Mr_Bo11ox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Oh yeah, nice tits. Shame we can't quite see her c A new and surely unsurpassable low has been reached, cheers for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Is that the one where the drive chain snapped and decapitated the driver? Erm, almost. Count Zborowski who built both the Chittys then decided to build another car which was called the Higham Special. It was that car that Parry Thomas bought and turned into Babs, which decapitated him at Pendine. It was famously buried there, before being dug up and restored. Chitty Bang Bang was a rather risque phrase by the way, not at all suited to a film aimed at kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Madame Tussauds NIGHTS - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7DR2XlqoaU (NSFW) and from http://stickersonthecentralline.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonedepear Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 IMAG0461 by Tony Lloyd, on Flickr This would have gone in the grumpy thread. "Stupid rangey cunt taking up half the McDonalds car park for no reason" But then some bloke parked behind her, just close enough so she couldn't easily get out, and just far enough away to claim innocence, and she had to sit there like a plum until he'd finished his breakfast. The fact that she didn't dare just drive out forwards over a bit of kerb in her OMGMASSIVE4X4 is a whole other issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Two grins today - first, someone has bought the sierra LX! As predicted, somone just approached me in the street and asked to buy it, I'm putting a fresh MoT on it tomorrow (and transfering the disabled tax onto the ghia), he's collecting at the weekend. And no, he isn't a mong who wants to cosseh it, he likes standard sierra saphires and is over the moon to find a clean un-barried one. So to celebrate (and because I have some birthday money to spend) I went to clearance bargains and bought a colour laser printer to replace the canon poor-shot that completely failed to work last week. £60 for a Konika-Mintola magicolor network capable desktop sized thing that even specified "linux" as a supported system (min requirements red hat 9, suse 8.2 which made me lol, that's like the linux equivalent of 98SE...).Got it home, found the PPD file on the support website (it is on the disk, but my netbook has no drive) plugged it in and 5 minutes later it was printing documents with absolutely no fuss at all. All I had to do was tell the printer setup what it's IP address was and where I put the PPD file. Bing! I have some £20 notes to run off later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 good news and a happy birthday to you sir (for next monday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 ^ next monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 looking at the feedback of the company who have the lowest quote on Shiply to deliver the new BX to me and seeing Torsten's name in his feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Why does that truck look like it's leering at her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Hey Scary, did you manage to make a bit on the price of the Sierra then? Glad another Sierra lover has taken it on, is he local? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolting peasant Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Hey Scary, did you manage to make a bit on the price of the Sierra then? Glad another Sierra lover has taken it on, is he local? No, I'm selling it for the same £400 I paid, but putting a full MoT on it for him. I've had 6 months trouble free motoring from it for the cost of 2 tyres and the fuel, that will do for me. And yes, local (lol pog.... you haven't been in some of the shops round here). He tracked me down after seeing me drive it around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmicro Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 SOC - one of my erstwhile colleagues is a bit of a UNIX/Linux God, so if you ever get an issue, just growl me or PM, and I'll give him a shout. I have 2 Linux (UB1010) running here as firewalls, so I might even know. Ubuntu is the Autoshite way as it's free, and the colour scheme is nearly the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 On a late night train from Manchester to Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hey Scary, did you manage to make a bit on the price of the Sierra then? Glad another Sierra lover has taken it on, is he local? No, I'm selling it for the same £400 I paid, but putting a full MoT on it for him. I've had 6 months trouble free motoring from it for the cost of 2 tyres and the fuel, that will do for me. And yes, local (lol pog.... you haven't been in some of the shops round here). He tracked me down after seeing me drive it around. I think my phrasing highlighted my northern upbringing, didn't even see the ref to League of Gentlemen until it was spelt out to me (can pictures spell?) A bit like when I got a call off a Kiwi bloke a month or so back and answered the phone with 'Now then'.... Anyway, reason I asked was that I suddenly remembered the other night that I made a £50 profit on the Sierra when I sold it to you. And I'd bought it off a dealer. I'm such a shyster! Not bad for 17 months trouble free motoring, 1 tyre, thermostat and basic servicing. I really think it was the best car I've ever had, which probably goes to show how utterly low my standards/expectations are. Hope the Ghia surpasses it for you and cheers again for taking it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 having driven the sierra for a couple of days of days last week, i have to agree with you. Quite nice to drive, for a sierra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrett.in.the.USA Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Just seen this - instant grin! But then saw this - instant grump. Was this the last one left dya reckon? Date of Liability 01 01 2008Date of First Registration 10 11 1992Year of Manufacture 1992Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1324CCCO2 Emissions Not AvailableFuel Type PetrolExport Marker Not ApplicableVehicle Status UnlicensedVehicle Colour BLUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Whatever happened to Speedbird's Sierra with the DOHC 2.0L? The one that blew its gasket? Did Fred scrap it? or SOC fix it? Just wondering.... it led to the "whole hippie bus thing", lol. BING BONG fredtransit to the shite courtesy phone please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Fred held onto it for a while, then weighed it in I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Been helping my mate strip a few cars, load them up and weigh them in, I've had a gaggle load of spare parts and whilst on the way to the weighbridge we drove through some villages in Evesham I spotted loads of shite about, including a drive full of Maestro Vans and Astra Estates all overgrown with bushes and weed. There are plenty of old-fashined garages down that way with old shite laying around. I think I'll have to take a trip there sometime soon and get snapping away with the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 This Chinese bus makes me grin. Living the Autoshite dream!!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13446041 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Mr Robert Outlaw esq. of this very parish, his tat laden eBay listings and his very quick delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 work has moved - wandered down the street we're in to see a Pug 205 abandoned on a driveway and some old Renault - could be a Fuego - can only see the front of it in the distance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 This Chinese bus makes me grin. Living the Autoshite dream!!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13446041 Rejected by Stagecoach for being too well maintained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Rejected by Stagecoach for being too well maintained. Pah, I've taxed worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Got someone called Ali text me earlier wanting to view my Bora tomorrow, He/she seems quite keen and has asked if I'd take £2k for it which i will now, they are coming from Luton though, Fingers crossed that they will turn up and buy it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Got someone called Ali text me earlier wanting to view my Bora tomorrow, He/she seems quite keen and has asked if I'd take £2k for it which i will now, they are coming from Luton though, Fingers crossed that they will turn up and buy it! watch he doesnt bring his wife with him - she's a smackhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 The same thought has crossed my mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Seeing a ratted matt black 'n stickers Pisshat estate just like the one in the Ebay Bargains thread being carted off for scrap on the back of a hiab lorry earlier made made me grin enormously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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