. It has its upsides and downsides, but this area really is something else on a summer evening. wuvvum and gm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 20 hours ago, Crackers said: And just quickly as it arrived... It's moved on up north. That is the Conservatives levelling up for you. privatewire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know. Remspoor, AnnoyingPentium, paulplom and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeahStornes Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 https://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/amp/couch-me-if-you-can-sofa-laden-driver-pulled-over-on-m20-267445/ Just to prove it's possible to fit a sofa in a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pastry Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, reb said: I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know. Before I looked at that I had a feeling I knew what it referred to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, reb said: I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know. You only don't want to know because you'd try it. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 minute ago, AnnoyingPentium said: You only don't want to know because you'd try it. 🤣 Mate, the only reason I've not tried is because I don't have any lightbulbs. myglaren, LightBulbFun and AnnoyingPentium 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I could suck a 380 or 382. Y, tho? twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 What makes me grin? @High Jetter nearly getting a full house Yahtzee. 😆 Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 It did? You need to get out more! Yahtzee is ok, but Texas hold'em is better! AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, reb said: Mate, the only reason I've not tried is because I don't have any lightbulbs. you mean not everyone has a literal closet full of lightbulbs like I do? and this picture was taken mid reorganisation, a good number more have been crammed into the empty spaces seen, and obviously does not account for all my fluorescent tubes either and because I could not help myself heres a picture I took 3 minutes ago actually quite proud of the amount I have managed to Tetris in there gm, AnnoyingPentium, Lacquer Peel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Just now, LightBulbFun said: you mean not everyone has a literal closet full of lightbulbs like I do? and this picture was taken mid reorganisation, a good number more have been crammed into the empty spaces seen, and obviously does not account for all my fluorescent tubes either and because I could not help myself heres a picture I took 3 minutes ago actually quite proud of the amount I have managed to Tetris in there Are you going to test it then? AnnoyingPentium and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, reb said: Are you going to test it then? you do realise that a standard size incandescent lightbulb is 60Mm wide right? you would have to have a very flexible lower jaw! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 privatewire, paulplom, nomiST and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 13 hours ago, reb said: I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know. There was a possible urban myth of a student getting taken to A&E in a cab with a light bulb in his gob, the driver took the piss out of him on the way but turned up himself an hour later in the same situation......resist the temptation just in case dome, AnnoyingPentium and Popsicle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Went for an interview yesterday. Got a call half an hour ago. Landed the job. HillmanImp, paulplom, chodweaver and 18 others 20 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Went for an interview yesterday. Got a call half an hour ago. Landed the job. I've got about 90% of the jobs I've ever interviewed for. The 10% I didn't are the ones I actually wanted. AnnoyingPentium, myglaren and Lacquer Peel 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, reb said: I've got about 90% of the jobs I've ever interviewed for. The 10% I didn't are the ones I actually wanted. This post is the only one that's even offered me an interview. It's full-time seasonal work (valeting) to keep me occupied during the summer. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: This post is the only one that's even offered me an interview. It's full-time seasonal work (valeting) to keep me occupied during the summer. Sounds like a 100% interview success rate to me! AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Dont try this at home. catsinthewelder, paulplom and HillmanImp 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyland Worldmaster Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 😂 paulplom, goosey, 808 Estate and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 cars, 1 floorpan The Moog, Lacquer Peel, AnnoyingPentium and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Less than six months apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 34 minutes ago, angle said: Less than six months apart. That training is optional though, not a test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 808 Estate said: Dont try this at home. Reminds me of 'the lighter game' my housemates and I used to play at our old place. Basically, we'd be sat there playing Tiger Woods or Halo on the XBox or something and someone would go to the toilet. As you heard them coming downstairs, you'd strategically chuck a lighter on the fire as near to where they were sat and then just casually wait for them to sit down. It would take 20 seconds or so for the lighter to explode/fire itself across the room like an Air France Concorde, hopefully towards the intended victim, ruining their aim or swing and handing you the advantage, whilst they tried to put out the flames, assuming it went to plan and didn't hit you, someone else or the cat or something. Surprisingly, I dont recall any serious injuries but that might just be due to my bad memory caused by too many head injuries........ possibly by exploding lighters hitting my noggin at high speed, who knows. horriblemercedes, catsinthewelder, twosmoke300 and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 It's just been noticed that someone has misplaced a massive cock and ball dildo outside the health centre with a suction cup on it along with some fishnet tights, I've never wanted to know the why who and how more 😃 aldo135, myglaren, HillmanImp and 5 others 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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