somewhatfoolish Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 @stuboy; do you have any relatives in South Africa? If anyone likes that kind of thing it's for sale for 3250 BINs. Ghosty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Woohoo! Lexus ready for another year of wafting about: That was with pretty much zero prep, just topping up the tyres and swapping a non-flat battery across due to lack of use since the last MoT expired at the end of December. And that was an extended MoT, so it last darkened the doors of a test centre in June 2019. I was expecting to get a failure and that would be my shopping list of things to address/despair about. Have celebrated by asking for an oil change on it, and getting the advisories priced-up. At least there were no rot issues mentioned, nor suspension bushes and joints which can be a killer on the LS. Semi-C, HarmonicCheeseburger, BorniteIdentity and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 MrDuke, FakeConcern, St.Jude and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Dickhead neighbours are GONE. LightBulbFun, The Moog, Vantman and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Now you just have to dispose of the bodies DeeJay, Banger Kenny, HarmonicCheeseburger and 12 others 4 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Slow broadband , Elon to the rescue 🤣  Order Starlink Ansley Rd, Nuneaton CV10, UK Starlink is targeting coverage in your area in mid to late 2021. You will receive a notification once your Starlink is ready to ship. Hardware £439.00 Service £89.00 /mo Shipping & Handling £54.00 Due Today £89.00 somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 I've just put fuel in my car for the first time this year... I've never had £20 last so long! Stuck £30 of super diesel in because I felt sorry for it LightBulbFun, privatewire and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted March 10, 2021 Author Share Posted March 10, 2021 Just had a domestic customer call who's just had a 3 month water bill for ÂŁ297,069.66. "Hello, I think there may be a problem with my meter" myglaren, privatewire, Remspoor and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Jim Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 beko1987, myglaren, Cord Fourteener and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 23 hours ago, High Jetter said: half the parents have forgotten how to drive it seems. They have on the motorways , before turning the hard shoulder into a live lane they should've sent a survey out If there are 4 lanes , which one will you drive in at 60mph 1 2 3 ✅ 4 Fuck that then Cord Fourteener 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Wack said: Slow broadband , Elon to the rescue 🤣  Order Starlink Ansley Rd, Nuneaton CV10, UK Starlink is targeting coverage in your area in mid to late 2021. You will receive a notification once your Starlink is ready to ship. Hardware £439.00 Service £89.00 /mo Shipping & Handling £54.00 Due Today £89.00 That looks like an awful lot of £££££'s Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Just now, myglaren said: That looks like an awful lot of £££££'s It does and that's plus vat I think so £117 a month after the install fee Remspoor and Shite Ron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 hour ago, myglaren said: That looks like an awful lot of £££££'s If you like your internetz and live in the <5% of the country that BT struggle to supply with reliable telephone service never mind fibre optic, it may make sense; can starlink be readily used as a node for a group of houses/block of flats etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021  This badge feels like a threat. It could be yours: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Pin-Badge-Advertising-British-Leyland-Cars/184630803377 JeeExEll, Stanky, somewhatfoolish and 11 others 5 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 7 hours ago, vulgalour said:  This badge feels like a threat.... It could only be more of a threat if it read "We know where you live" Cord Fourteener and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cord Fourteener Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 39 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: It could only be more of a threat if it read "We know where you live" Google: we know where you live, we know what you do and who you do it with and when. We're all about a paperless world. Oh, and we own the biggest killer robot company in the world. Fahrenheit 451 is here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 14 hours ago, Sunny Jim said: If Harry and Meghan were to separate, which of them would be East Sussex and which would be West Sussex? 🤔 Shite Ron, stonedagain, myglaren and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artdjones Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 38 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: If Harry and Meghan were to separate, which of them would be East Sussex and which would be West Sussex? 🤔 Wait a while and you may find out. JeeExEll and Shite Ron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 The new crematorium on the old mining land down the road from Chaseracer Towers is almost complete... Decorative footpath design by Partridge... Coprolalia, somewhatfoolish, Shite Ron and 8 others 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 45 minutes ago, chaseracer said: The new crematorium on the old mining land down the road from Chaseracer Towers is almost complete... Decorative footpath design by Partridge... In the words of Brian Potter - "It's a 50ft Cock & Balls Man.." somewhatfoolish, 155V6, Banger Kenny and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 LightBulbFun, Wilko220, Remspoor and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ghosty said: WTAF? Where did you find this you little spectre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, outlaw118 said: WTAF? Where did you find this you little spectre? I was looking for parts on a FB group and I found a link to a free manual, it turned out to be one of those spammy ebook sites with a load of fake comments with the title pasted in. Tenmil Socket, Tadhg Tiogar, Remspoor and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 40 minutes ago, strangeangel said: I doubt it’s her. My money would be on Andrew or princess Michael of Kent - she did wear the blackamoor broach to the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 22 hours ago, richardmorris said: I doubt it’s her. My money would be on Andrew or princess Michael of Kent - she did wear the blackamoor broach to the party. My money's on either of the Kents; they have a rep for being well up their own arses; not naming is bollocks, she's doing exactly what she's moaning at the shitrags for, peddling gossip. Remspoor and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 42 minutes ago, richardmorris said: I doubt it’s her.  Not arsed really... in the 21st century we should be doing away with the lot of them, both the privileged by birth and 14th rate actresses/Jerry Springer escapees alike.  puddlethumper and privatewire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 6 hours ago, chaseracer said: The new crematorium on the old mining land down the road from Chaseracer Towers is almost complete... Decorative footpath design by Partridge... This is the Holiday Inn (previously a Ramada) a couple of miles away near the M6 Toll junction... Can anyone perceive an emerging theme? Austat, myglaren, Remspoor and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddlethumper Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, strangeangel said:  Not arsed really... in the 21st century we should be doing away with the lot of them, both the privileged by birth and 14th rate actresses/Jerry Springer escapees alike.  Quite agree. We should be a republic in this day and age. Royals are an outdated anachronism. That House of bloody Lords can get in the sea as well. chaseracer, cort1977, strangeangel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 15 minutes ago, puddlethumper said: Quite agree. We should be a republic in this day and age. Royals are an outdated anachronism. That House of bloody Lords can get in the sea as well. Yes, we need a completely new type of corrupt system! Cord Fourteener, puddlethumper, catsinthewelder and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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