Parky Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 8 hours ago, hairnet said: @Parky @TooManyPeopleMovers I typed budget wrong this happened Don’t forget the three grand quarantine fee!!! First day on the job vaccinating Kiwis today. Not doing the jabbing, just keeping tabs on them post vax and saving their lives in case. Quite bizarre to think the people are reliant on the fast reactions of three nurses and a financial adviser with two hours CPR training under his belt but an honour they think I am up to it. Was quite good. Resisted the temptation to talk to the punters about their investments and pensions and instead concentrated on getting 400 processed today (quiet). At the peak we hope to increase this by a factor of three or four. There were also some shots left over so I had my first one today so am Pfizered up. No improvement to mobile phone reception as of yet but Bill Gates just rang and asked me if I could put the TV3 News on as there was a story about a goat he wanted to see. myglaren, Snake Charmer, chodweaver and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Remspoor, The Moog, St.Jude and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 On Facefuck this morning- twosmoke300 and Leyland Worldmaster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyland Worldmaster Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Tamworthbay said: On Facefuck this morning- "No sarccy [Sic] remarks" Priceless! 🤭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 That picture is very old. Been circulating on the web for forever. Rusty_Rocket, LightBulbFun and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 53 minutes ago, Talbot said: That picture is very old. Been circulating on the web for forever. Relevance? It’s the what makes you grin thread, it made me grin this morning. New POD, LightBulbFun, myglaren and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 My brother's partner is a police officer. A DS I think. Turns out my niece, who is 3 ish, has been going around school threatening kids that her mum will Taser them unless they're nice to her 🤣 Leyland Worldmaster, Banger Kenny, beko1987 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Clearly these two individuals have their own ideas about what makes the best Merc! richardmorris, The Moog and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Crackers said: Clearly these two individuals have their own ideas about what makes the best Merc! I'm actually just watching JayEmm, and then Hubnut. Clearly the answer is W124. richardmorris 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Crackers said: Clearly these two individuals have their own ideas about what makes the best Merc! Never watch MG . The 220 is looking good. even with a 4 pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 6 hours ago, Crackers said: Clearly these two individuals have their own ideas about what makes the best Merc! It's two polar opposite channels JM is a complete twat but Laurie, the long haired chap with a beard who used to appear on his channel was excellent. Ian is ace but it's far better without the hairy twat 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Looked quite promising from a distance , disappointing closer up though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethj Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 I saw this on a presentation about idiots in the workplace yesterday, by Christ it rang true! anonymous user, Remspoor and chaseracer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Surprising variety of typefaces used on this given it dates from 1753*. The quality of the cabinetmaking is peerless*. Remspoor, Fumbler, GrumpiusMaximus and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 2 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: The quality of the cabinetmaking is peerless*. Made from plastic and with bits borrowed from other manufacturers? garethj, PhilA, somewhatfoolish and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 3 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: Surprising variety of typefaces used on this given it dates from 1753*. 1753? That's nearly 6 o'clock somewhatfoolish, myglaren, DeeJay and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 A bunch of hipster kids in the pub last night, smoking Sherlock Holmes style pipes. Makes a change from those steam-bong things that remind me of a K-series with a radiator full of Vimto. somewhatfoolish and twosmoke300 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 12:52, iainrcz said: My brother's partner is a police officer. A DS I think. Turns out my niece, who is 3 ish, has been going around school threatening kids that her mum will Taser them unless they're nice to her 🤣 How does she even know about Tasers? It's not the sort of thing that comes up in conversation with a 3 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Probably saw mummy in uniform and asked "what's that for" and had an explanation, along with "and you must never touch it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 51 minutes ago, anonymous user said: Probably saw mummy in uniform and asked "what's that for" and had an explanation, along with "and you must never touch it" I've come to the conclusion, uniforms, workwear and the like should be left at work. I like the 1980s when old blokes woukd come to work in a shirt and tie and then get changed into overalls, and nurses, who didn't travel to and from hospitals in uniform which must be better for infection control. somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dome Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 30 minutes ago, New POD said: I've come to the conclusion, uniforms, workwear and the like should be left at work. I like the 1980s when old blokes woukd come to work in a shirt and tie and then get changed into overalls, and nurses, who didn't travel to and from hospitals in uniform which must be better for infection control. I'm sorry but if you don't want nurses to bring their uniforms home with them then we can't be friends Wack, catsinthewelder, Banger Kenny and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, dome said: I'm sorry but if you don't want nurses to bring their uniforms home with them then we can't be friends Mine still has hers from the 1980s - And the hat. Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, New POD said: How does she even know about Tasers? It's not the sort of thing that comes up in conversation with a 3 year old. Knowing my brother he said something and she overheard. Or got it from her older sister, or possibly she saw one and asked what it was. Or maybe heard her Mum, according to her "Mummy shouts at Daddy a lot" 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, New POD said: Mine still has hers from the 1980s - And the hat. ....and the upside-down watch hanging from a safety pin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: ....and the upside-down watch hanging from a safety pin? Timex. It's in a draw somewhere. Banger Kenny, myglaren and Tadhg Tiogar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Charmer Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Best view of the M25 I have had for a while, nicer round leafy Surrey lanes though. 😁 Minimad5, S2000, privatewire and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 catsinthewelder, tinribs, face and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 In 1 week , my 6 week hols start... Just having a practice run Gets hat and runs for door .... myglaren and Remspoor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TataBobu Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 I've bought a house in the countryside (Romania, not UK) for the full price of a Sandero. Sure, it's not been lived in in 20 years, but it's still standing and the roof is not leaking. Just cleared the jungle in the yard, and now I can asses the damage to the building and make plans to turn it into a summer retreat. Minimad5, loserone, LightBulbFun and 27 others 29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Leaving my parents house my dad enquired if I had a breville? I gave him a puzzled looked and assumed he was going to offer me a vintage sandwich toaster. He said one of the things you put a disc on the end as well as other bits. He meant a dremel. Snake Charmer, LightBulbFun, richardmorris and 12 others 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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