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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread


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3 hours ago, anonymous user said:

I have used various Sir Humphrey phrases in reports at work, it is the best instruction guide to Government and Local Government that you can get.

I am no longer sure that art is imitating life, or that the current gov is imitating art.

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29 minutes ago, Matty said:

Went to lidl with the kids in my 18 year old BMW. Came out to find this graffiti had appeared on the wall opposite 🤣🤣🤣

@Jamie who'dve thought our cocks were that small 😁

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Never underestimate how long a word "overcompensating" is.

They obviously didn't have enough space to write "you're" either.

Double fail.

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Came home from picking up.my prescriptions and spotted this. In the pots by the back door which are full.of rain water and what looked like a dead frog. 20211023_122339.thumb.jpg.e78905f014e069ca69e3050e4ed12065.jpg20211023_122344.thumb.jpg.fdaf252bd016545f4ceadd641db8ae26.jpg

anyway. I decided to pour it and the water on to the flower bed.

it moves. I hope I've saved it in time. Last seen trying to hop away. 

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36 minutes ago, New POD said:

Came home from picking up.my prescriptions and spotted this. In the pots by the back door which are full.of rain water and what looked like a dead frog. 20211023_122339.thumb.jpg.e78905f014e069ca69e3050e4ed12065.jpg20211023_122344.thumb.jpg.fdaf252bd016545f4ceadd641db8ae26.jpg

anyway. I decided to pour it and the water on to the flower bed.

it moves. I hope I've saved it in time. Last seen trying to hop away. 

Hopefully not the endangered Natterjack Toad which Formby is famous for ! 

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27 minutes ago, omegod said:

Hopefully not the endangered Natterjack Toad which Formby is famous for ! 

We are some way away from the dunes, so unlikely. It has hopped off now. At least it's not in the flower bed as far as I can see. 

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6 hours ago, New POD said:

Came home from picking up.my prescriptions and spotted this. In the pots by the back door which are full.of rain water and what looked like a dead frog. 20211023_122339.thumb.jpg.e78905f014e069ca69e3050e4ed12065.jpg20211023_122344.thumb.jpg.fdaf252bd016545f4ceadd641db8ae26.jpg

anyway. I decided to pour it and the water on to the flower bed.

it moves. I hope I've saved it in time. Last seen trying to hop away. 

It's a frog , we had one on the back door step the other nite 

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A few years back i found a dumped Chinese Generator on the floor next to some recyling bins and took it home only to find it had no compression.

Long story short the inlet valve was tight in its guide and when it got hot it got stuck,i cleaned/polished the valve and guide but it still jammed up when hot so i then got a friend with a lathe to take a bit off the valves stem.

This time it ran ok for a couple of hours before stopping so i had the hump with it and pushed it under the bench and forgot about it for a couple of years until today when i dragged it out and had another look at it.

It still wouldn't run and the compression seemed low but i doubt it needs much anyway so i pulled the spark plug out a straight away found a big lump of oily clag stuck between its electode and earth tag,which when removed it fired up and has ran perfect all day.

Happy days...

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