Remspoor Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Boris: "I didn't realize I was at a party" boris.mp4 JeeExEll, wuvvum and richardmorris 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 The slow walk to the boss's office while you think of an excuse 35c7e55df24d5b6fac2a21c942fca625.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 This could easily have been a work email 🤣 "Dear Technicians: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a fucking bitch. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? Number 4 TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way. Number 5 TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! Number 6 TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. Number 7 TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. Number 8 TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? Number 9 TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work. Number 10 TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner? Number 11 TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues... INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass. Number 12 TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die. Number 13 TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass. Number 14 TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary. Number 15 TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. Number 16 TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This fucking job sucks. Number 17 TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck died and made you boss? Number 18 TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a prick." garethj, GrumpiusMaximus, Popsicle and 8 others 4 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyland Worldmaster Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 I didn't* laugh. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 6 hours ago, Leyland Worldmaster said: I didn't* laugh. I once came back to a jaguar XK8 with a car touching the back bumper like that I was parked in a narrow side street near a corner , a car stopped behind me touching the bumper with the back of his car right on the corner I thought cheeky cunt Then a bloke came out if a house and said he did that and pointed to an Asda van unloading down the street I went to the back of this car and he'd hit the corner of it that hard he'd shoved it into mine , caved it all in , bumper hanging off , light broken I walked down to ask about it , lad about 21-22 , I could tell he had no idea he'd hit it , the irony was I'd applied for a job with Asda a few weeks previously , 30 years experience of driving vans and I didn't even get an interview 🤣 myglaren and Leyland Worldmaster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 For all our IT techs https://dilbert.com/strip/2022-01-14 AnnoyingPentium, chaseracer, LightBulbFun and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 wuvvum, dome, somewhatfoolish and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Spurious, wuvvum and catsinthewelder 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 That time of year again,which it breezed through obviously....'cos Bulgaria Not impressed with the new shiney EcoSticker that have been introduced. Its been slapped onto the windscreen and is Mostly hidden behind the rear view mirror. Mostly... Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainagain Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Did a double take when I saw this on the A-Team last night. I didn’t even know they sold them in the US, I love what he’s done to it, I’m sure the Doctor would approve Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 You can't deny these rallying types have a good sense of humour. Fumbler, Tenmil Socket, Snake Charmer and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Arnside . Railway , pier and a haggis roll.. And then the drivers window dropped on the way home .. richardmorris and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 6 hours ago, rainagain said: Did a double take when I saw this on the A-Team last night. I didn’t even know they sold them in the US, I love what he’s done to it, I’m sure the Doctor would approve They did without the armour, but were not that successful. rainagain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 5 hours ago, MikeR said: Arnside . Railway , pier and a haggis roll.. And then the drivers window dropped on the way home .. There was a very nice cafe there last time we went. MikeR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 AnnoyingPentium, Austat, Remspoor and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, richardmorris said: There was a very nice cafe there last time we went. I think that's the one , they do all sorts of pies ,even to order ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, MikeR said: I think that's the one , they do all sorts of pies ,even to order ! Yes, all cooked to order. Was very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 somewhatfoolish, adw1977, neil1971 and 9 others 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Out Run said: Out Run 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 570781c8caee7694267943773a5e902b.mp4 AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Needs sound. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r5kdsqXDLn1s1ddrj.mp4 rainagain, Remspoor and Jerzy Woking 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 15 hours ago, rainagain said: Did a double take when I saw this on the A-Team last night. I didn’t even know they sold them in the US, I love what he’s done to it, I’m sure the Doctor would approve Imaginatively dubbed Le Car IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 9 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: Imaginatively dubbed Le Car IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Volkswagen Das Auto meme #Shorts.mp4 paulplom and wuvvum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 djokovic lol dont let the kangaroo hit ya in the arse on the way out neil1971, myglaren, DavieW and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurious Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, hairnet said: djokovic lol dont let the kangaroo hit ya in the arse on the way out twosmoke300, richardmorris, Austat and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Idiot gets car seized "A COCKY driver amused by a fellow motorist’s dealings with the police was himself apprehended after he was found to also be driving illegally. Essex Police’s Operational Support Group found an uninsured car being driven otherwise in accordance with a licence in Clacton on Friday. After seizing the vehicle and while loading it onto a recovery truck, a passing motorist tickled by the situation, beeped his horn and waved at the officers. After carrying out checks on their vehicle the policing team discovered it was also being driven with no insurance and otherwise in accordance with a licence. The officers subsequently pulled the vehicle over before also seizing it." Remspoor, AnnoyingPentium, The Moog and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 16 minutes ago, neil1971 said: Idiot gets car seized "A COCKY driver amused by a fellow motorist’s dealings with the police was himself apprehended after he was found to also be driving illegally. Essex Police’s Operational Support Group found an uninsured car being driven otherwise in accordance with a licence in Clacton on Friday. After seizing the vehicle and while loading it onto a recovery truck, a passing motorist tickled by the situation, beeped his horn and waved at the officers. After carrying out checks on their vehicle the policing team discovered it was also being driven with no insurance and otherwise in accordance with a licence. The officers subsequently pulled the vehicle over before also seizing it." What a tragedy.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 3 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: What a tragedy.* Steps were followed: A-B and B-A CaptainBoom and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Just realised I've completed 10000 miles in the Micra. That's some light use- the BX did 5000 during the summer alone! I've only had to replace 5 or so small items during that time and it's always returned me over 40MPG. It's a keeper. Remspoor, Dyslexic Viking, myglaren and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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