Wack Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Dave , it was left at that last light wasn't it LightBulbFun and catsinthewelder 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 I'm going to Leeds on Friday and Ma says can you drop idiot sister at the MOT place on the way? OK I suppose. I'm attempting conversation and Idiot says it's expensive here, I've had a full service and it was £180!!! Er, what did they do in this full service? Dunno really. Full service. Probably new spark plugs, not just changed the oil but changed the oil filter as well. Must have been a deluxe service if they did the filter as well as the oil. And it's very important to fit new spark plugs on your diesel renault van....... ************* Think she may have noticed I was taking the piss, 'cos she's left the invoice here for me to look at. Invoice says "full engine service @ 138575 miles. All filters changed and oil changed using 5w40 C3 oil £150+vat" Bargain! £15 of filters n £40 of oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 17 minutes ago, jakebullet said: I'm going to Leeds on Friday and Ma says can you drop idiot sister at the MOT place on the way? OK I suppose. I'm attempting conversation and Idiot says it's expensive here, I've had a full service and it was £180!!! Er, what did they do in this full service? Dunno really. Full service. Probably new spark plugs, not just changed the oil but changed the oil filter as well. Must have been a deluxe service if they did the filter as well as the oil. And it's very important to fit new spark plugs on your diesel renault van....... ************* Think she may have noticed I was taking the piss, 'cos she's left the invoice here for me to look at. Invoice says "full engine service @ 138575 miles. All filters changed and oil changed using 5w40 C3 oil £150+vat" Bargain! £15 of filters n £40 of oil? What about the hour of checking suspension, brakes, lights, seatbelts, wipers etc 🙄 loserone, The Moog and twosmoke300 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk1_4dr Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 18 minutes ago, jakebullet said: I'm going to Leeds on Friday and Ma says can you drop idiot sister at the MOT place on the way? OK I suppose. I'm attempting conversation and Idiot says it's expensive here, I've had a full service and it was £180!!! Er, what did they do in this full service? Dunno really. Full service. Probably new spark plugs, not just changed the oil but changed the oil filter as well. Must have been a deluxe service if they did the filter as well as the oil. And it's very important to fit new spark plugs on your diesel renault van....... ************* Think she may have noticed I was taking the piss, 'cos she's left the invoice here for me to look at. Invoice says "full engine service @ 138575 miles. All filters changed and oil changed using 5w40 C3 oil £150+vat" Bargain! £15 of filters n £40 of oil? Seems fair, it will have tied up a lift and tech for at least half hour. Garages have to make money too y'know? camryv6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, camryv6 said: What about the hour of checking suspension, brakes, lights, seatbelts, wipers etc 🙄 Think that was covered by the MOT done at the same time for £50. Forgot to mention garage is owned by someone on same donkey yard so at m8's rates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 1 minute ago, jakebullet said: Think that was covered by the MOT done at the same time for £50. Forgot to mention garage is owned by someone on same donkey yard so at m8's rates. They don't remove wheels or undertrays on an MOT twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 @Jon @STUNO When can we do thus agin @Parky you're unvited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Maybe not. But invoice says "full engine service", doesn't mention looking at anything else on the shitbox van. When she's thick enough to think diesels have spark plugs there's quite the scope for charging n doing what you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, jakebullet said: Maybe not. But invoice says "full engine service", doesn't mention looking at anything else on the shitbox van. When she's thick enough to think diesels have spark plugs there's quite the scope for charging n doing what you like. What even is a"full engine service" i thought you meant full service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 1 minute ago, camryv6 said: What even is a"full engine service" i thought you meant full service Haven't a clue. Invoice says "full engine service @ 138575 miles. All filters changed and oil changed using 5w40 C3 oil £150+vat". Given it's been driven <500 miles since last year's oil change they could have done chuff all. Doubt oil was that dirty. camryv6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 1 hour ago, jakebullet said: Haven't a clue. Invoice says "full engine service @ 138575 miles. All filters changed and oil changed using 5w40 C3 oil £150+vat". Given it's been driven <500 miles since last year's oil change they could have done chuff all. Doubt oil was that dirty. There is a man that hasn’t paid for or fitted many Renault diesel filters . dome and NorthernMonkey 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 got renewal for shit peugeot for old git email said fuck all so clicked into their website and logged in blah blah blah blah and then at teh bottom there was policy docs tab renewals tab below that which i saw first were two numbers that added up to 500 quid i had a fucking heart attack looking closer that was the excess clicked the renewals tab after figuring out what to press its only 75 cheaper than last year - wtf is up with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Austat, Snake Charmer, myglaren and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan the van Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said: I need this dog.😆😆 AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Saabnut, myglaren and Shite Ron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 This guy autotesting a little suzuki with a remembrance poppy on the grille Sigmund Fraud, The Moog, Crackers and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Its putting it in the handbrake isn't it? Come on, we saw this here years ago. It'll stop you getting £2.5k of speeding fines and points because the car will be stuck on your drive, unsellable for the rest of time. Banger Kenny, wuvvum, camryv6 and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 15 hours ago, hairnet said: got renewal for shit peugeot for old git email said fuck all so clicked into their website and logged in blah blah blah blah and then at teh bottom there was policy docs tab renewals tab below that which i saw first were two numbers that added up to 500 quid i had a fucking heart attack looking closer that was the excess clicked the renewals tab after figuring out what to press its only 75 cheaper than last year - wtf is up with that I let mine renew this year after little effort looking elsewhere as whatever I did put the price of a new policy at the same/up by £20! Its a strange world we live in nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wgl2019 Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 7 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: It is prohibited to allow your inebriated terrier to skateboard unless he extinguishes his cigar first? Maybe it's like the odd laws small towns in America bring in..... You may not take your Lion to the cinema for the Thursday matinée..... someone's done it so it gets banned! In other news this otherwise unexceptional looking dealership caught my eye..... Banger Kenny and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 26 minutes ago, Wgl2019 said: Maybe it's like the odd laws small towns in America bring in..... You may not take your Lion to the cinema for the Thursday matinée..... someone's done it so it gets banned! Used to be mates with a fella who moved out to Arizona. Apparently it's illegal to put a donkey in a bathtub there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Took my eldest out for a meal to celebrate his birthday. I gave his mate a lift in the BM. He told his dad I had an electric car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Arguably the worst pun I could think of. I'll get my coat. twosmoke300, Snake Charmer and Austat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Flow test is good , can still turn wine into water ..... AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 13 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: There's a Not The Nine O'Clock News sketch on exactly this, except the skateboard is a bicycle. I've got to find it again. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 13 hours ago, loserone said: This guy autotesting a little suzuki with a remembrance poppy on the grille The best thing about that is he looks exactly like the stereotypical Alto owner who can be found at the head of a 35mph queue of traffic on an A road near you. Wack, LightBulbFun and Crackers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
62 Austin Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 14 hours ago, Wgl2019 said: It is prohibited to allow your inebriated terrier to skateboard unless he extinguishes his cigar first? Maybe it's like the odd laws small towns in America bring in..... You may not take your Lion to the cinema for the Thursday matinée..... someone's done it so it gets banned! In other news this otherwise unexceptional looking dealership caught my eye..... * * * * In Kansas, it is against the law to pay off large debts with pennies. Everything was peachy until some ex-husband received a judgement against him for back child support of $10,000, and decided to deliver 1,000,000 pennies, loose, with a city truck, on his ex-wife's lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan the van Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Popsicle, DSdriver, puddlethumper and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 So much for high tech !!! https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1577097/ukraine-woman-down-drone-tomato-jar-russia-invasion-putin-latest-news-ont myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 On 3/7/2022 at 8:02 AM, hairnet said: @Jon @STUNO When can we do thus agin @Parky you're unvited Cool, I’m in. Bring a chilly bin and we’ll head out to Waikiku Beach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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