Crackers Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Not taking the P6 for an extended drive? When I eventually haul myself out of bed! 😁 Tadhg Tiogar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 I was browsing on my phone and this happened !!!! I was able to take a piccy as evidence .. Has my phone been compromised ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Is your next door neighbour called Abbey? Go and see if she wants to borrow a cup of sugar Remspoor, Minimad5 and Wack 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, cobblers said: Is your next door neighbour called Abbey? Go and see if she wants to borrow a cup of sugar U mean its some one nearby dropping a hint ??? And i have blown it ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, MikeR said: U mean its some one nearby dropping a hint ??? And i have blown it ..... Offer her some buns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Airdrop +Abbey=Airbaggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 9 hours ago, MikeR said: I was browsing on my phone and this happened !!!! I was able to take a piccy as evidence .. Has my phone been compromised ??? You should recognise those, they're Newpods, he keeps sending them to me. For a middle aged bloke, he's got a belting rack, like. I keep telling him to fuck that engineering bollocks off and get his arse on that 'Only Fans' malarkey. twosmoke300, Zie, brandersnatch and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 On 5/28/2021 at 8:18 PM, somewhatfoolish said: Where's Wanksy when you need him? Last seen doing time in Reading Prison, I believe. JeeExEll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 A bit pissed in the garden , found something to play with on my phone , super slow Mo 20210529_220017-VC.mp4 Fumbler, S2000, Floatylight and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Idly browsing cheap private plates and came across this: I don't need it, there's better things for me to spend my money on, but I'm very tempted. LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 45 minutes ago, reb said: Idly browsing cheap private plates and came across this: I don't need it, there's better things for me to spend my money on, but I'm very tempted. Same here. Spotted a nice one for £470, but can only use it on cars from September 2021 onwards.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Stanky, wuvvum, Coprolalia and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Finally got round to changing the lawn mower oil. It was still on the original "running in oil". Supposed to be changed ridiculously early like first two uses or 1hr or something. Slightly* overdue as I never seemed to bother, still only had the mower about 5 years 😆😆😆 Must try harder, to make it worse I did have the oil on the shelf next to it. Used the pella 6000 pump and 440ml of fresh stuff. 1 minute job. 1l of oil is only £4.99 at screwfix. I'm an absolute disgrace 😆 Well done for briggs and Stratton (450e) for making a bell end proof engine. DeeJay, myglaren, Banger Kenny and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo3002 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 1 hour ago, andy18s said: hitler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 LightBulbFun, rainagain, myglaren and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 What made me grin today? Having a go of a 2007 Ford Mustang 4.6 V8... manual. I only got up to about 2/3rds throttle before nudging the speed limit. Remspoor and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 17 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Same here. Spotted a nice one for £470, but can only use it on cars from September 2021 onwards.... Some guy on a Mustang forum was browsing the DVLA site last year and found TH14STY for £250 but instead of buying it he posted it and asked if he should buy it Of course when he went back it'd gone Tadhg Tiogar, myglaren, Shite Ron and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Ooer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Saabnut, Tadhg Tiogar, Fumbler and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muniphobia Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 And with 3 years over the use by date like Meghan they are past their best... S2000, Shite Ron, Three Speed and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auntiemaryscanary Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 (edited) BBQ was going well, all enjoying food etc... alcohol had been consumed. I can't even prise it off. It's done 4 years but all I can think of is getting the grinder out. Edited May 31, 2021 by auntiemaryscanary Numptinesse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Let my dog have a little treat. Cat was less than amused.... If looks could kill. Remspoor, Keymaster, Crackers and 9 others 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 I was a little irritated at this until I realised that the 'conversion' was done over 40 years ago: https://www.kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-wells/news/jaguar-and-morris-minor-cut-and-shut-on-sale-248234/ Vantman and richardmorris 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 37 minutes ago, GrumpiusMaximus said: I was a little irritated at this until I realised that the 'conversion' was done over 40 years ago: https://www.kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-wells/news/jaguar-and-morris-minor-cut-and-shut-on-sale-248234/ Very much an acquired taste; when it last came up for auction in 2011, it was on French plates and failed to sell.... .....and here it is on its original British plates, with its creator anonymous user and GrumpiusMaximus 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Guy in Wales pulled a gun out in a kebab shop over NOT wearing a face mask. Jailed for 20 months and police found a cannabis farm at his house when arresting him. Easily identified on crystal clear CCTV. You can make your own mask jokes. Grinning just for the absolute ironic situation. catsinthewelder, Tadhg Tiogar, Shite Ron and 8 others 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 39 minutes ago, Agila said: Guy in Wales pulled a gun out in a kebab shop over NOT wearing a face mask. Jailed for 20 months and police found a cannabis farm at his house when arresting him. Easily identified on crystal clear CCTV. You can make your own mask jokes. Grinning just for the absolute ironic situation. At the end of the day, you can't fix stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 5 hours ago, GrumpiusMaximus said: I was a little irritated at this until I realised that the 'conversion' was done over 40 years ago: https://www.kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-wells/news/jaguar-and-morris-minor-cut-and-shut-on-sale-248234/ The Furious Driving dude made a video on this contraption a few days ago. GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-57329077 Road Ragu LightBulbFun, Unclefester, Isopon and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juular Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Looks like spaghetti junction.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Agila said: Guy in Wales pulled a gun out in a kebab shop over NOT wearing a face mask. Jailed for 20 months and police found a cannabis farm at his house when arresting him. Easily identified on crystal clear CCTV. You can make your own mask jokes. Grinning just for the absolute ironic situation. I was thinking the kebab shop owner had pulled out a gun. I was sending parcels today in One Shop and the lady behind the counter was having no one coming in without a mask. She sent 5 builders away, who had clearly come to get meal deals. Her words : Don't give me any bullshit, you spend all day on a building site, it's not like I'm going to believe any of you have breathing difficulties. They managed to find masks in their vans. I imagine if she had a gun, she'd definately point it. wuvvum, myglaren, R1152 and 10 others 4 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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