cort1977 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Grin at work today, helicopter services to the offshore platforms have been delayed recently with various breakdowns and spares issues resulting in complaints. Babcocks response indicated that their choppers were not 'going tech' i.e. breaking down, they were in fact undergoing ‘Unscheduled Engineering Events’. I have already advised the wife that in future our vehicles may undergo such events rather than shitting themselves like they usually do. The Moog, puddlethumper, Saabnut and 14 others 6 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 you mean an FTP has resulted from a UEE? 🤣 cort1977 and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Is it degraded performance or are they falling out of the sky? Obviously the former. Lots of warning lights and going into limp home mode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort1977 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Apparently things like a part for the nose wheel on one aircraft has been on order from Sikorsky for a while. They hold some critical spares locally but other things are on a call-off contract and are experiencing delays. Like everyone else it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Coprolalia, BL Bloke, Isopon and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Jamie said: One of my mates actually done this once after a night out with me minus the shitting in the kettle. Walked into a random old dears house on his street after a night out absolutely blitzed thinking it was his, walked into the living room and crashed on the couch. Ended up getting lifted & woke up in the cells the next morning with no idea what he'd done. Went back round the next day rather sheepishly and apologised. Lucky for him he never stumbled into some nutcases gaff 😂 He doesn't drink much nowadays Banger Kenny, Jamie, JeeExEll and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Reminds me of what they used to do in prison. Drop a log, fill with water above log level. Keep boiling it and boiling and boiling, until boiled dry. Cooked turd at 90 degrees is not nice. Jamie and Snake Charmer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Sunday ended bad. Working on eh Westminster late PM and the thing would not start. Had the battery on charge earlier in the week and it did not drop much over the following days. Battery is dated 2008! Today, Monday, I took a look at the dizzy. The carbon brush from the cap to the rotor arm was a bit mushie. Cleaned that up. The points were not opening enough, reset them. Fired up quickly. Video below. Sunday non start and Monday engine running. Sorry for crappy editing I had to use a programme new to me and the compression for this website makes it look like potato cam. BTW the temp today reached 27 cent. Way too hot to work outside But I needed to do something. Westminster.mp4 Shite Ron, Blake's Den and LightBulbFun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 dome, NorfolkNWeigh, yohan and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Eating my breakfast watching Godfather 3 on Sky, Don Corleone goes to Italy and travels in a convoy of ; Quattroporte, Gamma and Alfa 6 . My new dream lottery fleet. privatewire, Tadhg Tiogar and S2000 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 15 hours ago, SRi05 said: One of my mates actually done this once after a night out with me minus the shitting in the kettle. Walked into a random old dears house on his street after a night out absolutely blitzed thinking it was his, walked into the living room and crashed on the couch. Ended up getting lifted & woke up in the cells the next morning with no idea what he'd done. Went back round the next day rather sheepishly and apologised. Lucky for him he never stumbled into some nutcases gaff 😂 He doesn't drink much nowadays Aww man, pooping in someone's kettle. You just wouldn't. Hope it was never switched on. But then you wouldn't expect it to be in there so you would just switch on the kettle. Aaaaaaarghhhh. Whilst 'rather inebriated' a mate once pissed in his girlfriend's wardrobe. All over her handbags and fancy shoes and boots. (It was a mate, not me). privatewire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 16 hours ago, Jamie said: They could have had DNA out of the turd in the kettle, which might have helped with identification.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: They could have had DNA out of the turd in the kettle, which might have helped with identification.... The Phantom Kettle Shitter of Old Yeovile Town has sought to frame this innocent inebriate, and had the audacity to vomit on the floor too! 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: They could have had DNA out of the turd in the kettle, which might have helped with identification.... 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 19 hours ago, JeeExEll said: Whilst 'rather inebriated' a mate once pissed in his girlfriend's wardrobe. All over her handbags and fancy shoes and boots. (It was a mate, not me). My mate had a period of sleepwalking and would think he had gone to the toilet for a pee, only to find in the morning that he had done it in the cupboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 If we are still on this topic my mate Simon did these two horrendous things. 1. Got home after a session, crapped in the kitchen sink, wiped his arse with his underpants (then threw those in the sink), then went to bed and left them for his Mrs to find in the morning. 2. After going for crap in a town centre boozer then realising there was no toilet paper. He waddled back out of the toilets with trousers and pants around his ankles and proclaimed "there's no fucking paper" to a packed audience. This was in our infamous drinking days so please don't judge too harshly. Thankfully now he has stopped drinking he's normal. twosmoke300, JeeExEll and privatewire 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Austat, Remspoor, Surface Rust and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Watched this a few days ago and it has just reappeared in the recommendations. If the name of the pump weren't amusing enough the BC's double-entendres are even more so, especially as I suspect that many are unintentional. twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 found on the central reservation of the local dual carriageway - 50m of three core cable - that'll come in handy LightBulbFun, myglaren, dome and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 15 minutes ago, gm said: found on the central reservation of the local dual carriageway - 50m of three core cable - that'll come in handy What where you doing on the central reservation, to find that? Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 1 minute ago, DVee8 said: What where you doing on the central reservation, to find that? I drove past it so pulled up and walked back richardmorris and Remspoor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Picked up some paperweights today, bit of a nostalgia thing really since my late gran and late mum used to sort of collect them. Cleaned them up, arranged them nicely, and then sat down at my desk. Got up, moved the tall one somewhere else. Remspoor, nomiST and privatewire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Twat of the week award goes to this guy Spoiler - twat Driving on the beach in a lowered sports car - twat Getting stuck- twat Best bit , he's a banned driver https://www.facebook.com/groups/3535660586462020/permalink/4623396581021743/ Update High Jetter, Tadhg Tiogar, Shite Ron and 13 others 2 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Wack said: Twat of the week award goes to this guy Spoiler - twat Driving on the beach in a lowered sports car - twat Getting stuck- twat Best bit , he's a banned driver https://www.facebook.com/groups/3535660586462020/permalink/4623396581021743/ To get to the harbour, you have to drive past the police station which is a few hundred yards down the road. Good job he thought of that before driving a police magnet past with no licence..... Wack, myglaren, DSdriver and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Or maybe you can't..... Three Speed, Sir Chocolate Teapot, Austat and 14 others 1 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 louiepj, Leyland Worldmaster, richardmorris and 12 others 5 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusty Sills Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 On 7/28/2021 at 9:35 AM, Agila said: If we are still on this topic my mate Simon did these two horrendous things. 1. Got home after a session, crapped in the kitchen sink, wiped his arse with his underpants (then threw those in the sink), then went to bed and left them for his Mrs to find in the morning. 2. After going for crap in a town centre boozer then realising there was no toilet paper. He waddled back out of the toilets with trousers and pants around his ankles and proclaimed "there's no fucking paper" to a packed audience. This was in our infamous drinking days so please don't judge too harshly. Thankfully now he has stopped drinking he's normal. I'll add to the pissing contest I used to sleep walk. My old dad used to remind me often of the time I turned left instead of right into my sister's room and pee'd on her. The second time there were shouts of 'dad he's doing it again' In fairness I was 10! Never heard a thing!!! 😴 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Crusty Sills said: I turned left instead of right and pee'd on her. I knew a girl who liked that years ago S2000 and DSdriver 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 SpaceX win contract for Tesco Express home delivery. anonymous user, LightBulbFun, puddlethumper and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 3 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: SpaceX win contract for Tesco Express home delivery. This lives just around the corner from me in Stafford! Where's the pic taken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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