twosmoke300 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Either two people or a two team game . Play the song Roxanne . One drinks on Roxanne and one drinks on red light . If anyone drinks on the “R” when he doesn’t actually say Roxanne then they have to down the pint A bit like the And n The game where you put the news on and one drinks on and and one on the . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 When I worked in my old local we had a couple of football teams whose game was cancelled on a Sunday lunchtime because the ref didn't turn up. Most of them came back to the pub for a beer or five and to watch a televised game ...they decided to play a similar name game but with shots of various spirits . We had to rope in a few of the regular Barfly's to make up two full teams .... 22 drinkers , £20 per person , some passed out within 10 minutes, some disappeared , some projectile vomited , our game was abandoned at half-time due to no players fit to continue . We had coats, football kit, car keys all over the place for days !! . That game was never played again !!! Some good news though the bar take was up that day !!! DRINK RESPONSIBLY !!! Tenmil Socket, Rab and twosmoke300 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 On 12/26/2021 at 9:16 PM, Wack said: What kind of witchcraft is this https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8wN3Vcw/ No idea, but my rims could do with some of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Argos turned up this morning with a replacement washing machine .... it was to replace the new one we had bought before Xmas that had the left hand side pushed in . the original one with its damage we received just before Xmas , I installed it , used it , noticed the drum was not square with the door opening , put it down to the support springs , then when having a cuppa I could not unsee what I saw ,the left side from the soap drawer downwards to the base was pushed in 1/4 inch or so , that in turn was stressing the door and making it springy to shut , up till then it just looked like a bit of shadow on the front .. Got on the blower and finally got hold of a helpful human who asked if I wanted cash off or a replacement , I went for a replacement due to the stress on the door and I could not unsee the damage , so he promised me a post Xmas drop off of a replacement and pick up of the original one . so this morning they turned up , took the old one , dropped off the new one , checked new one over first and left me to connect up .. all working and looking good . all sorted , one phone call , no messing , 10/10 Spurious, Remspoor, Wack and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 8 hours ago, twosmoke300 said: Top tip - don’t challenge someone to a game of “ Roxanne” when they have a can of fosters and you have half a litre of strong JD n coke 😂 Same applies for games of "drink while you think" 🤔Is a drinking game thread a good/ painful/liver pickling/ bad idea? twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Passed the first of two CompTIA A+ exams! A+ is an industry certification for IT technicians and the like, hopefully this is the first step towards a more fulfilling career. I did really well in the exam considering how little I actually prepared for it. It was supposed to be last week but there was some technical issues that meant I had to reschedule. Time to start preparing for the second one now! richardmorris, wuvvum, stereotype and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 One for the mathematicians. TataBobu, Spurious, adw1977 and 7 others 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 All praise the British eccentric Best comment is his last three words , no shit myglaren, Surface Rust, cort16 and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 I couldn't quite catch what he said at the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 Didn't make it , I don't think he'd have made it if he'd started off in Northampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 I've hit a car in a car park Which one All of them f481cc8f523c1d44b8f9ecc4436e9bc0.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 8 hours ago, MikeR said: finally got hold of a helpful human Argos ...helpful human .. how the fk did you manage that .... Live chat is a bot ...fkin useless...no help on stock availability enquiry...no phone number for local store... Customer service human allegedly made contact via a text .... probably a bot ...still didn't answer the simplest of questions ...if only some cunt would pick up a fkin telephone nowadays😡😡😡 Ooops wrong thread 😕 DSdriver, MikeR and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 12/24/2021 at 10:18 AM, cort16 said: News just in Phil Mitchell tops Keven Webster by buying a Fiat 500C in a Tracksuit That salesman has just had a really good idea. Popsicle, cobblers, High Jetter and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 15 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said: Argos ...helpful human .. how the fk did you manage that .... Live chat is a bot ...fkin useless...no help on stock availability enquiry...no phone number for local store... Customer service human allegedly made contact via a text .... probably a bot ...still didn't answer the simplest of questions ...if only some cunt would pick up a fkin telephone nowadays😡😡😡 Ooops wrong thread 😕 it ( the bot ) didna understand me accent .. and passed me on mitsisigma01 and DSdriver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 eyeyey or fahhhhkin ell mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 They fookin robot dis nae ken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 One of my favourite eBay listings ever, still makes me chuckle. Jamie, New POD, DSdriver and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 myglaren and Popsicle 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 today i am day off so filled the tank on the mx5……….. ………and pissed it all away up in the hills excellent fun so glad i didn’t sorn it for the winter garethj, cobblers, The Moog and 22 others 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Just smelled my old best mate from the mid 90's. Ok that needs further explanation, just out of shower, reached for a lynx can, it's only retro java I think I got for Christmas. My old mate Dave used to wear that back in the day. Still smells shit though, it's no Africa 🤣 warch and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Let's just say my wife and I had a cooped up for too long domestic earlier this evening This just popped up on Facebook , what do they know that I don't Banger Kenny, anonymous user and Remspoor 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just been talking to a guy that owns a body shop One of his customers had an new RS6 , he'd been for PPE and paint correction but he was obsessed with it , decided he wanted an interim oil service so bough the correct oil and took it to one of the high st tyre service places They did the oil change , took it off the ramp , gave it back , he got about a mile and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so he took it back , they got a guy in to scan it and it came up with a gearbox fault What numbnuts had done was removed the sump plug , drained the oil , refilled it and given it back , only he'd drained the gearbox oil and filled the engine up so it had double the oil in it There's a moral to this story but I'm sure you can work it out Tenmil Socket, catsinthewelder, chodweaver and 4 others 1 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 You don't get thicker than a Kwik fit fitter ... Tenmil Socket, myglaren, Wack and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 32 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said: You don't get thicker than a Kwik fit fitter ... That's quite a tongue twister there. 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 18 hours ago, Agila said: Just smelled my old best mate from the mid 90's. Ok that needs further explanation, just out of shower, reached for a lynx can, it's only retro java I think I got for Christmas. My old mate Dave used to wear that back in the day. Still smells shit though, it's no Africa 🤣 I can still remember the lovely smell of Lynx Oriental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Today I shall be mainly eating Oliebolle with a few Appelflappe. The wife makes some mean ones. I am a fat git with a sweet tooth who will never say no to them! Just will not be on the streets of Rotterdam. https://www.rotterdamcentrum.nl/en/news/delicious-oliebollen-rotterdam puddlethumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 10 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said: I can still remember the lovely smell of Lynx Oriental. Yeah. I used to use that. Back in the day you couldn't beat the success rate with Fahrenheit or Kouros. Moved onto joop original late nineties. One squirt would make your house stink for a week. No idea what the hell was in that. I had an amazing night with Miss Doncaster(yes that was such a thing) thanks to joop once. Worth every penny it cost in Boots 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 All of those smelt like teargas then and still do; why do people perpetrate such nasal atrocities upon everyone? myglaren and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Wack said: Just been talking to a guy that owns a body shop One of his customers had an new RS6 , he'd been for PPE and paint correction but he was obsessed with it , decided he wanted an interim oil service so bough the correct oil and took it to one of the high st tyre service places They did the oil change , took it off the ramp , gave it back , he got about a mile and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so he took it back , they got a guy in to scan it and it came up with a gearbox fault What numbnuts had done was removed the sump plug , drained the oil , refilled it and given it back , only he'd drained the gearbox oil and filled the engine up so it had double the oil in it There's a moral to this story but I'm sure you can work it out Not the first time that kind of thing has happened. https://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/681930-Just-another-reason-not-to-take-your-S4-to-an-instant-oil-change-shop myglaren, Tenmil Socket and Wack 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 some years back i was watching a guy working on a very nice jag while i was having tyres fitted. i presume the jag was needing a ball joint or track rod end as the guy had the oxy acetylene torch out and was belting seven bells out of something. then it went very quiet. then the shouting started. then the customer saw the massive gouge in his wing from a misjudged swing of the lump hammer. not sure how it ended as my tyres were done and i nicked off sharpish before things got too heated myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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