AnnoyingPentium Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 The left control key had stopped working on my laptop due to some software shite I really don't understand. It's now working again after I've done precisely fuck all to fix it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Charmer Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 1 hour ago, RoverFolkUs said: Think they could do with some grammar lesson's ....... Or just add before their shitey shite; "We repair previously botched, buggered or bolloxed...... 13 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: The left control key had stopped working on my laptop due to some software shite I really don't understand. It's now working again after I've done precisely fuck all to fix it. Spilt coffee, bogeys, nasal hair or any combination of all three moving around in the heady temperatures we are heading towards called "summertime". Just a thought. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 26 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: The left control key had stopped working on my laptop due to some software shite I really don't understand. It's now working again after I've done precisely fuck all to fix it. My laptop has a mind of its own, sometimes the keyboard will refuse to work unless I put it in sleep mode and switch it on again 🤷♂️ makes no sense to me how that can make any difference, but it does! Have I done anything to rectify that? Of course not! Snake Charmer and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Charmer Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 After spending an inordinate amount of time uploading CDs to my laptop over the weekend to "sync" with my phone for listening whilst a colleague is away, then having to trawl the tinternet to find a Windoze 8.1 fix just to connect the bloody phone via USB, l eventually realised sending them from Windoze Exploiter took seconds rom a CD Rip. Once that shite was dealt with, I did grin today through gritted teeth when realisation set in my Bose speaker was still at home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
62 Austin Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Look hard to see if you can find the errors _ _ _ supposed to be in English Wichita, Kansas dome, myglaren, Vantman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
62 Austin Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Always watch your........ Snake Charmer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Charmer Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 When P clips and cable ties just don't cut the mustard for your Lamba sensors. Even better, you have to use two types of silicone....... Remspoor and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 4 hours ago, 62 Austin said: Look hard to see if you can find the errors _ _ _ supposed to be in English Wichita, Kansas I took this yesterday. At enstion two d_tale = zer0 Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 myglaren, fatharris, iainrcz and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 twosmoke300, Wibble and privatewire 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 I had to read that twice 808 Estate, Remspoor, warch and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 It's not every day you encounter the phrase 'faeces-eating cult' 😲 https://www.thaienquirer.com/39988/leader-of-feces-eating-cult-arrested-after-11-dead-bodies-discovered-during-raid/ Sheefag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 27 minutes ago, Quintus said: It's not every day you encounter the phrase 'faeces-eating cult' 😲 https://www.thaienquirer.com/39988/leader-of-feces-eating-cult-arrested-after-11-dead-bodies-discovered-during-raid/ I'm not sure if this is Thailand but it doesn't look very appetising , if I ever went there I'd need to bring a freezer full of ready meals 6d96f885b9a4ce754cac3e5e3df9aced.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 16 minutes ago, Wack said: I'm not sure if this is Thailand but it doesn't look very appetising , if I ever went there I'd need to bring a freezer full of ready meals 6d96f885b9a4ce754cac3e5e3df9aced.mp4 3.03 MB · 0 downloads I presume they always ask 'You want flies with that?' but you get them anyway regardless! Snake Charmer and DSdriver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 1. explosive liquid 2. internal combustion engine 3. motion you cant have one without the other two which one didnt materialise? verdict: TWAT (who needs to borrow stevie wonders glasses as they woulda made a better job of it) verdict: STILL A TWAT *runs off to whimper in a corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 1 hour ago, hairnet said: you cant have one without the other two Let's talk about that tomorrow 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Overhead a guy saying to a kid "that'll put lead in your pencil" Fucking hilarious. I thought it was just my mental lot that said that. myglaren and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 That went down like a **** balloon then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Appleby Horse Fair. To stop the gyp, sorry “Travellers”, camping on the verges and turning them into a giant toilet , Cumbria County Council have put up fence posts at around 3m intervals all along the A 685 from Kirkby Stephen to Brough. Has anyone at the council realised they’ve just supplied them with free firewood at the tax payers expense? Remspoor and Matty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Metal Guru said: Appleby Horse Fair. To stop the gyp, sorry “Travellers”, camping on the verges and turning them into a giant toilet , Cumbria County Council have put up fence posts at around 3m intervals all along the A 685 from Kirkby Stephen to Brough. Has anyone at the council realised they’ve just supplied them with free firewood at the tax payers expense? In Middlewich they used to camp outside the ERF factory for months as the access road only went to ERF , when they fucked off the council put double yellow lines down which obviously they ignored ( traffic warden, you can fuck right off) Then once they'd fucked off again they put concrete storm drain sections down to stop them parking on the verge so obviously they just parked on the road making access to the factory difficult for the trucks, I went there one evening about 5pm and the concrete storm drains were square and just about the right height for a dinner table. Then one time I went and 2 caravans were wrecked , full of pick axe holes, I doubt that was the council though. Banger Kenny and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Helpful advice from the Finnish government. puddlethumper, Banger Kenny, Noel Tidybeard and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurious Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, myglaren said: Helpful advice from the Finnish government. Valtra power 💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 After 5 months fucking about I've managed to flog my transhit on Tuesday. Got a not unreasonable £11250. I owed £5k finance so it still but a few quid in my bank. I'm very happy to see the back of the cunt and I feel sorry for the poor fucker that will eventually end up with it. Ford? Never ever fucking again. Agila, Matty, loserone and 9 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 AnnoyingPentium, Sir Chocolate Teapot, adw1977 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Shatner, with his finest Ronnie Pickering impression: AnnoyingPentium, paulplom, rainagain and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 lol at the crickut @STUNO they get in new gadge for hengland who just happens to be ex kiwi playing staff LOL that the first game he will be involved in they play new zealand well it made me larf @Parky - do you have to yay for nz or get deported? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 3 hours ago, PhilA said: Shatner, with his finest Ronnie Pickering impression: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! RoverFolkUs and PhilA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! Yer Mr "bloody" trekkie. Am I right Jim? AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 When you go to a meditiation class and pretend to be asleep because you dont want to drop your guts in front of the class..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 ....you should have had a crap first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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