Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 32 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said: No more that it looks like several stoned moles have been there I'd feel sorry for the mole that tunnelled its way into cat turd. Dyslexic Viking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 9 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: I'd feel sorry for the mole that tunnelled its way into cat turd. Tadhg Tiogar, DeeJay, Remspoor and 6 others 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 He pulled his trump card and won the game 🙄 Remspoor and anonymous user 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 I hadn't noticed the bird, I thought the reference was to the Donald Trump mole in the post above beko1987 and Remspoor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 19 hours ago, andy18s said:  Either something is wrong with my monitor/eyes or someone is lying about the colour of that bus. wuvvum, myglaren and LightBulbFun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 hour ago, beko1987 said: He pulled his trump card and won the game 🙄 Yeah, playing dinosaur bingo against an actual dinosaur is never going to end well. beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inca-mpetent Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 18 hours ago, D.E said: Oh damn, I remember that children's book(no seriously, it's a children's book) "The mole who wanted to know who shat on his head" Â Might have a copy somewhere at my parent's D.E, Banger Kenny, LightBulbFun and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 19 hours ago, D.E said: Life imitating art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Some thieving scote had a bad day  This car has a manicat, thieving scrote has nicked a silencer. Remspoor, Matty, Ghosty and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 The police got back to me about the nasty old lady from my grump of the other day. They visited her yesterday and agree she is not safe to drive, the car shouldn't be driven until fixed (she is insured) and she should not be out on her own. They have arranged for a health visitor to, erm, visit. Remspoor, myglaren, High Jetter and 7 others 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Rocket Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 20 minutes ago, meggersdog said: The police got back to me about the nasty old lady from my grump of the other day. They visited her yesterday and agree she is not safe to drive, the car shouldn't be driven until fixed (she is insured) and she should not be out on her own. They have arranged for a health visitor to, erm, visit. You did the right thing. Years back my elderly neighbour started having a series of car crashes; stupid things like hitting the wrong pedal etc and knocking over walls. It was only a matter of time until he hurt someone. I had to jump through the most ridiculous hoops to get attention from the authorities, doctors appointments etc until he was called to a meeting at a local DVLA office. He had to answer questions, they checked his reactions and took him out in a learner car. They did revoke his licence straight away, which is sad but was unfortunately necessary. Remspoor and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 anonymous user, Shite Ron, 808 Estate and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 4 hours ago, vulgalour said: Either something is wrong with my monitor/eyes or someone is lying about the colour of that bus. I was wondering who would spot that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Could be handy, but what the hell does a church need a project manager for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, anonymous user said: Could be handy, but what the hell does a church need a project manager for? It could turn out to be Hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 30 minutes ago, anonymous user said: Could be handy, but what the hell does a church need a project manager for? No so much a church But a diocese. A multimillion pound organisation employing lots of people, owning lots of land, and buildings, working with lots of different community groups. I wonder if they'd employ a none believer? Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 14 minutes ago, New POD said: No so much a church But a diocese. A multimillion pound organisation employing lots of people, owning lots of land, and buildings, working with lots of different community groups. I wonder if they'd employ a none believer? You must believe in something, no? loserone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Remspoor said: You must believe in something, no? Mammon. wuvvum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Remspoor said: You must believe in something, no? No. Remspoor, puddlethumper and loserone 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Some might say the cut off ad must have been an act of god.  Demons might be more use to a Diocese than a project manager. It's a fairly standard religious tactic. Q: How can we get more people to attend church (and give us their money)? A: Scare them into it with demons! anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Inca-mpetent said: Oh damn, I remember that children's book(no seriously, it's a children's book) "The mole who wanted to know who shat on his head" Â Might have a copy somewhere at my parent's Isn't that book called What's on my head? Or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Anyone want any windows fitting? Last night and tonight, working in the pitch black 😆 They're just packing up, 22:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 2 hours ago, New POD said: I wonder if they'd employ a none believer? What's a none? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inca-mpetent Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Isn't that book called What's on my head? Or something like thatProbably, this is a translation of the title I know(the Dutch one)Sent from my Redmi Note 9 Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairkens Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 9 hours ago, iainrcz said: Anyone want any windows fitting? Last night and tonight, working in the pitch black 😆 They're just packing up, 22:40 Our neighbours had pointing done in a similar fashion this time last year. It is, unsurprisingly, a complete mess. Looks like Gulliver has spaffed all over the walls iainrcz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Ford marketing meeting. What high class brand do we want to associate our new camper with? How about McDonalds Chicken Nuggets and Neds that call each other pure fuckin nuggets while drinking buck fast in the park? That could work? Ha Ha, you're a pure fuckin custom nugget man.  Remspoor, somewhatfoolish, Banger Kenny and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Presumably available with Diddy, Roaster or Rocket option packs? I think even FoMoCo would draw the line at Bawbag. Edit to add; I'd hope there would be room for a Dobber option too. privatewire and cort16 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Not sure what thread to put this in. Â myglaren, Tadhg Tiogar, richardmorris and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 2 hours ago, 808 Estate said: Not sure what thread to put this in. Â Give it to @dollywobbler or @LightBulbFun thread(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 4 hours ago, 808 Estate said: Not sure what thread to put this in. Â Ooh, you little fibber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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