Wack Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 I hope that's not a body richardmorris, Tenmil Socket, Fumbler and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 I went to use my Hiace today but both its batteries were near flat,i know i will jump it off my year old Sprinter... After 20 mins of boosting it off the mighty German brand the result was barely any improvement so step forward the little Daihatsu. Five minutes later and the Toyota clattered in to life emitting a lovely claggy cloud that you just don't get these days. privatewire, chodweaver, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 I r disapoint the cop in the drive thru before me didn't order any donuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 I am no expert but I think I may have identified some previously undiscovered work by Banksy, or at the very least someone whose work also contains the trademark shared elements of satirical street artwork and subversive epigrams, combining dark humour with graffiti executed in a distinctive stenciling technique. #reclaimthestreets #mkhanisbent Cavcraft, clayts450, Fumbler and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Wack said: I hope that's not a body Rigor Mortis wuvvum, Remspoor, Fumbler and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 4 hours ago, warch said: I am no expert but I think I may have identified some previously undiscovered work by Banksy, or at the very least someone whose work also contains the trademark shared elements of satirical street artwork and subversive epigrams, combining dark humour with graffiti executed in a distinctive stenciling technique. #reclaimthestreets #mkhanisbent Bearded exploring Youtube* was there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 5 hours ago, loserone said: Rigor Mortis When the kids were about 9&11 we went to Amsterdam for a long weekend , I'd drawn a big X through the red light district so we could avoid it which we almost did Early Sunday morning we were walking down this street when we passed a sex shop with a black Dildo in the window you could've used to moor a boat I just said to Mrs wack , if you ignore it they might not notice , no chance , my 9 year old daughter pointed at it, what's that warch, Wilko220, myglaren and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, Wack said: When the kids were about 9&11 we went to Amsterdam for a long weekend , I'd drawn a big X through the red light district so we could avoid it which we almost did Early Sunday morning we were walking down this street when we passed a sex shop with a black Dildo in the window you could've used to moor a boat I just said to Mrs wack , if you ignore it they might not notice , no chance , my 9 year old daughter pointed at it, what's that Well what did you say ? richardmorris 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, camryv6 said: Well what did you say ? I’m all ears. It’s not like it’s going to be mistaken for anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 I just ignored her hoping she'd shut up which thankfully she did camryv6 and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Last time I went to the ‘Dam was with a group of mates, one of whom was desperate to shag a prostitute. Not sure why, must’ve been a bucket list thing or something. Despite being outwardly confident about the whole idea he ended up prevaricating so much that he ended being taken down to the red light district by another mate’s girlfriend so she could do all the ‘setting up’ for him and so she could make sure he got a nice girl to go with. myglaren, eddyramrod, mk2_craig and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, warch said: Last time I went to the ‘Dam was with a group of mates, one of whom was desperate to shag a prostitute. Not sure why, must’ve been a bucket list thing or something. Despite being outwardly confident about the whole idea he ended up prevaricating so much that he ended being taken down to the red light district by another mate’s girlfriend so she could do all the ‘setting up’ for him and so she could make sure he got a nice girl to go with. They use so much lube I doubt he'd notice either way. So I've heard... warch and Amishtat 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 The Yorkshire Tea ad with Sean Bean has just been on. "Do it for Yorkshire!" :) warch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance. somewhatfoolish, Coprolalia, richardmorris and 3 others 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 35 minutes ago, Aston Martin said: Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance. warch, puddlethumper, Mr Laurence and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 43 minutes ago, Aston Martin said: Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance. Turn your posh Citroen into a mobile portaloo Shite Ron and Remspoor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Holy good gravy, a demountable camper modelled on the remora fish. warch and Skizzer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 I'm done in, I've spent a goodly portion of yesterday and today painting the fences in the garden and I'm exhausted! I've done about 40m of 6' high fence panels in Ronseal 'one-coat*' stain. They look good though, and doing it now means I could get in behind all the shrubs in the border on one side while the leaves have fallen off. I just have 2 smaller panels to do on one side that I can't get at until the new grass I put down as seed has grown a bit more, and its less boggy, plus the far end which I think is three more 4' x 6' panels but I need another tub of stain for that. I'm pretty pleased with how it looks, and I'm also very pleased that of the three fences that hem in my garden, I'm only responsible for one of them. And its the most recent and most stable by quite a long way! chodweaver, puddlethumper, Wack and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Aston Martin said: Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance. humped by a whale......... wuvvum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 20 hours ago, eddyramrod said: The Yorkshire Tea ad with Sean Bean has just been on. "Do it for Yorkshire!" shame they've cut the "tea break" bit off though somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 ❤️ Joey spud, rainagain, somewhatfoolish and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 When you don't quite catch the writing on a product and go "what !" chodweaver and OM646 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 af3a8cef405b3c3c5d4076507b4b4f08.mp4 goosey, rainagain and Craig the Princess 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Vantman, danthecapriman, warch and 15 others 1 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 In an age of political upheaval, global instability, pandemics and conspiracies, there is a person in New Zealand who cuts through the confusion and reports on what really matters Keith Fishingham, 22 from somewhere cold said he had “been on a massive sesh with some Walruses” and last remembered climbing into a Taxi outside an Ice Bar. He said he had enjoyed the Park “especially the roundabout” but eventually a Policeman with a Pork and Apple with Sage had proved too tempting. ”Normally I’m more into Fish but variety, spice of life and all that” Keith was last seen heading home. When asked whether he knew the way, he said “Its OK mate, there’s some Japanese whaling ships nearby, I will check with them. Cheers yeah” Lovely tale all round. puddlethumper, wuvvum, Skizzer and 4 others 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I’m sure it’s safe to post here as nobody from my extended family would ever frequent such a forum focused on vehicular nonsense. I watched a programme on BBC iplayer yesterday. Nothing unusual with that, I know, but it was narrated from start to finish by my niece. I know I have played no part in the tireless effort and tenacity on her part in achieving what she has achieved so far and I know that she will grow much, much further. Still, makes me feel a bit proud of her. wuvvum, BeEP, OM646 and 16 others 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Inspector Morose said: I’m sure it’s safe to post here as nobody from my extended family would ever frequent such a forum focused on vehicular nonsense. I watched a programme on BBC iplayer yesterday. Nothing unusual with that, I know, but it was narrated from start to finish by my niece. I know I have played no part in the tireless effort and tenacity on her part in achieving what she has achieved so far and I know that she will grow much, much further. Still, makes me feel a bit proud of her. is she david attenborough or martin jarvis anything interesting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I don't know, someone might find it interesting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000rtf3/our-world-new-orleans-the-year-the-music-stopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Had an unusual car accident this morning, hit a snowman. I was assuming snowmen would be soft and fluffy, this was like hitting a boulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 33 minutes ago, warch said: Had an unusual car accident this morning, hit a snowman. I was assuming snowmen would be soft and fluffy, this was like hitting a boulder. Its what would stop me driving into a snowman unless I'd made it myself first or poked it with a stick to be sure... Same reason I tell the kids to shut up when the want me to 'splash the puddles' which entails hitting the shitty fucked up verge of wherever B road we are driving at b road speeds with my nice airtight tyre and non knocking suspension... No thanks kids, be quiet! warch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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